A photo posted by alessandraambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:45pm PST Alessandra Ambrosio posted a picture of her tits that I assume are small implants, not because she’s a brazilian and therefore a man, but because she’s a model and models usually have small implants to fill their bikinis better.. She’s pushing 40, has been modelling forever, and I find her boring…but not as boring as Gisele…who probably is a Brazilian tranny, but I only say that because a pro football player is married to her, and well after all those lockerroom showers, and team initiations…you know..being a wide receiver has a couple meanings…especially when you’re a quarterback…right… A photo posted by Gisele Bündchen (@giseleofficial) on Dec 12, 2014 at 2:52pm PST
Whatever you do, nobody tell Alessandra Ambrosio that she’s already got the 2014 MILF of the Year title all locked up. Because I’d hate to see her coast with mom jeans and oversized sweaters the rest of the way. Especially when she’s still delivering red carpet hotness like this at the 19th annual ACRIA Holiday Dinner in New York. Although if Alessandra keeps this up much longer, I’m going to have to ask for a new pair of sweatpants for Christmas. Yow. » view all 31 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Here’s Cara Delevingne’s bi-sexual, it girl, recent Hollywood actress who is now in some Comic book movie as some major Comic Villain, alongside Will Smith and Margot Robbie….because she’s played the fucking world…pretty fucking good…showing her panties…because at this stage in giving up her privacy to get this far…because being a rich socialite girl isn’t enough…taking over the industry is the only thing that fills her emptiness…
So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care. I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous… They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas. Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them…. DOUTZEN Kroes: Lindsay Ellingson
Elizabeth Lauten, the Congressional aide who sparked controversy by slamming Sasha and Malia Obama on Thanksgiving, is resigning from her job. Lauten, who was the communications director for U.S. Rep. Stephen Fincher (R-TN), raised eyebrows over the holiday weekend thanks to a Facebook rant. She wrote about the First Daughters’ appearance at his pardoning of the National Thanksgiving Turkey in terms you would not describe as flattering. “Dear Sasha and Malia,” Elizabeth Lauten began, “I get you’re both in those awful teen years, but you’re a part of the First Family, try showing a little class.” “At least respect the part you play. Then again your mother and father don’t respect their positions very much, or the nation for that matter,” she went on. “So I’m guessing you’re coming up a little short in the ‘good role model’ department. Nevertheless, stretch yourself,” Lauten went on. “Rise to the occasion.” The newly unemployed Lauten wrote of the more casual outfits that Malia Obama, 16, and Sasha Obama, 13, wore to the event, as well as their expressions: “Act like being in the White House matters to you. Dress like you deserve respect, not a spot at a bar. And certainly don’t make faces during televised, public events.” She deleted the initial post, going on to write another message apologizing for her initial reaction, but the second note no longer appears on Facebook either. Following the widespread backlash to her viral post, Lauten told NBC News on Monday, that her resignation from Rep. Fincher’s team is “in the works.” Probably for the best. Bullying teenagers seems a little out of bounds, even though politics is obviously a heated environment wrought with partisanship. Next time, maybe stick with something more universal, that everybody can get behind and come across the aisle to denounce: Michelle’s school lunches … Students Say #ThanksMichelleObama for Gross-Looking Lunch 1. Mystery Meat… … and an apple!
What does Kim Kardashian have in common with Kevin Bacon? What trait does Taylor Swift share with Mario Lopez and Dita Von Teese? They all love the holiday season! With Thanksgiving now in the rearview mirror, celebrities can officially let their festive spirit soar, as we’ve collected a series of snapshots below that depict singers, reality stars and politicians all getting their Christmas decorations on. Celebrities Decorate for the Holidays 1. Blue Ivy This is simply precious. Blue Ivy’s famous mother snapped a phot of her daughter taking in the family Christmas tree. Whose cat appears to be stuck in her tree? Who is considering the use of her Maltese as an ornament? Who isn’t wearing any pants? And could Blue Ivy Carter get any cuter?!? Click around the photo gallery above to see how Beyonce captured a beautiful silhouette of her daughter and also to see which celebrities are celebrating this special time of year together.
Holy crap. I think I might have just found my new favorite cougar. Because after seeing this super-hot photoshoot from former Playboy Playmate of the Year (and NFL cheerleader!) Tiffany Fallon , I’m starting to feel a whole lot of love welling up in my pants region. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s what you call it. So who cares if Tiffany’s 40, is married to some dude from Rascal Flatts and just had her third kid last month? I’ve had to overcome worse odds. Wish me luck. » view all 20 photos
Holy crap. I think I might have just found my new favorite cougar. Because after seeing this super-hot photoshoot from former Playboy Playmate of the Year (and NFL cheerleader!) Tiffany Fallon , I’m starting to feel a whole lot of love welling up in my pants region. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s what you call it. So who cares if Tiffany’s 40, is married to some dude from Rascal Flatts and just had her third kid last month? I’ve had to overcome worse odds. Wish me luck. » view all 20 photos
I know what you might be thinking, but look, I’m not going to rag on Alessandra Ambroisio for wearing a pair of baggy mom jeans in these shots. For one thing, my favorite MILF is still giving us a peak at that sexy stomach of hers. And secondly, I’m still holding out hope that eventually Alessandra will read all the nice things I’ve written about her over the years, come to her senses and ditch her little brats and her family to come live with me in my mom’s basement. Fingers crossed! Photos: Fameflynet
I know what you might be thinking, but look, I’m not going to rag on Alessandra Ambroisio for wearing a pair of baggy mom jeans in these shots. For one thing, my favorite MILF is still giving us a peak at that sexy stomach of hers. And secondly, I’m still holding out hope that eventually Alessandra will read all the nice things I’ve written about her over the years, come to her senses and ditch her little brats and her family to come live with me in my mom’s basement. Fingers crossed! Photos: Fameflynet
