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Hollywood Ink: Sony Once Again Tries Getting Jeannie Out of the Movie Bottle

Hollywood Ink: The Cameron Diaz/Benicio Del Toro Pairing You’ve Always Dreamed Of

Casting Ejyafjallajökull: The Motion Picture

Hollywood, it seems, is about to catch a severe case of volcano fever. With the news dominated by stories of international travelers who’ve been stranded by a commercial airline system brought to its knees by ash-spewing Icelandic death-chimney Ejyafjallajökull (pronounced “Steve,” oddly) and by incredible images of the apocalyptic cloud blanketing European airspace, development executives are scrambling to get the first volcano project into the pipeline. After the jump, we offer our always-helpful suggestions to harried casting directors who face this imposing task.

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Is America Really Sick of Getting Bret Michaels Laid?

VH1 has spent three seasons trying to find love for Bret Michaels, the former Poison vocalist whose blood bleeds bandanna-patterned. In numbers, that means that MTV’ s sister channel has pumped out 40 episodes in which 68 contestants with exotically spelled names like Ambre and Destiney found maybe 3,000 kinky ways (including rollerblading with strollers) to incite Bret into purring, “That kinda turned me on.” And while Bret did find one woman he liked enough to get her name tattooed on his neck, he never found that “true love” that he was after. Dejected, VH1 announced this weekend that it is giving up on Rock of Love to pursue other reality projects, but is America ready to break-up with reality’s rock-star Romeo? Movieline investigates after the jump.

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Is America Really Sick of Getting Bret Michaels Laid?

Hollywood Ink: That Mighty Mouse Reboot You Requested is On the Way

T-Minus 7 Hours and Counting to Win a Free iPad From Movieline!

You — yes, you. Stop what you’re doing. I mean, whatever it is you’re doing besides reading this. You look like could use a shiny new iPad courtesy of Movieline, and I’m here to help explain your last chance of scoring it. But time is short — you only have until 9 p.m. PT / midnight ET! Tonight! Instructions after the jump.

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T-Minus 7 Hours and Counting to Win a Free iPad From Movieline!

Hollywood Ink: Zac Efron, Drug Runner

TV Bites: Carla Gugino Gets a Dose of Californication

3 Helpful Tips to Keep the V Resistance From Self-Destructing

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from V (other than the fact that retroactive continuity really can exist after just six episodes) it’s that if aliens showed up tomorrow dolling out free health care, humans would put up an embarrassingly ill-conceived resistance. In last night’s episode, Erica and Co. spent the whole hour tracking down the fabled Fifth Column leader John May (Oh hey, Michael Trucco!) so she and Ryan could communicate with the Visitor ship, only to find out John May doesn’t live after all. Lisa drives a wedge even further between Tyler and Erica when she tells him his dad isn’t really his dad, and Chad Decker continues to compromise his journalistic integrity. But week after week, it’s the bumbling resistance that disappoints me most of all. After the jump, find out how our heroes could have worked just a little bit harder to save all our human skins.

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American Idol Recap: Who’s Leaving the Building?

American Idol handed its nine remaining contestants a formidable task: Perform an Elvis hit and have it sound fresh and fancy-free and Ke$ha-flavored for the more happenin’ preteens. Sounds doable, right? Except totally impossible? Right. Luckily, the surviving balladeers were also granted the help of Adam Lambert, who established himself as the best mentor of the season. But the real judging is up to us: Which two contestants ‘return to sender’ during tomorrow’s results show? Movieline’s rankings pile up after the jump.

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American Idol Recap: Who’s Leaving the Building?