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Filippa Hamilton in Bikini of the Day

Filippa Hamilton is a 28 year old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Laure apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world… She’s worked with the best photographers…and apparently got Fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, and I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing… You see fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…and I see how she’d be considered plus sized to them…which happens to be perfect for me… Let’s celebrate this fatty, who got fired for being fat, making her a real fatter, even though I feel like Kate Upton would win at a mud wrestle/pie eating/weigh in…but still celebrated…but I guess Kate Upton caters to Bumpkins…while this Euro amazingness is too classy for that…

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Filippa Hamilton in Bikini of the Day

Filippa Hamilton in Bikini of the Day

Filippa Hamilton is a 28 year old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Laure apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world… She’s worked with the best photographers…and apparently got Fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, and I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing… You see fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…and I see how she’d be considered plus sized to them…which happens to be perfect for me… Let’s celebrate this fatty, who got fired for being fat, making her a real fatter, even though I feel like Kate Upton would win at a mud wrestle/pie eating/weigh in…but still celebrated…but I guess Kate Upton caters to Bumpkins…while this Euro amazingness is too classy for that…

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Dads Respond to Frozen, Never-Ending Loop of Movie Soundtrack

The Frozen epidemic reached epic proportions over the weekend: Pearl Jam actually covered Let It Go during a concert in Milan. As a result of this never-ending influx of the Disney smash – from its incessant playing at home to its soundtrack taking over your car stereo every time you leave home – Ryan O’Quinn and Todd Wilkerson have recorded a video that perfectly sums up the frustrations of fathers everywhere. The footage depicts the irritation, begrudging acceptance and, finally, the affection parents have for the film, concluding in the song’s final verse: “And I know somewhere Walt Disney/Is smiling in his grave. ‘Cause while I’m filling up his pockets, while I’m driving up his profits/He’s driving me insane!” Dads React to Frozen Soundtrack Amen, right, Dads of America? Frozen, it should be noted, has made over $1.2 billion across the planet. It ranks as the fifth-highest grossing movie everywhere and parents are starting to name their children Elsa . 8 Artists Who Just Can’t “Let It Go” 1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Covers “Let It Go” Arnold Schwarzenegger sort of covers “Let It Go” in this Jimmy Fallon bit. But he definitely ruins it forever.

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Marique Schimmel Nipples for Vogue Italia of the Day

Marique Schimmel is a dutch model. She showed her nipples in Vogue Italia. Nipples are fashionable….when they are in Vogue, but when they are on a nipple fetish site they are considered porn…and when they are on any website that isn’t a fashion site, they are considered porn, and if they are out in public they are considered obscene, and if they are in a MOVIE, they get a parental warning, even though the whole purpose of nipples is for parents… We live in a ridiculous hypocritical society. Where brands pretend to be wholesome, while execs are getting fucked up the ass by tranny hookers on business trips, while the wife and kids are at home, popping prescription pills and showing a little intentional cleavage when the neighbor walks by, because of a need to feel wanted or loved… It’s like nipples are basic human function…but the Mormons and Christians and whoever the fuck else decided that in America – that’s obscenity…in Europe that’s Fashion…it’s like can’t we figure out international policy on nipples so I can land a fucking AXE deodorant spray ad without being told I’m a porn site. It’s annoying.

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Sara Malakul Lane Amazing in of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane …she’s a Thai Model and Actress who has come to America, because she is American, to destroy Netflix everywhere, because she star, often times for variety of moments of nude, in a bunch of movies… She’s also done some shoots with people I know COVERED IN RAMEN FOR GALORE and AMERICAN APPAREL ON THE CONSTRUCTION SITE and she even BROKE INSTAGRAM BEHIND THE SCENES FROM THIS SHOOT …. So this shoot is for IMAGE magazine, out of Thailand…she looks amazing…. Some people go to Thailand for the Elephants. Some people go to Thailand to fuck the Trannies. Some people go to Thailand to fuck 12 year olds. I go to Thailand every time I make love to Sara Malakul Lane photoshoots with my mind…

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Nina Dobrev Bikini Ass of the Day

Nina Dobrev looks like she’s been eating too much maple syrup…or bacon…or like she’s carrying her Canadian winter weight…while wearing a bikini and I like to think this is a personal attack on our country..because she is one of our own…a Canadian who has gone to America to misrepresent us as a dumpy nation…filled with sloppy pigs…who when dressed in bikinis…at least one person will jerk off to because they love the stupid show that she’s on…and are creepy chubby chasers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miss USA Host Needs to Take a Dump of the Day

Firstly, I want to say that Miss USA is Not Miss America, but rather the preliminary round of Miss Universe – owned by Donald Trump, started by a bathing suit line in the 50s as a marketing tool, and now used to find him 50 girls who have worked their way to this level for him to jerk off on – after the big event. TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow! CLICK HERE Last night, Miss Nevada, Nia Sanchez, who I assume was a showgirl and bottle service girl before last night, won…and I don’t think anyone really cared other than a few feminists who had pageants for objectifying women in this male-centric world…you know focusing on their beauty and not their bull dyke lesbianism that is spent hating men – that feminists want you to focus on.. Apparently, one of the contestants was a product of rape, and said the way to end rape is to learn self defence, which I think is a better answer than “wear panties with your short skirts”…. But I think the highlight was when the hose made a reference to taking a dump…see above video. TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow! CLICK HERE Here are some pics of their swimsuit: TO SEE A COMPILATION WITH PICS OF ALL THE MISS USA CONTESTANTS put together on the forum by Queen MadamMeow! CLICK HERE

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11 Best Donuts In America: RANKED For National Doughnut Day!

If we had a time machine, we’d use it to find the first person who decided to deep fry dough and then call it a doughnut so we could mouthkiss him. Or her. But since the origin of the doughnut is  actually a thing historians argue, with some saying it dates back to 1847 and others claiming they came before 1847 and that 1847 was just the year they showed up with holes, that’d be a trip the likes of which only Bill and Ted could rival.  So why are we talking about doughnuts? Or donuts, as some like to spell it? Because June 6 is National Doughnut Day, of course. (OF COURSE.) 11 Best Doughnuts In America 11. Entenmann’s Powdered Sugar Donuts We’re not sure how these qualify as breakfast foods, but we’re not really complaining. True story: I survived an 8 a.m. biology class with a 6-pack of powdered donuts and a Barq’s Root Beer for an entire semester. And by “survived” I mean I nursed hangovers. Doughnuts save lives! And grade point averages! Because we love doughnuts (and all food, really) so very much, we’ve scoured the Internet and our local haunts to bring you our ultimate list of the best. So scroll through the 11 best doughnuts in America RANKED, then go buy some or make your own homemade Krispy Kreme donuts . It’s win-win.

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Lindsay Lohan Jogging cuz She’s a Fitness Icon of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may be an unstable crackhead, addicted to countless pills as well as illegal drugs and alcohol…you know a walking disaster who I’ve been with at least once after she locked herself in her hotel room with her friend to “do party tricks”…before coming out and doing a dance show… She’s a broken girl and I just don’t think she has it in her spoiled brat soul…to ever grow the fuck up, realize what she has, and focus on doing good things, producing good product, or whatever other opportunity that comes to an under 30 who looked 60 with her level of fame… But throughout all the hard times, the emaciated half dead to the chubbier faced filled better years…she’s always been one thing to me…a fitness guru… So seeing her post her fitness on her instagram, is just as insane as she is….and for some reason it is a fitness program I would sign up to…because I am sure it’s like a fucking horrible circus. I am into whatever the fuck this is.

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Sara Malakul Lane for Galore Magazine of the Day

Her name is SARA MALAKUL LANE . You know her because instead of becoming a child prostitute for twisted westerners in her home country of Thailand, she took the harder road…of becoming a local celebrity there, starring on some hit show called “cooking is fun”…Fame that she left behind to go to America and live the American dream, since she was American…booking a bunch of movies and being featured on this site a bunch of times… Now, I am not sure whether getting into a bathtub I helped fill with Ramen noodles for THE HEAD HUNTR and GALORE MAGAZINE was really part of that dream, but it sure as fuck was part of my dream….I even bottled that bathtub soup and still have some in the fridge if you want some. I also have the Hello Kitty kid’s bathing suit, I like souvenirs…I’m normal like that More importantly, I am familiar with Ramen, and on a budget, because being broke and an alcoholic comes with very complex decision making in terms of where to spend the very little money. Booze and hookers always seems to win…but hat confuses me about that though is how I am still obese …fascinating…Not that this is about me, it is about Sara Malakul Lane and how I wish she took the thai hooker route…instead of this Hollywood acting, Ramen Noodle fashion erotica route…even though it’s pretty fucking amazing… Source GALORE MAGAZINE and THE HEAD HUNTR

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