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Alessandra Ambrosio Checkign Out Dicks on the Beach of the Day

Here is long toros Alessandra Ambrosio staring at the dick of some dude in tight bathing suit bottoms – because I guess she’s wondering if her old, overrated, overpaid, time to retire, still good enough to want to fuck, because she’s a VS model, you know the kind of girl you’d go to see her touring show in hopes you find her drunk at the bar talking about the glory days at the local dive bar – after all had failed….provided she developed a drug addiction rather than kids with a rich guy… I am wondering if she’s looking at his cock thinking “did I get him had, can I still get him hard, maybe he’s gay, those shorts say he’s gay…or is it the amazing ass next to me…”. I’m going with the Amazing ass next to her…because every hooker becomes a den mother one day….here’s to Alessandra Ambrosio aging another year in 2017 TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Checkign Out Dicks on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Strips WAY Down for Racy New Calendar

If Donald Trump really wants to irritate Alec Baldwin, he'll stop making fun of how the actor portrays him on Saturday Night Live. By taking this tact, Trump has given Baldwin plenty of ammunition to fire back on Twitter, while also helping the ratings for this NBC sketch comedy show increase dramatically. So if Trump truly wants to piss Baldwin off, he'll stop with his inane Tweeting about SNL and start with some inappropriate Tweeting about Ireland Baldwin. The 21-year old is featured in Love Magazine's latest advent calendar, promoting the item in a new video that can only be described with for letters: NSFW. Set the Madonna's hit single “Cherish,” the following video depicts Baldwin on the beach. She's wearing a Coach trench coat… at first. But she then discards this piece of attire to reveal some seriously sexy satin undergarments. From there, Baldwin rolls around in the sand, strips off her top and runs into the ocean. Others slated to appear for the calendar videos this year include Alessandra Ambrosio, Ciara, Chrissy Teigen, Emily Ratajkowski, Gigi Hadid, Hailey Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Karlie Kloss, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian , Paris Hilton, Sofia Richie and Suki Waterhouse. We can only imagine how much racier these clips will get. Check out Ireland's version below:

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Chloe Lecareaux is the Future in Grazia Australia of the DAy

Chloe Lecareaux must be from France…because she was discovered at the Cannes Film Fest…and more importantly her last name is Lecareaux….which is French…and French girls are great, despite being bitches, they love dirty sex, anal on the first encounter but most importantly…they go to beaches topless…and know that tits, aren’t anything to be ashamed of, but unlike feminists..they sexualize everything….French Girls are good.. This one’s been popping up in a few places and she’s fucking hot…I’m a fan of her work and the highlight of this shoot is that I think there’s an “Easter Egg”…in the form of nipple…see if you can find it…we’ll call it…Friday afternoon games…. This girl’s amazing The post Chloe Lecareaux is the Future in Grazia Australia of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for GQ Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is another one of those overrated promo models who sell underwear or used to sell underwear for the billion dollar brand…that paid them well after importing them to America to live the American dream….but she’s old now…and a mom…but I guess that doesn’t stop her from showing off her new tits…semi topless for GQ Brazil…and I’m not hating anything going on here…but I will remind everyone involved that there are 1000s of hotter 21 year olds…so that we can leave the 35 year olds back home by the pool in their LA mansions…to raise their kids with their nannies…there is no need to continue encouraging them to get naked…even if they look good enough naked..they are still moms and this can’t be a good influence on other moms, or husbands.. because I know moms, I see them at the coffee shops having baby play dates…and they don’t look anything like this…so why depress anyone old enough to give a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio with the whole “I have a multi-million dollar contract so I work out all day, when other moms actually do mom things because they aren’t underwear brand promo models”…. I just think we should retire these bitches at 27…why is the legacy of these people so much longer than it used to be…I blame social media…for not letting nature takes it’s course and let people forget them…it’s just relentless…but topless…but nippleless…we need more…not less…I mean less of her…but if you’re gonna put her out there in her last few “races”….make her fucking deliver… I don’t know why I bother writing this nonsense… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for GQ Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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People are Mad I Didn’t Post the Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits of the Day

People actually sent me emails mad that I didn’t post these Emmanuelle Chriqui pictures from yesterday…. I was busy…probably napping, possibly sexting, maybe even on tinder dates midday when pretending to be at a doctor’s appointment to not upset the fat wife…but I wasn’t sitting waiting to see how big Emmanuelle Chriqui and her Sephardic Jewish tits, that along with loving arab foods, are also large, like most Jewish tits I’ve met, because for some reason, Jews have big tits…I don’t know what that’s the case…but assume that’s why they call themselves “the chosen ones”…and have that ego from being “the chosen ones” that doesn’t allow for anyone not Jewish in their circle…they even have a circle themed dance to visually explain that at every wedding…a dance the non jews at the wedding can participate in…but they know you don’t belong… She’s from Canada, she’s got big tits, people like her as she pushes 40 and I like her outfit enough to stare at her tits in it, because if you’ve got any level of sex appeal in your old age, you might as well exploit it so people don’t forget…and replace you with other chosen ones…especially when your face looks like a holocaust or holocaust survival story… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post People are Mad I Didn’t Post the Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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ALessandra Ambrosio Takes a Selfie on the Beach in Malibu of the Day

If you’re really into seeing old, wasted up, Victoria’s Secret models on the beach taking selfies, because they realize that they need social media to survive… Her hashtag is “foreverOnVacation”….which in and of itself is fucking obnoxious, bragging about how great she is and how she beat the system, all for being “hot” according to Victoria’s Secret and the lazy american audience who shop there and believe their hype… When really she should look into her vapid self and think “What could I do with all this money I made being a fucking half naked whore, exploiting myself for a brand that exploits women and sets unrealistic ideals”…you know a little “I am fucking garbage, and have no soul, but I cashed out”…I guess those are too long for hashtags…and ForeverOnVacation has more of a fun ring to it…. Even though her vacation life is her taking selfies like a desperate 20 year old, trying to grow her social reach so that when she does quit the VS life, she’ll have a big base to sell product to. She’s an opportunist, using you…and her bikini pics aren’t even good…so fuck this shit..the most uninspiring, flimsy content ever…garbage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post ALessandra Ambrosio Takes a Selfie on the Beach in Malibu of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Promoting Nonsense of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is promoting bullshit, because she’s a promo model and a huge part of being a promo model is promoting bullshit…it’s what they do…because people like me pick up on the promo model photoshoot like it matters, when it doesn’t matter, to showcase to the world how hot, or amazing, or tight bodied she is for a mom….in what they would deem a celebration, that feeds her ego…that makes her feel like she matters…before realizing that beauty fades, and that pile of money she’s become used to isn’t enough of a reminder that she was once the hottest, forcing her to navigate and figure out ways to maintain that beauty, image, hype….but she’ll lose..it’s nature…it’s how it works and it’s amazing she’s lasted this long…because I never thought she was all that hot…and I am the unofficial Hollywood judge of hotness…I’ve made a very pathetic career out of it…so jokes on them…I am posting it not because I think it matters…but because I think it DOESN’t matter….take that Alessandra Ambrosio and the people who paid you a million dollars for these pics… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Promoting Nonsense of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Dancing Around like a Retard for her Perfume Company of the Day

If you want to smell like piss….but the Alessandra Ambrosio branded perfume that she doesn’t wear but that she attaches her name to because I guess people on the international level think she’s some fashion icon, despite being a promo model for a panty company who gets half naked, because people are morons and buy into anything they see on TV or the internet…. Seriously, if you want to go to you local Walgreens and see the different celebrity scents that they have huge licensing deals on….you’ll see just how fucking vile the product being sold is. You’ll know there is no fucking way this bitch touches this toxic shit…. I am posting it – not to say how garbage celebrity endorsements for celebrity brands is…but because back in June Alessandra Ambrosio filmed this commercial on the beach in Malibu, where the highlight of the video was edited out, her panty flashes…..the only thing she’s done of value in a long time….and they didn’t even feature it. Just more proof all these fuckers have it all wrong… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Dancing Around like a Retard for her Perfume Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Shakes Her Ass Like She’s Still Current of the DayAlessandra Ambrosio Shakes Her Ass Like She’s Still Current of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is shaking her ass for her white girl fans…or maybe for all the dudes who Victoria’s Secret panders to… I would say that hip hop, is pop music and that every single white girl in the world knows how to shake her ass like some kind of african princess, and I would be right in saying that…but Alessandra Ambrosio isn’t necessarily white, plus she’s not a girl, she’s an old as fuck Brazilian which could be white, but could also be native or afro or whatever, and she too likes to shake her ass.. She’s doing it like a white college girl at a frat party…because this isn’t a black thing anymore…that’s racist…but wearing an indian headdress is cultural appropriation, or having a school cafeteria serve egg rolls, or Indian food is cultural appropriation to all these white college aged social justice warriors…but shaking their ass all tribal and ready to fuck…is just doing like the music videos and that’s ok…because social justice warriors are full of shit…and because shaking ass is always ok…even when you’re in your 30s and a mom…but only if you’re a Victoria’s Secret model who’s skin isn’t hanging off her like a ravaged mom I’m sure you’ve all seen and had to fuck…because we are men…and we fuck what we have to…especially when we marry them. I am drunk. She knows her angles. It looks good. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Shakes Her Ass Like She’s Still Current of the DayAlessandra Ambrosio Shakes Her Ass Like She’s Still Current of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio In A Bikini On Instagram

First, Alessandra Ambrosio showed the rest of this business the proper way to be a professional MILF. And now here she is showing all those Insta-wannabes out there how to be a smoking hot Instagram model. I mean, c’mon, is there anything this hottie can’t do? You know, besides becoming the hot ex-wife of a professional blogger… But hey, maybe that’s next on her list. Fingers crossed! Malibu… A video posted by Alessandra Ambrosio (@alessandraambrosio) on Sep 4, 2016 at 11:51pm PDT https://www.instagram.com/p/BKB8j8sAc8k/ @alessandraambrosio in Malibu #alessandraambrosio #newcandid A photo posted by VS Angels Georgia (@vsangelsgeo) on Sep 7, 2016 at 3:55am PDT Alessandra Ambrosio flaunts flawless figure in tiny black bikini #alessandra #alessandraambrosio #ambrosio #flawless #figure #instabikini #blackbikini #tinybikini #beachbody #beachbabe #instababe #fashionmodel #fashiondiva #supermodel #display #malibubeach #swimwear #blackswimwear #model #model #hotmodels #sexymodel #fashionista A photo posted by only the latest (@celebskinshow) on Sep 6, 2016 at 7:46pm PDT

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