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Movieline Liveblogs The Human Centipede!

OK. Okay . Here’s what’s about to happen: I’m going to go into the living room, fire up the cable box, and order Human Centipede On Demand (it’s not playing in Los Angeles yet, but Time Warner has generously made it available at the push of a button), and I’m going to liveblog it here, doing my absolute best not to faint, vomit or tear out my hair while screaming in anguish at my Maker about how He could allow something like this to exist. Is this a stupid stunt? Of course it is. But I need to find out for myself — and for you, the reader who has too much sense to subject him or herself to this cinematic abomination — if this is, in fact, 2010’s Most Barfiest Movie. Join me in this potentially soul-extinguishing exercise after the jump: (It should go without saying, but there will be many SPOILERS ahead.)

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Movieline Liveblogs The Human Centipede!

Real Housewives of New York Reality Check: How to Know Your Psychic’s a Fake

Last week on the Real Housewives of New York City , Ramona’s eyeballs actually jumped out of their sockets Mask -style, and Jill got a contact high off of LuAnn’s condescension. But the tone of last night’s episode, “Stay On Message,” was far more serious. A tabloid leaked Bethenny’s pregnancy and she spent the rest of the episode depressed in bed and full makeup. Bobby schvitzed through a cable-access interview. Kelly wore even shorter shorts than last week. And Sonja empowered viewers by telling them they are never too old for designer knee-high boots. In short, the episode was inspiring and educational. After the jump, Movieline sifts the through Tru Renewal plugs and scam psychics to find the truest and fakest moments.

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Real Housewives of New York Reality Check: How to Know Your Psychic’s a Fake

Late Night Highlights: Schwarzenegger on Fluffers and a History Lesson with Courtney Love

Jay Leno may have had a great 60th birthday — complete with Chelsea Handler and Terry Bradshaw in a cake , but the day after his 60th birthday was not so hot. First, 60 Minutes leaked a few statements from this Sunday’s Jay-bashing interview with Conan O’B rien . And then last night, Jay was called an “ee-diot” and a “senior citizen” by the Governor of California. That clip, as well as the other highlights you missed last night while retouching your bandleader resume , after the jump.

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Late Night Highlights: Dave Talks Drugs with Courtney Love and a Lost Star Finds His Vanilla Ice

Six years after Courtney Love flashed David Letterman in a drug-addled appearance on the Late Show , the Hole front woman returned to the scene of her crime last night. There to promote her new album Nobody’s Daughter , she apologized to the host before coherently discussing her drug addiction (“lots of coke” is never good, kids) and recovery. That clip, as well as the other highlights you missed while prepping for your first television interview since you were robbed of the Tonight Show , after the jump.

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Late Night Highlights: Dave Talks Drugs with Courtney Love and a Lost Star Finds His Vanilla Ice

What are the Most Ridiculous Parts of the New Jonah Hex Poster?

While the trailer for Jonah Hex has yet to appear , Warner Brothers did its best today to remind audiences that this movie not only exists, but will get released as planned on June 18. And what better way to do that than with a great poster, right? Or, in this case, a completely ridiculous mess that looks borderline fake. After the jump, the full poster and its five oddest design choices. Imagine what treats the movie holds. The mind reels.

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Hollywood Ink: Jennifer Connelly May Fill in Cheaters Quartet

Friday Box Office: The Losers

April: It’s the new September. After last weekend’s disappointing returns, this weekend is poised to do worse . Only Jennifer Lopez’s abysmal The Back-Up Plan reached $4 million on Friday, and it won’t even be in first place come Sunday because of holdover How to Train Your Dragon . Also debuting: The Losers , which, duh. For commentary, check the title. Oh, and for the thirty-seven of you who still care: Kick-Ass saw a Friday-to-Friday drop of 63 percent and landed in fifth place. Cue the wails of “You’re expectations were too high!” The top-five after the jump.

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Hollywood Ink: Last Airbender to Receive Fake 3-D Treatment

TV Bites: Danny McBride Takes Eastbound & Down South of the Border

American Idol Recap: Who ‘Inspired’ Us Most?

Last night, American Idol battered us with selections from its most syrupy set list yet: Inspirational Songs. Run, Bowersox! Rod Stewart wouldn’t touch half of this nonsense in a “Great American Songbook” package, and lord, that says it all. Still, we got seven performances, seven consultations with the catatonic Alicia Keys, and one obvious winner. Our rankings and video after the jump.

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American Idol Recap: Who ‘Inspired’ Us Most?