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Alessandra Ambrosio Needs Help!

Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Alessandra Ambrosio having a little car trouble, and getting this lucky bastard to check it out. Although, even though I’m clearly jealous, I guess this is probably something better left to the professionals. Not only do I not know anything about cars, but even if I did, I’d have a hell of a lot of trouble concentrating that close to Alessandra’s booty in leggings. I’m pretty sure I just blew a head gasket just looking at these pictures. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Adriana Lima And Alessandra Ambrosio Make A Great Fantasy

We get a lot of great lesbian fantasies on this site, and I don’t know about you guys, but I’m currently having a pretty good time imagining myself as the Tuna in this hottie sandwich with Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio right now. Actually, nevermind, it would be kind of weird if you were imagining me in there too. Anyway, according to my sources, the two supermodel hotties were at a mall in Las Vegas to showcase Victoria’s Secret’s new $2 Million Fantasy Bra, but if you ask me, it would’ve made for a much better fantasy if they were actually wearing them too. » view all 35 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Alessandra Ambrosio Works It Real Good

Here’s everyone’s favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio working out at the gym and proving what I’ve always said: that all celebrity yoga classes should come with their own official photographer. Well, actually, I’ve always said they should come with a live feed too. You know, so the rest of us could work out at home along with them. For some reason, the prudes at my local gym won’t allow me to sign up for any more classes there. Photos: Fameflynet

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Jessica Alba Turns On The MILF Hotness

After those perfect Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures , here’s my second-favorite MILF Jessica Alba making a pretty strong case for herself at something called the 2014 Baby2Baby Gala honoring Kate Hudson, which is a grouping of words that makes absolutely no sense to me. In fact, the only thing that does make sense is getting to see Jessica’s awesome cleavage. Now where’s the annual event honoring that? » view all 37 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Alba Turns On The MILF Hotness

After those perfect Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures , here’s my second-favorite MILF Jessica Alba making a pretty strong case for herself at something called the 2014 Baby2Baby Gala honoring Kate Hudson, which is a grouping of words that makes absolutely no sense to me. In fact, the only thing that does make sense is getting to see Jessica’s awesome cleavage. Now where’s the annual event honoring that? » view all 37 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fantasy Bra of the Day

???????? Beyond excited to be wearing this amazing one of a kind #vsfantasybra at this year's @victoriassecret #vsfashionshow. It is such an honor to be chosen again. Can't wait for London… ???? ???????????? alessandraambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) ? ??? 11, 2014 at 4:59 PDT Alessandra Ambrosio is wearing the stupid Victoria’s Secret publicity stunt to show the world just how much of your money they are stealing from you in their mark-ups thanks to exploiting Third World Countries… My friend put up a Top 10 of the Fantasy bras to get you a first hand perspective of the Ohio based brand’s ridiculousness….from 1 million to 8 million dollar bras…that no one would ever wear, that look cheap and show girl like…and that ultimately are tacky as fuck…but maybe in the middle of white trash America….where Victoria’s Secret represents luxury…lives women who want this much ice on their tits….you know to really help their stripper stage show… The whole thing is pretty fucking tacky, but not as tacky as their informercial america flocks to like it matters…dumb. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Does AIDS of the Day

Miley Cyrus was also at the AIDS event…because everyone was at the AIDS event and it seems like everyone was also into dressing half naked at the AIDS event…which is pretty inappropriate since being half naked is one of the catalysts that causes aids, and if anything I feel like these people are mocking the disease they’ll never die of, no matter how dirty they get, because Magic Johnson proved – if you’re a celebrity there is a cure.. #458096528 / gettyimages.com We dem boy$$$$ ???????????? I had fun tonight wit all deeeeez weirdos! hopefully we made history tonight and WHEN the time comes there IS a cure for Hiv/aids I am so happy to know we had something to with that! I send all the best vibes over to the brilliant people at #amfAR and thank you for such a fun event! Couldn't be a better way to celebrate the announcement of being #maccosmetics #2015 #vivaglam giiiiiiirl ???????????????????? #sharonstoneisabadasshustler A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Oct 10, 2014 at 2:35am PDT That said, I am all for throwing million dollar events with Celebrity guests to help bring awareness to AIDS since no one has ever heard of fucking AIDS. I am also all for Miley’s AIDS costume… #458096520 / gettyimages.com #458096464 / gettyimages.com #458091138 / gettyimages.com #458082410 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

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Alessandra Ambrosio for LUI Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is on the cover of LUI this month…and she’s naked. Sure it’s not traditional naked…where you can actually see the things that define being naked…like nipples and vagina and gaping asshole…which in this internet porn generation is barely even naked…or inappropriate..you need close up penetration for that… Instead strategic naked, because she’s a good Catholic mother who has made millions off being half naked, that full naked will come at a premium price…and not for some editorial, no matter how good it is…but instead for a brand or movie that will pay out proper…she knows how this shit works…and I guess half naked, or strategic naked, is better than not naked at all, even if moms in their 30s are a gross concept…when they aren’t Victoria’s Secret underwear models….and here are the pics…

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Sabrina Ioffreda for LUI Magazine of the Day

Sabrina Ioffreda is some model who has done nothing that I’ve noticed – not that I really notice anything when it comes to models unless they show their tits…but I assume that she’s well paid, as all models are, she’s probably European because of her insane last name, maybe even Swedish, because it sounds like an IKEA table name, which happens to be the only thing I know about Sweden, and probably the only thing to know about Sweden, other than this Sabrina Ioffreda who I don’t even know if she’s from Sweden but we’ll pretend. Fuck, google just told me she’s from Argentina…I shoulda known….I just thought Argentina only had cows…I am so bad at this…I am so stupid…I would blame the hangover but I am already drunk….fuck the dark hair should have given it away… Who cares about where she’s from, or what she’s giving away, since she’s giving all I really care away, and that’s her tits in my favorite titty magazine out of France called LUI This shoot is pretty next level

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Alessandra Ambrosio for AIDS of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio wore a dress that I would like to think will inspire at least one person to get AIDS in hopes of having her come to their bedside wearing something similar, only to tell themselves “looks like I made it…I did this life thing right”…I mean that or they will get AIDS by flying to Brazil to fuck some tranny faced hooker who very likely is a tranny, rocking a similar body to Alessandra Ambrosio…without a condom because condoms are for pussies…only to bring back AIDS to America and have the whole porno industry on lockdown…because of it… It’s happened before..just ask Lara Roxx… That said…I am a fan of her dress… TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

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