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Pink is Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

Everyone is so shocked by these Pink in a bikini pics….because she’s got abs and is ripped….where as I’m just shocked she’s in a bikini…cuz I am conventional and don’t really understand when I see dudes in bikinis….you see cuz that’s why she’s got abs after pregnancy…that baby was adopted and a stunt bump to keep her husbands homosexuality underwraps, he doesn’t want the guys at the X-Games teasing him, and she doesn’t want to throw her career under the bus with that kind of scandal…a scandal we’ve all been calling for years…since she named herself PINK, after the vagina she always wanted, and her favorite color, despite her dad’s will, when she was “Lil Timmy, the boy who liked dolls”…. I mean either that, or she’s just in shape, but based on the way America is going, muscles can’t be on girls, girls have to be eating donuts and being lazy and gaining 100 lbs during pregnancy cuz it’s an easy fucking excuse that is socially accepted….. Fitness can be hot…I am not anti muscles….I am just not too sure if Pink can be hot….whether she’s actually a chick or not…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sylvie van der Vaart’s Sexy Christmas Gift

Here’s Dutch model Sylvie van der Vaart with a Christmas present for all of us: a great photoshoot of her in lingerie. It’s just what I always wanted! How did she know? Man, what I wouldn’t give to be the lucky bastard who gets to unwrap this every night… Related Articles: Sylvie van der Vaart And The Super Sexy “Girls on Film” Lingerie And Swimwear Show Sylvie Van der Vaart’s Hot Bikini Pictures Katrina Bowden Is Sexy In FHM Keeley Hazell Nude In Maximal

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Alyssa Campanella Miss USA 2011 Showing Nipple of the Day

Alyssa Campanella was Miss USA 2011, I’ve never heard of her because Pageants annoy me, even though I appreciate the comedy of the whole thing, you know the process a girl must go through to get into this world, what kind of girl looks into the mirror and says to herself “I am going to be Miss America”….but it happened to this chick….and since that glorious day, she has decided to post some pics of herself in some photoshoot, showing half a nipple, but more interestingly, her natural red hair, reminding me, and maybe even mocking me about the fact that I’ve never banged a redhead, but have always wanted to…I mean have always wanted to the last couple of years, when I had a chance back in High School I was scared of them….But I remember – dreams do come true sometimes….that brings me hope to carry on.

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Lauren Prepon’s Tits of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s career that if she is ignored long enough, or if her sitcom partner in crime’s career surpasses her career hard enough, that she will bust out her secret weapon that’s not all that secret, to make some noise. Unfortunately, this kind of thing only happens a few times in a lifetime, cuz I mean when else can you remember a sitcom girl pulling out her tits you’ve always wanted to see, cuz Mila Kunis is all famous and Lauren Prepon wants her chance….but who cares, let’s just be happy it happened today… The movie is called ‘Lay The Favorite’ and I already like it….but that’s cuz I’ve always wanted to see these tits…even if she is a bit of a monster mash….and she’s about 10 years late on getting this done….

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Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day

I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I masturbate… I’m just fucking around…I’m too lazy to care or feel like a loser…what I am trying to say is that tits on TV has been something I’ve always wanted when TV was invented….and something I appreciate now that it is here enough to skip the show itself and download the clip off the internet cuz SOPA is my bitch…. Here’ Laura Wiggins….getting fucked up the ass…..while having small talk… Here’s Emmy Rossum…..Hates me on twitter but I like watching her fuck….

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Jade Olivia’s Tight Little Body in a One Piece of the Day

Jade Olivia’s little waxed pussy is in a bathing suit for one of the dudes in Harry Potter…she behaves, stays skinny, and puts out becuase it will make for an easier life…one of those best not fuck this golden ticket up situations…..stay fun, be cool to be around and not bug him about bullshit like girls tend to do….at least not until he knocks her up…, cuz he’s the one with the power, the money and the ability to make her a celebrity of her own…or just give her a life she always wanted filled with glitz and glam…and regular dudes just couldn’t keep up with her expectations…so this is her legal prostituting….getting paid in catering to her self-interest lifestyle needs and wans…all while wearing a bathing suit…

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Fed/Ex Delivery Man of the Day

I’ve had shitty jobs that I hated…many shitty jobs that I hated…where I felt like I was getting fucked even when on paid vacation…because I hated it so fucking much no amount of money could justify the pain I feel… But now with the beauty of big brother watching is that we get to see disgruntled workers in their rush period doing exactly what you’d expect…this is the chef shitting in the soup….the fed/ex version… I’m thinking it may be staged, but as the kind of guy who always wanted to give both my boss and company customers sodomy from gay bikers with AIDS…this inspires….

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A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Red Band Trailer Promises the Most F-ed-Up Film of the Holiday Season

If you’ve always wanted to see Santa Claus take a bong rip, two topless nuns kiss, a toddler get high off of second-hand marijuana inhalation and Neil Patrick Harris get an under-the-pants hand job in a night club called Heaven, you’re in luck. The red-band trailer for A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas is here and offers all of those NSFW things — and more!

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Jessica Albas Post Baby Weight of the Day

Here are some Alba milk filled titties…all empty in the uterus…but still ravaged in the vagina…assuming she gets celebrity c-sections…cuz a little scar is easier to hide in a bikini than a meaty fucking cunt….as you know she’sll try to make a comeback and be that bitch on all fours showing vagina she once was…only now she’ll have to get naked to stay competitive….and interesting…which will be a nice change of pace for people like me who have always wanted to see her naked…I just have a thing for Mexicans who pretend they aren’t mexican, especially when they are hot and hollywood, even with their babyweight…. You know how it is.

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Rachel Bilson sex

Rachel Bilson is one of those chicks that if you are being honest you have always wanted ever since she was on the OC Continue reading