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Anastasia Ashley for Galore of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of Anastasia Ashley…but I have…in fact I have probably done at least one post defending her as a surfer…and probably 50 on various sex acts, some of them criminal, that I would do to her if she didn’t have that restraining order against me – because some girls don’t see love when it is parked in a van outside their house…and don’t feel romance…when they find strange men in their bathtub filled with dirty bikinis… Either way, she’s in this lovely shoot, that should have a lot more pictures than this, for my good friends at GALORE MAGAZINE …it reminds me of the good times…filled with lemonada and broken dreams of conjoined twins… All this to say, if this is what surfing looks like…I wish I was a shark so that I could eat it all up…

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Anastasia Ashley in Maxim of the Day

Posted on September 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maxim doesn’t let me post their content because they are cocksucking lawyers who don’t like that I laugh at how they’ve failed in adapting to the internet – as their magazine died off and the caliber of their women pretty much went to shit…they threaten to sue me always… But I guess with all multi million dollar brands, they have turned things around, have repackaged their garbage and have lured better quality girls….at least that is what I am going to assume after watching this softcore pornography behind the scenes video of Anastasia Ashley…that makes me want to take on surfing, as long as surfing involves masturbating on surfer girl ass while they do silly erotic poses by the pool without cracking a smile or laughing at herself…which takes serious fucking talent in and of itself… ?Either way, she’s a babe.

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Anastasia Ashley Does Maxim Good

Posted on September 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Anastasia Ashley must’ve heard me say that the title of the Tuna’s favorite surfer/model was up for grabs , because here she is in the latest issue of Maxim delivering what has to be her hottest photoshoot yet. So congratulations Anastasia on keeping your title, and I think we should go surfing together to celebrate. I bet we can catch some pretty big waves on my waterbed.

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Anastasia Ashley in Some City Surfing of the Day

Posted on September 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anastasia Ashley is a professional surfer – who you may or may not recognize from her hot, round surfer ass. She was recently in NYC where she shot these pictures with photographer LAST SUSPECT …that involved her in a bathing suit, rockin’ her surfboard in the middle of Manhattan, and I think the whole thing is pretty awesome. Sure, I’d rather see her doing squats naked in her sex tape that I like to think every surfer should have, I mean every girl should have…and sure, I’d rather see her surfing naked in leaked photos from her hacked iCloud…and sure anything that involves seeing genitals is better than this…but I guess not everything is about genitals…you pervert. Some things are also about round asses in bathing suits lookin’ good enough to want to pull a back alley shark attack, you know to help make her feel like her urban surfing is actually ocean surfing….right.

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Anastasia Ashley Bikini Snapshots in Ibiza for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friends over at THEHEADHUNTR met up with international surf sensationand Sports Illustrated titty model – with fans everywhere because not only does she risk her life riding massive waves that make you look like a little bitch…but she’s also got a big round ass that you can appreciate even if you aren’t black…that’s why we call her An-Ass-Tasia..Ass is her name..literally. I like to assume she’s an anal queen because when you’re built like this…you gotta use your natural abilities to their full capabilities…especially when you’re a competitive surfer who likes to win – but I guess I like to think every girl is an anal queen, because they grew up on porn, you can’t get pregnant with anal, and most importantly – it is the window into a girl’s soul…and if any girl, not just one with an amazing round surf ass didn’t use it, they’d be wasting their god given talent… They were in Ibiza, I can only assume with Kate Moss, Liv Tyler, Miranda Kerr and Wyclef Jean…who were also in Ibiza…because why else would a surfer be in Ibiza, it’s not like people surf there…they just do hard drugs and dance…topless… Either way, this point and shoot snapshot series…is what vacation photos are all about…if you have a tight body like this to go on vacation with. My vacation photos involve more fat wife eating obscene amounts of food – offending everyone near her…. Here’s Anastasia..

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Lighthouse Picture of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nice lighthouse…I am always into pretty scenic shots, you know artistic landscapes, as long as there is a bikini ass in them… Obnoxious faux artist photographers like to take pics of these landscapes and puppies on their instagram so that girls don’t think they are creepers even though any asshole who posts pics of landscapes or puppies on his instagram, claiming to be a photographer, is just doing that shit to get girls in his studio and trap them like Terry Richardson, who has turned to a life of posting pics of his travels rather than sluts on his blog, because that’s how you maintain an image… .

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Anastasia Ashley Promotes Her Jewelry Line the Best of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anastasia Ashley is a magical creature sent from the beach, to the internet, via 1000s of bikini pics…who along with showcasing her awesome fit ass, like so many other girls try to do…is also a professional surfer…so she has a good excuse…and it also means she makes her living surfing…and that’s pretty fucking amazing considering how most of the world makes their living by not surfing but rather doing shitty fucking jobs that contribute to making some other asshole rich… Well, it looks like Anastasia, as lovely as she is, has ventured out to start her own Jewelry line , and it’s safe to say that these pics are probably the bet way I’ve seen Jewelry marketed, not that I’ve ever seen Jewelry marketed, but you get what I am saying and that is that the Jewelry doesn’t matter…thanks to that ass. See Her Jewelry HERE See Her Jewelry HERE

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Anastasia Ashley’s Sexy Bikini Photoshoot

Posted on July 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Anastasia Ashley proving why she’s hands down the hottest surfer of all-time with a seriously great bikini photoshoot at the beach. I can’t say for sure whether or not these are the hottest pictures we’ve ever gotten of Anastasia, since I’m currently having a hard time focusing on anything other than Anastasia’s amazing booty. But I am certain about one thing: we need a whole lot more where this came from, please.

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Anastasia Ashley on the Red Carpet of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Surfing never looked so luxurious…here is friend and family member Anastasia Ashley on the red carpet and I think she looks amazing… Sure I am bias, but I guess this is what happens when you take a bikini clad fish out of the water and off the beach or her natural habitat and throw her onto some red carpet all dolled up with flashing lights coming from every angle up on some paparazzi shit…and I think it couldn’t look better…it’s awkward and cute…honest and not attention seeking like so many other girls before her.. I also think it’s nice to see a girl you’ve seen in a bikini 1000 fucking times, in 1000 fucking bikinis, in some clothes, even though that is backwards logic…we normally want our girls less clothed than more clothed…but when looking at it from a sexual fantasy perspective of a muslim man, this kind of outfit is hot, where as a bikini is sending her straight to hell… I guess what it comes down to is that whatever she is wearing, all you really care about is whether she can ride your face as well as she rides a big wave …and more importantly…whether salt water disinfect the places or creates a breeding ground for crabs…I’m not marine biologist, but those are craps I’m sure you’d be into eating…. #494790641 / gettyimages.com #494745273 / gettyimages.com #494790635 / gettyimages.com

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Anastasia Ashley Does The Hall Of Game Awards And SI

Posted on February 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s everybody’s favorite surfer Anastasia Ashley putting on a great leg show at Cartoon Network’s Hall of Game Awards. And not only is she showing her hotness at awards shows these days, but turns out that Anastasia also made the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year, which in my opinion is the best photoshoot of the whole issue. So make sure to check it out here. Photos: WENN.com

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