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Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Making Out of the DAy

I’ve been calling Taylor Swift a lesbian for the Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss for a long time, way before they decided to move in together, even though they both make enough money to not have roommates. I figure Taylor Swift has a dark and dirty side…filled with lots of fucking sex, that she pretends is relationships, because it is good for business, and business is something good she’s got going on…she is the most important person ever.. Now I can’t tell if this is actually a kiss…but it’s enough proof for me…because I choose to believe this storyline to cross into a new market…

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Anastasia Ashley’s Nude Pics Have Been Stolen of the Day

So this is a funny, horrible, amazing, and true story… I am sitting next to Anastasia Ashley right now, so I know the situation first hand…I’ve been listening to it all day…and she’s almost as pissed off as the hooker who was getting beat up in the hotel hallway this morning… She did a photoshoot/video shoot for a really hot underwear company called Cheeki Brand where she was topless to show off the product…and where she was in all kinds of compromising positions while crawling around topless to get the shots…and the video guy figured instead of putting that nude footage of her in a vault, he’d leave it in his van with all his equipment, park it in South Beach and fingers crossed, hope a crackhead doesn’t break into the car and steal everything because it’s the busiest fucking weekend in Miami…dude should have just sat on the beach and given it away… All this to say a crackhead is running around with tons of scandalous footage of her – and she is offering a reward to anyone who finds the cards… The funny thing in all this is how bullshit and staged it seems…I am the first to call out weak publicity stunt….but I’m here seeing it first hand… So if you’re in Miami, and you’re a girl, let’s have sex. If you’re in Miami and in the stolen goods market, send over that footage to her so I can go back to staring at her ass when she talks…instead of listening to this….

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Anastasia Ashley Surfs Ireland of the Day

Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley surfing Ireland…that may or may not be all about surfing the freezing cold waves, and more about the Irish countryside and landscape of pub drinking and farm lands…where she is forced to wear a wet suit, instead of the skimpiest bathing suits to show off her surf ass, which may make you wonder why I am posting it, being the pervert that I am, and I guess because I like seeing girls who do more than just post ass pics, coupled with the fact that her ass owns me at the level where I’ll post anything she’s in….clothed or unclothed…and I am still waiting on the sex tape..I’ve been sending emails…trying to convince her to do one…it will happen…one day…it has to…I am persistent…and you all need to see her vs Anal…

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Ariana Grande Works It Good The MTV European Music Awards

Wow. I know that Ariana Grande ‘s been killing it in the hotness department lately , but I think these shots of her at the MTV European Music Awards in Glasgow might just be her best yet. Because between the super-cute cleavage and the leg show, Ariana put on one hell of a performance. I don’t care enough to look up whether or not she won any awards at this thing, but I think she just might have become my new favorite pop star. And trust me, that’s way more prestigious. So congrats Ariana, and feel free to swing by my mom’s basement to collect your prize: a few McDonald’s coupons and a marriage proposal from a pasty blogger. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Ariana Grande Works It Good The MTV European Music Awards

Ariana Grande Works It Good The MTV European Music Awards

Wow. I know that Ariana Grande ‘s been killing it in the hotness department lately , but I think these shots of her at the MTV European Music Awards in Glasgow might just be her best yet. Because between the super-cute cleavage and the leg show, Ariana put on one hell of a performance. I don’t care enough to look up whether or not she won any awards at this thing, but I think she just might have become my new favorite pop star. And trust me, that’s way more prestigious. So congrats Ariana, and feel free to swing by my mom’s basement to collect your prize: a few McDonald’s coupons and a marriage proposal from a pasty blogger. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Anastasia Ashley’s Sexy Esquire Pictures

Here’s Anastasia Ashley continuing to prove why she’s hands down the hottest surfer of all-time with this new shoot for Esquire . And I know that it might seem like there’s nothing particularly surfing-related about these shots, but I don’t know about you guys, but I seem to be experiencing some pretty major swells in my pants region right now. » view all 13 photos

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Anastasia Ashley’s Sexy Esquire Pictures

Anastasia Ashley’s Sexy Esquire Pictures

Here’s Anastasia Ashley continuing to prove why she’s hands down the hottest surfer of all-time with this new shoot for Esquire . And I know that it might seem like there’s nothing particularly surfing-related about these shots, but I don’t know about you guys, but I seem to be experiencing some pretty major swells in my pants region right now. » view all 13 photos

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Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is the fucking worst…but I love her. She’s also a surfer, who is definitely not surfing the big wave I want her to be surfing, the one above my dick that happens every time I move or slap my fat as fuck belly, after being bloated from drinking and diabetes, because I am disgusting… I guess when she’s not surfing, she is in Esquire modelling sweaters, not quite as erotic, on all fours, topless, or while shoving said sweaters inside her to keep her empty womb full and warm….but I guess that would be a different kind of Sweater fetish shoot, it would be actual sweater porn, and that wouldn’t be too next level for a corporate and sterile men’s fashion and lifestyle magazine… But I guess her pantsless in sweaters is still a hot enough concept, even though it could be a hot as fuck concept…next time they need to step it up….

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Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is the fucking worst…but I love her. She’s also a surfer, who is definitely not surfing the big wave I want her to be surfing, the one above my dick that happens every time I move or slap my fat as fuck belly, after being bloated from drinking and diabetes, because I am disgusting… I guess when she’s not surfing, she is in Esquire modelling sweaters, not quite as erotic, on all fours, topless, or while shoving said sweaters inside her to keep her empty womb full and warm….but I guess that would be a different kind of Sweater fetish shoot, it would be actual sweater porn, and that wouldn’t be too next level for a corporate and sterile men’s fashion and lifestyle magazine… But I guess her pantsless in sweaters is still a hot enough concept, even though it could be a hot as fuck concept…next time they need to step it up….

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Anastasia Ashley for Galore of the Day

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of Anastasia Ashley…but I have…in fact I have probably done at least one post defending her as a surfer…and probably 50 on various sex acts, some of them criminal, that I would do to her if she didn’t have that restraining order against me – because some girls don’t see love when it is parked in a van outside their house…and don’t feel romance…when they find strange men in their bathtub filled with dirty bikinis… Either way, she’s in this lovely shoot, that should have a lot more pictures than this, for my good friends at GALORE MAGAZINE …it reminds me of the good times…filled with lemonada and broken dreams of conjoined twins… All this to say, if this is what surfing looks like…I wish I was a shark so that I could eat it all up…

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