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Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Half Naked of the Day

I don’t know if I have posted these pictures before. I don’t know when they are from. I just know they are of Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel, two girls who spend most of their professional life half naked whether in lingerie or bikinis, making identifying their work pretty hard since it is all the fucking same, but not the kind of same as when your wife always makes the same fucking thing for dinner, you know the kind of same that makes you hate something cuz you’ve had too much of it, this is the kind of same that is always amazing, no matter how often you sit it cuz they are fucking hot, so I figured I might as well post them even if I’ve posted these or similar pictures like these before, for what feels like the first time, cuz that’s just the level of quality this pussy has…it never gets played out, except maybe to their boyfriends and husbands, cuz bitches, when not in pictures, no matter how hot, tend to be annoying…

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bubbly Hotness

I don’t know what supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is doing here, from what I can tell she’s at an event hosted by a Champagne company. Whatever she’s doing, I’m getting a bubbly feeling in my pants so it can’t be all that bad. I would like some scientist nerd somewhere to figure out a way to bottle hot supermodels like Alessandra so that I can pop a cork an pour her sexiness all over my naked body. Why is science so far behind?

Victoria’s Secret Models: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Who’d You Rather? Victoria’s Secret supermodels Mirada Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio showed off their genetically superior assets in L.A. on Thursday.Question is … See Also Emmy vs. Whitney vs. Katrina: Who’d You Rather? … Permalink

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An Alessandra Ambrosio Happy Ending

I thought I would finish off the week with a happy ending, so here’s supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio doing her thing at the premiere of The Runaways . I would like to runaway with Alessandra to a far off secluded place where it’s just the two of us, and maybe a bartender, and some make up people and waxing ladies to keep everything in order, and a luxury hotel room, but that’s it. Maybe a TV so I can watch hockey… You get the idea. Now it’s time for that happy ending.

Alessandra Ambrosio — Bottoms Up

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Hot Bodies Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosia performed a little yoga on the beaches of St. Barts this weekend. Namaste. See Also The Victoria’s Secret Model Is on the Left Alessandra Ambrosio — Too Damn Hot Baby, What Baby? Eastwood … Permalink

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipples and Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day

These are some Alessandra Ambrosio pictures of her ass and tits. The photographer’s name is Jannis “The Anus” Tsipoulanis, but I’m thinking we need to start referring to him as the guy who has a much better life, more interesting friends, and a lot more custom jerk off material than our loser selves who can’t even convince our girlfriends to let us take pics of their nipples to put on the internet to show our friends that we really aren’t pathetic virgin losers. Seriously, how funny is it that this dude’s job is taking these pictures, while your job, if you have one is stocking shelves at the grocery store. It’s on some survival of the fittest shit that really makes life unfair, but the good news is that Jannis the Anus likes to share…so we can pretend we were their when this all went down. Collectively, we suck at life and we should all that Jannis the Anus for proving that…..even though we didn’t really need proof. These could be old these or these could be new, I don’t really know because I don’t keep on top of Alessandra Ambrosio’s photoshoot schedules, despite how much of a loser it may seem like I am for having this site….but what difference does it really make…

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Naked French iPhone App of the Day

I don’t know how recent this video is, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it, so I can only assume it’s been online forever. I know this app is obviosuly just a smart viral video, but I still envy the motherfucker for having that many people willing to get totally naked for the sake of his videos, I try my best to get girls to get naked on camera and they always refuse, so whoever is behind this is either a God, or gay, cuz girls trust gay dudes cuz they think they don’t have ulterior motives, even though they still put you on the internet, but it’s seen as art and not smut or some shit, and based on motherfuckers language I’m going with French, which is a lot like being gay, cuz it tricks bitches into thinking they are sensitive and romantic, despite being just as sleazy as me….

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Alessandra Ambrosio Lingerie Catalog Pictures of the Day

If you can jerk off to these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio’s hot mom body in lingerie, you’re either a 14 year old, or a fucking skilled masturbator, because in this era of internet porn I need a hell of a lot more pussy lip to get me going, even if that pussy lip was ravaged and beat the fuck up by passing a baby through it… This photoshopped bullshit just leaves me unsatisfied and annoyed because I want to see what her actual body looks like, because I know shit is pretty fucking good without the bullshit post production shit that makes it look like she’s a fucking plastic sex doll….that said here she is in some lingerie for some catalog…. Bonus – Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr for what I can only assume is the same catalog and she’s lookin’ alright…

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Some Candid Bikini Pics of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is just one of those girls who really has it going on, she still looks more solid than pretty much any girl I’ve ever seen, except maybe the bitch with the eating disorder and speed addiction who had a real solid body, but her yellow skin, lesions and missing teeth kinda lose out to Ambrosio in the beauty pageant… I just can’t believe she recenlty shat out a kid and maintained a body like this, it goes again my theory that babies ruin pussy, but then again, we don’t know how much tape she’s got holding her uterus in place…. So here are some candid pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio for some test shoot before the actual photoshoot and the bitch looks amazing

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Alessandra Ambrosio Practices Bikini Modeling of the Day

The say these are personal pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio, but I doubt the shit. I mean it is possible that Victoria’s Secret has programmed this immigrant to only know, understand and execute model poses the second she gets in a fucking bikini as it is all she knows, and it’s also possible that she’s got a sense of humor about how much of a joke her job is, because even the people paying her can’t believe the price they gives these cunts to just put on a bikini, or maybe these aren’t personal pictures at all, but are just a virgin’s collection of various pictures of her throughout her career, and none of that matters, becaue I’m only posting it because I like bitches in bikinis and never really care about the motivation why they are in a bikini….so here are the pics…

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