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Were You Watching: The Best Lines From “True Blood” Season 4 Finale

Spoiler alert… If you missed the “True Blood” Season 4 finale Sunday night you might not want to read this, but if you saw it and are looking to discuss, this is the place to be. We rounded up lots of photos from last night’s episode as well as the best quotes to give you a recap of the most precious moments from the ending. Before we even get started with that though, we want to poll those of you who watched because we found that audiences were very divided over whether they liked it or not. View This Poll Now please continue for our favorite quotes from the episode.

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Were You Watching: The Best Lines From “True Blood” Season 4 Finale

TV (Non)Nudity Report: Anna Paquin on True Blood

No nudes to report this week on True Blood , though Anna Paquin stripped to sexy red bra and panties in a dream sequence where she skinitatied a threesome with her undead lovers Bill ( Stephen Moyer ) and Eric ( Alexander Skarsgard ). We loves us some Sookie, but this soft-focus scenario tasted a bit too much like sausage for Skin Central’s taste. Besides, who isn’t naked in their own sex dream? Better luck next week, skin fans. To see Anna go all the way (one guy at a time), check out our True Blood page now!

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TV (Non)Nudity Report: Anna Paquin on True Blood

Anna Paquin’s Cute Little Booty

This season of True Blood is not exactly living up to expectations. Enough with the werewolves and fairies and shape-shifters, get back to the vampires, next we’ll have leprechauns riding unicorns at the head of a zombie army. It’s too much. But at least Anna Paquin is still hot. Here she is showing off that cute little booty of hers in a tight skirt. You’re welcome.

Anna Paquin Ruins A See Through Moment

I’m not all that into Anna Paquin , she actually annoys the hell out of me in True Blood , but I’m not one to refuse pictures of a chick in short shorts and a see through top so here we are. She looks alright, I mean she’s got a good body on her and all, but I always feel bad when a perfectly good see through top is wasted with a bra underneath. Especially if that bra is a disgusting fat girl sports bra. Booo!

Anna Paquin Ruins A See Through Moment

I’m not all that into Anna Paquin , she actually annoys the hell out of me in True Blood , but I’m not one to refuse pictures of a chick in short shorts and a see through top so here we are. She looks alright, I mean she’s got a good body on her and all, but I always feel bad when a perfectly good see through top is wasted with a bra underneath. Especially if that bra is a disgusting fat girl sports bra. Booo!

Anna Paquin’s Lesbian Pantyhose Legs of the Day

Anna Paquin is not hot in any way. I don’t care how many hit shows, or cult classics she gets her dyke ass on, she’s fuckin disgusting, which would explain her lesbianism…. See, there’s nothing I hate more than lesbians and that’s only because lesbians hate me and have always hated me. I like to think it’s because I always make fun of them, you know pulling out my dick in front of them, offering to father their child, cuz I don’t believe lesbian actually exist….to me it’s a fucking myth…. Sure, there are bitches who choose a cockless life cuz they want to, whether because they hate men cuz men molested them, raped them, or was mean to them or men hate them cuz they are fat and ugly and need someone to get them , or if it’s cuz they think it is trendy and cool to dress like a lumberjack, gain 50 lbs and shave your dyke construction boot wearing head, but they are all just overcompensating, cuz lesbianism doesn’t exist… I know for a fact that biologically, a woman craves having a baby and that indirectly means she craves a cock…. Dykes choose to be dykes, or are forced into it for lack of cock willing to get them, and I think they hate that I know their little bullshit scam… Either way, Anna Paquin knows lesbianism is bullshit, cuz I just remembered she’s not a dyke, she’s bi, so here are her bi-sexual legs, short and unattractive even to the pantyhose fetishists, because it’s a slow fucking day. Seriously, why the fuck did I just post this? Oh right, to rip into lesbians cuz they are full of shit and to seduce True Blood fans into the site….cuz seriously, these pics are definitely not hot.

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Anna Paquin’s Lesbian Pantyhose Legs of the Day

Anna Paquin Takes a Disgusting Jog

It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than a jog to make this chick worth fucking. I find Anna Paquin probably one of the least attractive people in Hollywood. I get that she won an Academy award when she was 11, making her some kind of phenomenon, even if the Academy Awards are bullshit….It was enough for them to ignore her obvious flawed everything and give her constant work….one of those actors so good people don’t realize how sick she is….It got so bad that when she came out as a dyke people started getting excited….I mean look at this ass when it is jogging…there is nothing good about this….

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Anna Paquin Takes a Disgusting Jog

REVIEW: Wedding Crasher Katie Holmes Can’t Save The Romantics

There’s a moment very early in The Romantics when something deeply, inadvertently unsettling transpires. Katie Holmes, as Laura, sits alone in a room rehearsing her toast for that night’s wedding rehearsal dinner. She looks up in thought, stammers out a few platitudes, then looks down, talking to herself, exasperated and vaguely put-upon. “Dear God,” you think, “she’s channeling Tom Cruise.”

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REVIEW: Wedding Crasher Katie Holmes Can’t Save The Romantics

Danny McBride Addresses Impostor Twitter Feed, Compares Kenny Powers to Elvis

Sad news for the roughly 115,000 loyal followers of the hilarious Twitter feed written from the perspective of HBO’ s #1 washed-up major leaguer Kenny Powers: The network is in no way associated with @KF*CKINGP, and for the first time, Danny McBride has addressed the convincing impostor (last tweet: “I never had a rookie card because I was never considered a f*cking rookie”) who is ripping off his Eastbound & Down character.

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Danny McBride Addresses Impostor Twitter Feed, Compares Kenny Powers to Elvis

True Blood Sex and Violence Meter: Grim Fairy Tales

It’s Backstory Download Time on True Blood ! Want to know what Sookie really is? What about Crystal, or Jesus? How about something Sam was doing in 2003 — want to see that? It’s an expositional smorgasbord, and we’ve got it tallied for sex and violence.

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True Blood Sex and Violence Meter: Grim Fairy Tales