People actually got mad at me for laughing at Selena Gomez’s tame chemotherapy that I assume is far more dramatic sounding than it actually was on her body…because kids with cancer go through it for years…and often times die from the cancer they are trying to treat…after being sick the entire fucking time… You can get Chemo for Arthritis…You can get Chemo for Lupus…at a dose FAR less aggressive than for cancer…yet let’s cry for the bitch….who is out promoting her record…and doing it as sensationalized as possible…pulling all stops…getting you to feel for her…like a calculated Taylor Swift…. Anyway, along with painting dudes, she did Fallon, the worst show on TV that I guess retards watch…and she decided to dress 1940s, but I like to think she is mourning her sex appeal… Sex appeal that died in the showing off upper thigh cellulite…. Only to perform with the veil…to really make you think she’s a performance artist, and not a puppet, who will use Chemo to sell albums…disgusting… Here she is doing Dubsmash…because that’s how basic Fallon is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Body Painting Gay Dudes and Doing Fallon For Chemotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift did GQ… I guess, Taylor Swift is no longer the awkward little country girl from Nashville, raised on a Christmas tree farm before convincing her family that she could be an international singer/songwriter…despite barely having talent…and it worked…weird right? Seems like there must be a conspiracy behind this brand. She’s trying to get a male audience, as a sexual being, with sex appeal, who has sex, and who has been having sex since her first cheesy tween love inspired love song….she just made sure to call the guys she fucked boyfriends, even if it lasted 2-4 weeks…it resonated better with her fan base… So as she plays the wholesome, good girl…while she hangs out with coke head, slut models…and really everyone in between…that image has remained safe and sound…pure and innocent…even if the kind of guys she dates are touring DJs who go to massage parlours…her camp will shit all blame on them…to protect the billion dollar brand…. If I cared, it’d almost be amazing how well they executed this girl…. It’s not to say they knew this would happen, or that they knew they’d be here now, putting her on to the men’s market, now that the women’s market has connected to her and loved her…to have her blossom into a woman…like her model friends that dudes jerk off to…but there was a lot of calculating, planning to make this happen…without her coming across as the slut she is, the whore she is, or the desperate puppet she is…. I am the kind of guy who would fuck anything, and she’s thin and has long legs…but I still see zero fucking sex appeal and don’t get why they are even trying…but I guess they know more about media manipulation that I do…so we’ll just go with it… What I am saying is that she’s go the sex appeal of a flacid penis…useless to the hetero man who owns it, and to the girl who is trying to fuck it…all orgasms will come from other places…despite having all the parts in the bedroom availbale to theoretically make orgasms… We’re still a long way away from seeing her pussy….but at least she’s not the weird girl in a high waisted bikini anymore…evolution…right… The post Taylor Swift for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cora Emmanuel is a model from Martinique, who I guess has a similar story as Rihanna…you know hot girl in the islands discovered by some pervert vacationing in the islands…because he knew he could exploit her by selling her off to a bigger agency or a bigger audience…forever taking his percentage… I’ve barely heard of her before, but the photographer, David Bellemere, is some pervert from France, where the word pervert is interchangeable with FRENCH, because sex, it’s part of their culture….and he’s done some pretty great shoots for LUI magazine…and other shit…you should look him up.. Back to Cora Emmanuel and her mixed race, amazing look…and by look I mean booty…which may not be saying much, since everyone has a fucking booty these days thanks to instagram diets and exercise, but this booty is in magazines, and on a tall skinny model, so it’s better…society decided that not me… Except in picture 6…I don’t know what’s going on there..but it’s weird… I am not sure how many animals died in the making of this shoot…but I know that not that many babies will, because even if you jerk off to this, and you won’t since it is tame and ethnic, it’s not like any bitch is dumb enough to let you cum in her, or to let you breed…right.. The post Cora Emmanuel for ELLE US by David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We really don't want to exaggerate here. And we definitely don't want to get your hopes too far up. But the following piece of footage may be the most adorable thing ever shared in the history of the World Wide Web. It features a baby koala who is not cranky, like some others of his kind , but instead is clearly frightened on her first day as a resident of Symbio Wildlife Park in New South Wales. Fortunately, she finds a tree to climb up briefly at the outside of this video. And then she finds a human. Watch now as she also climbs up the human's leg, simply looking for a hug and some reassurance that everything is gonna be okay. Does it get any more precious?!?
When you’re name is Noah Steenbruggen… The silliest name for a hot model to have…because the last name is so long, yet her first name is the name of one of God’s messengers who the Jewish religion is based on, a bearded old man…and his 10 commandements, one of which must be thou shall not get naked on internet for no money but for the sake of getting noticed – even though you’ll pretend it is art… No wait, that was Moses….Noah was the one with the boat to save the animals…I love animals…he’s the only good story religion, which is clearly a farce has to tell…and this Noah carries the tradition…bringing her own flood in the form of hosing her hot body down with water…and the only thing that needs to be ridden into the sunset who floats like a raft…is me…and the only animal that needs saving is my furry little atrophied estrogen filled balls… What I am saying is that if this Noah was the basis of religion…I’d be a believer…because I am a believer in anything going on here…Pics by Alejandro Pereira and they’re good enough for me… The post Noah Steenbruggen is the Naked No Name Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nikki Mudarris Accuses Mally Mall Of Domestic Violence, Blackmail The cell-phone sex tape between Nikki Baby and Mally Mall that leaked last week was the result of blackmail, according to Nikki. Even though Mally Mall has denied having any direct involvement in the sex tape’s release, the reality starlet claims he threatened her with freaky footage about a week before the tape dropped, and there may be more explicit clips of the two on the way… Via TMZ : Nikki Mudarris is accusing her ex BF Mally Mall of not only leaking their sex tape … but also hitting her, destroying her property, and threatening to blackmail her. The “Love and Hip Hop: Hollywood” star says Mally is obsessed with her and told her he would “EXPOSE UR DIRTY P” if she didn’t stop being a bitch. She says a week later, he leaked a sex tape they had made. Mudarris makes the accusations in her request for a restraining order against Mally Mall. In the docs, she also says he’s threatened to kill himself. As for violence against her … Mudarris says Mally injured her nose back in February, and has destroyed her phones multiple times. Nikki seems to fear Mally’s exotic pets, because when asked about any weapons he might own — she points out his collection of wild animals and snakes. Interesting…Mally does have a couple of wild bobcat/cheetah mixes as a pets. Maybe he’s planning to sic them on Nikki?? Mudarris says Mally’s been hitting her up for money, and believes he’s recorded other sexual encounters without her knowledge to blackmail her. In other words — don’t be shocked if another sex tape leaks. A judge granted the restraining order … which requires Mally Mall to stay 100 yards away and have no contact with Nikki. Last night Mally sounded like he was just as done with Nikki as she is with him. Damn…well for the judge to have granted the order there must have been some serious threat. But seeing as how Nikki has a tendency to tear up Mally’s stuff as well, it’s probably best that the two stay away from each other… Instagram
The woman featured in this video is really not having a very good day at all. She's just hanging out at a lake house, seemingly enjoying the surroundings… when a giant bear interrupts her relaxing afternoon and takes aim at what she describes as her most prized possession: A kayak. The woman yells. The woman screams. The woman reasons. The woman threatens the bear with pepper spray. But the bear simply doesn't care, no matter how many times the woman yells its “name.” And that poor kayak? What becomes of this fun, water-based mode of transportation? Watch, if you dare, and find out now.
Miley Cyrus is lovely…a lot of fun…probably the only fun in pop music…and she was in British Columbia Canada, because she is fighting the Wolf Cull, which is killing wild wolves, sad to all animal lovers, because they are out of control….all because a politician said that the uneducated, high school drop out, who shouldn’t be taken seriously because she’s a twerking puppet….is a twerking puppet and that should apply being a twerking puppet to the world…rather than take on real environmental issues like some kind of specialist…. Idiot social activist celebrities….who don’t know anything…but think they know everything…because of their egos…I am sure the people killing the wolves don’t want to kill the fucking wolves, it’s not like shameless murdering for the sake of murdering, you know to make fur coats…but rather to lower population of predator animals to better plan and control a fucking eco system that is killing Caribou….so let’s kill overpopulated wolves, to save dying off caribou… But I also don’t know anything about the issue, I just know Miley visited country…I am imprisoned in…and that all celebrities are idiots when being activists…while their whole existence is the opposite of activism…for any issues…Makes sense… This is what she had her assistant write: I may have left B.C. for now but my heart is still very much there…. Along with the grizzlies that when I first locked eyes with changed me forever & the wolves that sing such beautiful songs calling out for one another…. But the hearts of everyone in this photo (John & Mary Theberge, Carl Safina, Ian McAllister, April Bencze, Douglas Neasloss, and my brother Braison) the people of First Nations and caring humans of B.C. will be broken if these amazing creatures are no longer apart of the #GreatBearRainforest… On this adventure something was confirmed that us lovers of nature and all that it brings to this planet already know but unfortunately so many don’t understand… WE ARE THESE ANIMALS (if you ever see the bottom of a bears feet as he climbs to shore after catching breakfast you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about, I also learned on this trip I have quite the grizzly foot fetish!) …. What separates us from the animals and the land we want to protect is our vocal ability and freedom of speech. It is our responsibility to give the GBR & all the animals it provides a home for a voice! Not only have I fallen head over heels in love with BC… What doesn’t make logical sense to her cause, but makes sense based on what she is, is that Miley doesn’t fully absorb herself in the wolf pack, like some Twerk Dances with Wolves, or Mowgli from the Jungle Book, brought to you by Disney… which would increase chances of her getting eaten by them…and thus actually making a differnce… Why doesn’t see donate all her soulless money that she’s sitting one in her mansion in Hollywood while making her TUMBLR art…to make an actual difference… What a joke…show us your tits… The post Miley Cyrus Fights BC Wolf Cull of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
K. Michelle is no stranger to the swirl, having been rumored to have dated idiot swimmer Ryan Lochte. But now the “Maybe I Should Call” singer is going full swirl, swearing off Black men in favor of “handsome Caucasian men” with “tight jeans and foreign accents.” In the wee hours of the morning, Kimberly hopped on Instagram and shared her revelation while throwing shade at talentless artists, twitter gangsters and “ugly girls who are losers.” After all these years im free! I’m ok with me. I danced and laughed so hard tonight. For some Strange reason I’ve been very accepting of me. I love me. Im different but I’m a good ass person. I love sunflowers, gummy bears, wild animals, and sorry I don’t listen to R&B music right now, it just bores me. I love rock, country, men who wear tight jeans and have foreign accents. I love me a handsome Caucasian man, I’m really not into black men right now. They can date outside their race , so can I!!! Where im from gangstas don’t tweet beef and I actually love the size of my azz. I believe hateful instagram comments are for ugly girls who are losers. I believe I’m not black or white but I’m actually a mermaid. I believe there is no talent required to be in the music industry. I believe the color of my skin shouldn’t determine the genre of my music! I believe it’s ok for me not to give a f**k anymore. I believe I’m supposed to motivate those I can. I believe In the power of a smile. She also gave up her rooted-in-roots secret to how she keeps “sex demons” away and offered her two cents on Rasheeda, her old manager suing her, and Iyanla Vanzant. Im proud to say that I’ve warned every urban gossip site to never post me again (balleralert) or I’ll post their addy, phone number, and picture. That’s only fair right? I Believe that pouring salt around the bed keeps the sex demons away. I really do Believe Rasheeda does rap like Shawty Lo. Just like she believed it was ok to call me liar about my abuse. Smh. I Believe I’m not crazy but everyone else around me is. I believe my old manager isn’t suing me for money but because his stomach is very heavy to carry around. He also doesn’t want me to tell he’s sleeping with his staff and his artist. Opps
