I creeped on Ireland Baldwin’s instagram, because I hadn’t heard anything about her, and there was a time the media was all over her for being the girl Alec Baldwin told off in that voice mail, and there was a time we were interacting on Social media, before her dad went nuts on me on Social Media, and she blocked me off Social Media…even though I thought we were friends… She has since become a Lesbian, who dates some hipster black lesbian, who is pretty dark…but more importanlty, she has sat on the sidelines while Kendall and Gigi get all the model work, and she’s the one who is actually tall enough to be a fucking model, despite being fat…so she fell off…where I guess she decided to spend time burning calories and watching her calories by eating choclate pussy instead of chocolate cake…and now she’s back…and she’s doing the racy nudity because that’s what everyone does, it’s the lesbian feminist movement, and I am all about whatever the fuck is going on here….she looks amazing and I would let her sit on my face like I had a pussy, because techinically I don’t’….but it kinda looks like I do.. ALl this to say, Ireland, I love you, come back…after going black… The post Ireland Baldwin is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate this Anastasia Ashley bitch…she’s the fucking worst…with all her surfing videos and pictures…and beach bikini photos because she lives on a beach…when the only videos she should be putting out there is gangbang videos… I mean…that’s the kind of wave I’m far more interested in seeing her ride…#surfboard. But I don’t mind looking at her ass in a bikini…because surfer ass is better than ass implant ass…any fucking day… Photos by CLICK HERE The post Anastasia Ashley on the Beach at a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Trew Mullen is some model I follow on instagram…I saw one of these pics by TREVOR HOEHNE …and liked the vibe of her ass on an inflatable in a pool…I could stare at that shit for hours…it’s like I’ve already written three love poems about it…even though poems are gay…even when the are just haikus about eating her ass… I like her look, I like these pics, I don’t know what they are promoting or what this is all about, I just know that I just had anal sex with them because we didn’t have condoms and she’s not on the pill…I don’t know what that means, but I am going to assume it means that Trew makes me a little too excited….. Here are the pics.
It’s no secret that Anastasia Ashley is amazing. She’s a pro surfer who consistently brings her hot fit ass to the internet. I’ve met her at least once and she’s been consistently pleasant, hard working, respectful, sweet, and friendly. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s amazing and she’s living a pretty awesome and fun life. She has such a positive attitude throughout it, that when I see her making moves, and modelling for companies like REVOLVE CLOTHING , I fully support, encourage and even celebrate. She is hands down the best person I know. You see, the world is filled with vapid, self absorbed useless, people….who don’t really grasp what’s important. Those people who get in front of the camera, who work in Hollywood or Entertainment…are just opportunists like Emily Rat-Cow. They suck your dick until they get what they want…then they disappear…as they climb the shitty ladder to a place they don’t realize isn’t even that special or important. I don’t know if Anastasia’s level of amazing is because she isn’t a model, and doesn’t pretend to be. It’s not her goal in life, she just does it as part of being a pro surfer, yet she’s done work for all the “top tier” publications….She’s out to be a Hollywood starlet, she doesn’t even live in LA rocking’ the party scene to get noticed.. She’s just living life and people are drawn to her as they should be…because she’s not a sour bitch out to walk all over anyone. She’s just one of the last few good people alive….in this morally bleak, depressing, self involved world. I am a fan. She is a friend. So keep on bringing that ass to the internet. I’m totally down with looking’ at it, but not fucking it, because she’s one of the only girl’s I actually respect and I would never want to taint that. I’m more into sex with girls I hate or who hate me…not girls I consider my family…if you know what I mean. Here are the pics…she’s lovely.
Like Nina Agdal, Emily Ratajkowski and so many other it-girls before her, Anastasia Ashley’s hot surfer ass is being celebrated by Carl’s Jr, a company that by default destroys so many potential nice asses on a daily basis with the quality of their food, but it is nice for them to be aspirational and pretend… There’s something funny thing about Carl’s Jr taking a pro athlete surfer babe like Anastasia Ashley, and filling her out like she actually eats fast food, you know like she was a Kate Upton, when you know by looking at her ripped 4% body fat frame in all her other pictures, that she probably doesn’t even eat actual food, she’s more of a water diet, even when it is organic…but it’s nice to pretend, when pretending is glossy pics of her amazing round ass…because fit or into Carl’s Jr or not…her ass is perfect…and I would eat that burger all day…whether it was showered or not. If all fast food workers and all fast food eating customers looked like this, in their bikinis, I would probably spend a lot more time in fast food spots getting arrested for exposing myself and trying to get everyone there pregnant…with my own dried up, infertile thanks to alcoholism, complacency and broken dreams condiment…. I guess what it comes down to is that, maybe if she didn’t eat so much Carl’s Jr, she’d have more thigh gap and would look less like she’s trying to be a mermaid with her fat legs all rubbing together like they were a fucking tail.
It’s no secret that the hottest thing in women’s sports right now is Anastasia Ashley or at least her bikini clad surfer ass… So it is no shock to anyone, or at least me, who as far as I’m concerned is everyone, since none of you exists, that her amazing bikini clad ass was featured in Sports Illustrated… I guess Sports Illustrated figured we’ve already seen her in a bikini 1000 times before, why not show off her fit as fuck body…by showing us her NIPPLES…I like their logic…because I like nipples… It’s like Sports Illustrated was some kind of soft core porn mag…yet people still advertise with them… Point of the story is that Anastasia has never looked better, except when she wakes up after a night of drinking, and is, as far as I’m concerned, the show stopper of the entire issue… I am surprised she hasn’t been in every one of their issues before, since she’s be surfing professionally for years, and I hope this gets her recognized by the masses so that she can continue to produce more show stopping surfing and more importantly more show stopping bikini pics… There are few people in the world who I can say I love. She’s one of them….Good job. Let’s cuddles. FINAL LIMONADA. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE
Anastasia Ashley is the single best thing to happen to female surfing since the invention of the surfboard…and maybe the bikini…and if you don’t know that, then you don’t pay attention…because I’ve been reminding you consistently the last 6 months….and I am going to assume you have probably already masturbated to her surfing abilities at least once…because I cater to virgin weirdos…and that’s what you people do… That said, with surfing comes a great round ass, and I love great round asses, and this one is probably the best there is, maybe they best there ever was, maybe the best there ever will be…and it is shooting a commercial…all wet and lovely…attached to it’s lovely and amazing host body Anastasia Ashley…she’s my favorite. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I have been trying to marry Anastasia Ashley…for the last 3 months. She’s a fucking star on all levels and I love her for more than just her fearless approach to life, her surfing and what one may consider shameless or even exhibitionism on her instagram… I think is amazing…even if it’s not smeared up against my face…which it should be and the fact that it isn’t makes me sad. That said, She’s been getting all kinds of shit today on the internet because she posted this video of her ass being amazing before catching a wave, if that’s even surf talk, I’m not really in that world, and I don’t know what’s up in general…maybe that’s why Anastasia won’t marry me…but what I do know is is fit round asses when I see them and it seems like this ass is fit and round and I want to chip my tooth on it… You see surf girls, even the fat, ugly, troll-like ones all have rocking’ asses…but some get more hate than others and since I want to be her superman…I am here to defend her… The fact is simple, she’s in a bikini all fucking day, so being in a bikini isn’t a thing for her, it’s like her posing in pants would be more unnatural for her, she’s got a great fit body, that she’s spent her life working on, that she’s clearly comfortable with, and just living, is not exploiting it just cuz she’s showing it…. No one hates on a nurse for posing in her blood and semen covered scrubs…you see this is her fucking uniform… People can choose to watch her or ignore her, they can even hate on her, even though that’s kinda homosexual, but shitting on her for having a great shitter that happens to go everywhere she goes, because if it didn’t, that would be weird. Girl surfers, no matter how good they are, are second rate to the men. Their prize money is shit, they need to work their asses off for sponsors who pay them whatever is left from their budget that isn’t spent on dudes, and their entire existence and ability to surf full-time depends on being spokesmodels to their brands…All surfers do this…. So the reality is, this Anastasia angel sent from heaven to ruin my life bitch can surf, she wins, she’s insane, she’s got a bigger personality than the waves she kills herself on, she works hard on surfing daily, and her ass is just her fucking ass…but here she is being hated for what is probably the best video ever, but I may just be saying that cuz I am smitten with her. You see the industry treats these girls like models, people want these pictures and videos, their livelihood depends on it, but when they happen, everyone takes a “Higher than thou” stance, and hate on it, when really they are all the reason for it….and really what’s the big fucking deal…she’s in a fucking bathing suit surfing yo….chill the fuck out. I am glad this video happened, because it gives us all something to compare our wife’s shitty, lazy, boring asses to…it gives me hope of one day shoving my tongue up in this…. It’s not like she’s released a sex tape to get a reality show like Kim Kardashian and all the other fame whores…she’s a suffer and this is a surf video…It’s not like she posted this and emailed all the blogs asking for it to be posted…she’s just a fucking surfer and you’re all just a bunch of perverts for thinking it’s just a strategic gratuitous ass video…and even if it was…I’ll take two more… People just like to hate…and the only thing I hate is that Anastasia Ashley won’t be my Valentine for the rest of time…til death do us part….like we were Final Destionada…. All this to say, I wish I was her wet suit…just for a day…all covered in her pee…it would be magical…we’re all allowed to have dreams….
Luke Grimes has won the role of Elliot, Christian Grey’s brother, in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, filling in another key piece of the casting puzzle. The 29-year-old will join Jamie Dornan as his on-screen brother and Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele in the film, which begins shooting next month. Anastasia’s roommate Kate Kavanagh , and Christian’s mother and bodyguard, are among the supporting roles still open in the much-talked about project. Kate and Elliot, of course, must have a certain chemistry themselves. Elliot is described in the books as tall, muscular, and wide-shouldered with curly blonde hair and blue eyes. He is funny, affectionate, and laid-back. He is the adopted, elder brother to Christian Grey and Mia Grey. He is first introduced in Fifty Shades of Grey , when he accompanies his brother Christian to pick up a drunk Anastasia Steele at a bar in Portland. There he meets Kate, who becomes his own romantic interest. Think he’s a good fit for the film, readers? Who would you like to see as Kate alongside Elliot? Share your comments on all things 50 Shades below.
It’s not to easy for Kim Kardashian to simply pose in a bathing suit anymore. The reality star posted a sexy selfie to Instagram this week and immediately received a flood of backlash from those who believed she acted way inappropriately for a mother . Now, a 26-year old pro surfer named Anastasia Ashley has challenged the reality star to a swimsuit showdown, simulating Kim’s seductive pose with one of her own and pretty much forcing us to ask: Which brunette pulls off her look better? Kim or Anastasia, who would you rather see without her bathing suit on? And the Winner is? Kim Kardashian Click Here To Vote for Kim Anastasia Ashley Click Here To Vote for Anastasia View Poll »
