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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipple of the DAy

I guess what we can all learn from these recent Behind the Scenes pics of Alessandra Ambrosio on set…is that even the early models, or should we call them the old model of the Victoria’s Secret marketing robot, have nipples… That brand built that pussy you want to fuck, so that you buy the mall brand panties for your wife to help make the fantasy that you’re fucking their sex doll real…a little too real thanks to your wife’s belly and stretch marks…but when you close your eyes and see that matching bra and panty set – while on sedatives after drinking two bottles of wine…it’s probably as good as the real thing, less obnoxious, spoiled, high maintenance…but the good news is, they all die off eventually.. Alessandra Ambrosio is on her way out, she’s old now, been around forever…but on her demise..and this is a test to see if people still care about her nipple. The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipple of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day

I wonder what percentage of people have jerked off in the changing room of a department store to a bag of Hanes cheap undershirts….I am thinking at least one weirdo has done it….while thousands have probably used their cheap undershirt to clean off their cum after sex, not that you have sex, but it’s something normal people do…and or jerking off…something you lost jobs because you can’t get enough of it…you weird, lonely, pathetic fuck… Well now you can jerk off to Alessandra Ambrosio, a mom who peaked 10 years ago as Victoria’s Secret’s newest model, in t-shirts.. I have no idea why you would based on all your options…but I like to facilitate the weirdos… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in White T-Shirt for Your Masturbation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Whores Out for Shoes of the DAy

Alessandra Ambrosio is too old for this kind of behavior…sure she’s the original Victoria’s Secret model from Brazil…I mean besides 60% of the other models they’ve used from Brazil…but she’s still too old for this model shit… I may not be into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…with Victoria’s Secret money….I mean if that was the case, it’d make her more interesting….than her breast implants do… I guess this one’s for the foot fetishists – they love all feet… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Whores Out for Shoes of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day

If you’re interested in Kazakstan fashions…here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model, being as slutty as she can for these Arabs / Russian / Asia border…becuase you don’t want to offend the wrong person and have them go shoot up your planned parenthood…. I would make a Kazakstan joke, but I think Borat built a fucking career on that, so we can just stare at Alessandra’s old mom face and remember that all things die. Maybe it’s better that she’s in winter gear…you know save the half nakedness for the youth who have replaced her… The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Harper’s Bazaar Kazakstan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio for H&M Swim of the Day

I guess there is no loyalty in the model world, or maybe there is no exclusivity agreement, or maybe Victoria’s Secret owns H&M, because why else would they allow a model they created, promote their shit, even if she’s got two kids and is on the verge of irrelevance…. I can only assume this is a “we have a dozen hotter and younger girls than Alessandra, but we’re in contract with her, let’s present this H&M gig as a deal to her, in our model trade wars, and make her think we’re trying to give her the best deal, when really we just don’t want her in VS anymore”… Because when you’re a model, interchangeable, you don’t fuck with your lifeline, so this is their doing…and why VS would want to give her to H&M is simpe…she’s old and a mom…. I hate bikini ecommerce catalog pics..but here they are… If you’re more into her in MAXIM, here that is…naked with fake tit… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for H&M Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Extra Big Mouth

I’m not sure what  Alessandra Ambrosio went on Extra to promote here (and I’m way too lazy to look it up). But as far as I know, she doesn’t have any new projects coming up, unless we’re talking more bikini photoshoots. Still, I’ll take any excuse to get more pictures of my all-time favorite MILF, especially when she’s looking this good and leggy. So here’s hoping Alessandra sticks around all week as a guest host or guest hottie, or whatever they want to call her. …I know, I don’t get why no one’s made me a TV producer yet either. Clearly I’m a natural. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Real Model

In case you weren’t sure why  Alessandra Ambrosio here has been my MILF of the Year for three years running, first off, I think you should probably make an appointment to get your eyes checked. And second, just take a look at this latest beach photoshoot of hers. See, while some moms out there are taking their kids to school (boo) or spending quality time with the family (who needs it?), Alessandra understands what’s truly important in life: posing in bikinis for perverts like you and me. Looks like we’re making it four years in a row. Congrats Alessandra! » view all 21 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless in OVeralls of the Day

Here’s a overpaid model – Alessandra Ambrosio – straight from Brazil, but not really, she left Brazil what must be decades ago to be some American panty wearing superstar…cashing in, living the instagram model dream, walking the Mall brand runway for the last 10 years…becoming a den mother, or idol to morons to just want to be famous for being hot, paid for being hot, even when they aren’t even that hot, because anything is possible, if you play things out proper…and you can be as lazy as possible…as long as you get that model stamp of approval on your pathetic hooker existence.. Here she is getting paid to wear overalls…with no shirt on…like the old fat farmer from the midwest who spent his life savings on a trip to Vegas…I once met drunk in the casino…only probably a better a fuck… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Topless in OVeralls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Greece of the Day

The Greek Prime Minister, President or King, who I assume is named George and makes great Souvlaki, just stepped down from his position due to the whole Greece going bankrupt…making it too hard for him moustached face…. So Why not celebrate new beginnings with some Alessandra Ambrosio ass in a bikini in Greece… Because other than the whole inventing Anal sex, thanks to abundant olive oil…Greece is known for the beaches and what I assume affordable holidays…for multi millionaire models who don’t actual pay for their vacations… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Greece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Supermodel Booty In A Bikini

Here’s my #1 favorite MILF of all-time  Alessandra Ambrosio putting on a grade-A bikini show in Greece. And some of you might be wondering how I know for sure it’s Alessandra, considering you can barely see her face under that giant hat, but I’d recognize that perfect supermodel booty anywhere. It’s burned into my brain from all those hours spent with my nose an inch away from my computer screen. See Mom? I always knew that’d pay off eventually. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading