First Up – Martha Hunt Selfies in Lingerie with Alessandra Ambrosio of the Day…because Victoria’s Secret is that they create these women into being sex icons – exploiting them – and making them walk around in underwear like it’s clothes… If this was high school and you paid a girl in your class to come to class in her bra and panties, you’d likely be suspended. If this was a coffee shop and you convinced a homeless person to walk into the Stabucks in her bra and panties, all smelling of piss and shit, you’d probably get arrested. But when you’re a billion dollar brand, your sex work, becomes marketing work, and it’s all ok…the girls are into it, they are validated as hot and can lure men in from every angle…it’s a lottery win really…but still working… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Second Up – Izabel Goulart’s in a Sports Bra in Brazil, all ripped, not being robbed at gun point like she was Ryan Lochte, because she still lives in Brazil, where she does fitness and eats lettuce all day…maybe even rocking some feces water parasites to keep the weight off – cuz this shit is skinny as fuck… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Victoria’s Secret Whores of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Brazilian Alessandra Ambrosio and Izabel Goulart – who arent’ Brazilian Trannies that people go to Brazil to fuck – as Sex Tourism rules the world….and also increases the world’s AIDS rate, but who are Brazilians who aren’t offensively huge assed, but rather are skinny as fuck and recruited by Brazil loving Victoria’s Secret who made them both rich and famous… This is not really what the shit filled beaches of Rio actually look like, but it’s good marketing for the Olympics, the city that made them…and Victoria’s Secret who is probably funding it… Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s Izabel Goulart and her snapchat / instagram photographer making magical content – that proves big production modeling is a fucking joke… The post Alessandra Ambrosio and Izabel Goulart for the Olympics in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Brazilian Alessandra Ambrosio and Izabel Goulart – who arent’ Brazilian Trannies that people go to Brazil to fuck – as Sex Tourism rules the world….and also increases the world’s AIDS rate, but who are Brazilians who aren’t offensively huge assed, but rather are skinny as fuck and recruited by Brazil loving Victoria’s Secret who made them both rich and famous… This is not really what the shit filled beaches of Rio actually look like, but it’s good marketing for the Olympics, the city that made them…and Victoria’s Secret who is probably funding it… Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s Izabel Goulart and her snapchat / instagram photographer making magical content – that proves big production modeling is a fucking joke… The post Alessandra Ambrosio and Izabel Goulart for the Olympics in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Skinny – mid 30s – mom – Brazilian – Alessandra Ambrosio is on some yacht in a bikini with a bunch of other models, because this is what models do when they aren’t getting paid too much money to stand around in a bikinis or half naked or whatever it is they do. It’s nice to see these women pool their money together to have a fun girl’s vacation – I mean if you can afford it, why not take advantage! Right? I mean there is no way that they are guests of some Billionaire….because they are power women and can pay their own damn bills… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t find Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand sweatshop running company that over prices garbage underwear for the masses, who buy into the shit because that’s what trying to feel “normal” is about…go in debt for mall brands to fit in with your suburban neighbors thanks to having a weak mind and buying into anything you’re told to buy into…instead of following your inner spirit and inner eccentric and inner artist…you know to follow your fucking dreams..but rather work making shit money to pay taxes and buy nonsense all to fit in…comfortably…but depressed and suicidal…which luckily they have meds to sedate you to help perpetuate this lie.. But I do think they cast good models and heres a coulple of their Old Times….incluidng Alessandra Ambrosio on TV in Shorts TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE And Adriana Lima’s who has clearly Been Working Out but the fact that either still work for the brand is just crazy.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Old Timer Victoria’s Secret Model Update of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When you’re raised in Brazilian Poverty…or really in Brazil in general, because it is a dangerous place at least according to Liveleak, where shit like this – happens to girls on the regular: You take advantage of you tall model body and the mid 2000 Brazil hype you call the “blessing” your catholic god has given you to be a nude or half nude model for an evil billion dollar corporation, to help put Brazil on the map, or to at least make money so you and your family never have to work again….you don’t let a pregnancy ruin your fucking body like you were arrogant Adriana Lima, just too cocky in her look to really stop from being a mom by 30… Unless she was bred in a Victoria’s Secret lab in the middle of the Brazilian jungle using technology and medical procedures that aren’t regulated there… Either way, what I am trying to say, is that despite her no contraception thanks to a love for Jesus and the Pope practices, her kids haven’t destroyed her from being fit as fuck.. Unless this is photoshop – which it can’t be, there’s no way.. Old News (literally), Shit pics (definitely) The post Alessandra Ambrosio for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder what percentage of people have jerked off in the changing room of a department store to a bag of Hanes cheap undershirts….I am thinking at least one weirdo has done it….while thousands have probably used their cheap undershirt to clean off their cum after sex, not that you have sex, but it’s something normal people do…and or jerking off…something you lost jobs because you can’t get enough of it…you weird, lonely, pathetic fuck… Well now you can jerk off to Alessandra Ambrosio, a mom who peaked 10 years ago as Victoria’s Secret’s newest model, in t-shirts.. I have no idea why you would based on all your options…but I like to facilitate the weirdos… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to my sources, Alessandra Ambrosio is supposed to be modeling footwear in this latest photoshoot of hers, but to be honest, I didn’t even notice she was wearing shoes the first, second or third time I looked at these pictures. So maybe you’d say this isn’t the most successful ad campaign, but I don’t know, it’s definitely working for me and the Little Tuna. Yow! Continue reading →
Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right…. 1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic… 2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing… 3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini 4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art” 5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying 6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100. 7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is… 8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter 9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya… 10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site… 11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed 12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch.. A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:28am PST 13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad…. 14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics… 15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable… 16- Nadine Velazque – Clever….. 17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow… 18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck 19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape. 20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is 21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard 22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass 23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer… Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot… A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Dec 31, 2015 at 4:30pm PST 24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!” 25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show 26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits.. 27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits… 28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker… 29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating… 30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding… 31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:46pm PST 32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts… 33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18…. 34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all… 35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is… 36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right The post Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
LOVE Magazine has put together their own version of an Advent calendar. I don't know what it means, which signifies that I'm a beige cardigan-wearing basic bitch who can't understand a good art story. While I grapple with the notion that I'm old and lame, LOVE released their Day 12 feature , starring Rita Ora. Ora dressed in a patent-leather two piece costume and recreated the “Jingle Bell Rock” scene from Mean Girls . Taking a page from Gretchen Weiners, Ora accidentally knocked over the stereo mid-dance, and forced herself to save the performance by singing and shimmying to the beat. Other stars featured in the magazine's Advent calendar are Alessandra Ambrosio, Emily Ratajkowski, Kris and Kendall Jenner, and Miranda Kerr. Kris Jenner's might be my favorite of the bunch, only because it's reminiscent of her failed photoshoot from Keeping Up With The Kardashians . Ora's second album will debut in 2016, which she's hoping to will be received well in the US. “It has a darker, more sexual tone to it,” Ora told Refinery 29 . “And I guess it’s more blunt.” This album has been seven years in the making, which Ora has described as a “bit of a battle.” “With the first record, we didn’t expand to the United States. Label-wise, they said, it wasn’t the right time. I was only 19 or 20, and I was so excited to be making music and performing live. I didn’t know better. “But now I do. I told them, ‘Look, I just want to release my album everywhere.’ Everybody thinks that they know best. But I won the battle.” For now, it's all about finishing “Jingle Bell Rock” with her dignity in tact.
