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Alessandra Ambrosio Rocks The Short Shorts

I spend a good part of my day walking the streets looking for hot moms, I know that sounds weird, but it’s kind of my thing. So when I found these shots of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio taking the kid for a walk, I was in heaven. Not only is she absolutely gorgeous, she’s a supermodel after all, but she’s wearing some of the tiniest spandex short shorts I”ve ever seen. I love it. I don’t know what else to tell you, to say she’s a milf is an understatement, so I’m just going to sit here with my mouth open.

Maria Menounos & McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed

If you’ve been on Twitter or Facebook or pretty much anywhere else on the internet over the last few weeks, you’ve probably seen the ‘McKayla Is Not Impressed’ meme that’s been floating around. If you don’t know what a meme is, step away from the computer and call your nurse. This isn’t the television, Murder She Wrote isn’t just going to eventually come on. Anyhow, here’s the Olympic gymnast reenacting her famous sour puss with my favorite Greek hottie Maria Menounos on the set of Extra . Sorry girl, Maria does it better.

Alessandra Ambrosio Belongs In Spandex

This is exactly what I was hoping to find to finish off the day, some pictures of an extreme supermodel wearing some really tight spandex pants. Here’s Brazilian beauty Alessandra Ambrosio rocking a sweet pair of spandex yoga pants as she heads to her SUV the other day. Awesome. I’m sure spandex was invented for something completely different, probably something to do with astronauts or the military, but I’m so glad that it’s primary use now is to make women’s asses look absolutely amazing.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bikini…..which would probably be more exciting if she wasn’t a mom in her 30s who has peaked….sure she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model, but that doesn’t count for shit. They are a corrupt organization robbing the third world of their models and giving them the opportunity to have babies with billionaires they would otherwise never have met…..leading to the good life once all this model shit blows over…cuz there’s only a small window of opportunity….a window that is closing for this one but that doesn’t matter cuz she’s made it and can now crawl into her mansion and get fat…cuz she doesn’t need her looks anymore…but she hasn’t done that yet, cuz she still looks pretty good in a bikini, proving that all you fat moms are just a bunch of lazy cunts… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Demi Lovato’s Sneak Peak & Thunder Thighs

I enjoy a nice upskirt shot as much as the next guy, I created a whole website centered around my love of them, but I’m not sure I’m feeling these. Here’s Demi Lovato shaking it on stage over the weekend, shaking it so much that we’re getting a good look at some very large underwear. Not my favorite. Not to mention the fact that she’s also showing off some very husky thunder thighs. Yikes, where did those things come from? They look like they should be attached to a much larger woman. Put some pants on.

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Volleyball Bikini Booty

I thought the shots I had up the other day of Alessandra Ambrosio hanging out on the beach were pretty damn sexy, that was until I found these even better ones. Here’s the supermodel playing a little beach volleyball with some very very lucky dudes over the weekend. I don’t really care all that much about the volleyball, but I’d definitely like to spike that sweet sweet bikini booty of hers…. With my face.

Imogen Thomas Caught in the Rain of the Day

I am not posting this because I am an Imogen Thomas fan…I barely know who she is and I think she’s got a really stupid fucking name….I am posting this because one of my favorite things in the summer is a surprise rain…even if in Imogen Thomas’ case….there is no such thing as surprise rain….just publicity stunt opportunities…..now the reason I like surprise rain is the same reason I am posting these pics of some chubby bitch Imogen Thomas….and that is that there is always a percentage of bitches who get stuck…in white….and sometimes with no bra on….leading to an unwanted white t-shirt contest for them and a welcomed wet t-shirt contest for me….and all it took was forgetting their fucking umbrella….that’s why everytime I see it raining on what was a sunnuy day a few minutes earlier I run outside…Some of the hardest nipples I’ve ever seen happened this way…..and that’s why Imogen Thomas has a post of her very on on this site…even if she’s virutally unknown….proving all she has to do is keep up publicity stunt hustle. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Tulisa Contostavlos Upskirt of the Day

TULISA CONTOSTAVLOS to those of you who care….is some X-Factor judge in the UK who replaced Cheryl Cole – despite being fat and sloppy looking….and now she’s trying to make it in America…. She’s been in staged bikini pics…showing off her fat ass that is better known as her other pussy…thanks to her greek heritage…. She’s was recently in an amazing BLOWJOB SEX TAPE THAT HER LEGAL TEAM TRIED TO MAKE DISAPPEAR BUT THAT I’VE SEEN A LOT ….leading to a new found respect for her hustle….cuz a bitch who sucks dick well…even if she’s fat and accustomed to eating…is a bitch I can endorse….. Now she’s showing panties…when getting out of the car…She’s pulling all the obvious cries for attention….that I am a fan of….because it’s better than bitches who don’t pull this shit off…. Next time bitch needs less panty…..more spreading …. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Strategic Naked Pregnant Pic of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is in what I call a strategic nude….because you can’t see her vile damaged pussy from her first pregnancy….or nipples…or asshole….. Even though my instinct is to think that the only strategic nude of a hot lingerie model would be one that doesn’t include a filled up uterus….. You see cuz I’m not one of those freaks into ready to drop porn…and no man in his right mind things a pregnant woman is a beautiful thing…in anything the only reason guys knock up bitches is so they don’t leave them…and the only reason they say how pretty they are…so is so they don’t have to listen to them whine about how disgusting the pregnancy has made them…cuz they know the truth you lying fuck…we all know the truth…. Last week so posted these PREGNANT BIKINI PICS on facebook…today she posted these nudes….next week I’m hoping for the spreas asshole while she’s crowning shot…. We’re all allowed to have dreams asshole.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Strategic Naked Pregnant Pic of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Facebook Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day

So if a picture says 1000 words…..then this picture is saying CANDICE SWANEPOEL DOES HALF NAKED BETTER…. because Candice Swanepoel didn’t pollute her uterus with a fetus that ruins her appeal as a model like this bitch did…cuz this bitch is some catholic who doesn’t use birth control…or maybe she’s just made too much fucking money and figures it’s time for personal life instead of waiting til she’s 35 like a normal person. What a waste.

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