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Alessandra Ambrosio Nipple of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is an old as fuck model, a legend to some, expired milk who won’t give up to others….and she’s out there doing photoshoots like she’s not 100 years old or expired milk, some resilience you’d like to think of as resilience but that is actually just money and ego….she knows she’s old and tired, and has the injection scars to prove her botox…but people keep throwing money her way…gotta take it…because rotting is not as graceful as it once was…it happens on social media…so get that money when it’s available…why the fuck not…NIPS out motherfuckers. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Oksana Klimarchuk Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day

Oksana Klimarchuk has the right name….I went through this already today….Russian sounding name, possibly a sex worker, likely not a webcam model like her friends from back home…but maybe she is…who knows….it’s all a grey area…blurred lines…like that song that made that fat titty bitch with the belly button famous….all whores…all the time….but when they are Russian or from Communism they have the right level of darkness and more importantly…the right level of work ethic.. I guess what I am saying is that….it’s nice to see some nipple rings. The post Oksana Klimarchuk Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Martha Hunt Topless of the Day

Martha Hunt was one of Taylor Swift’s paid partners, or friends, because even a cunt popstar who disgusts me on all levels needs to give the perception to the world that she’s tolerable and likeable and someone who people want to be around for more than just the press that came with being friends with Taylor Swift…. Martha Hunt is not an Oscar Nominee, but based on the people they nominate, she may one day be a nominee, provided that she has enough social media presence…that’s the world we live in…hire whoever can best market the shit to their feed because no one cares…. She’s also one of the last American women who isn’t 300 pounds, pre diabetic or diabetic, working as a model who the people can relate to because they are all fat too…..thanks to the sedentary life, processed food, sugar in everything…we are all fucking disgusting… This is some Martha Hunt clickbait that isn’t actually clickbait, since Martha Hunt drives zero traffic to anything. But at least she tries. Just not hard enough. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Martha Hunt Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elena Iulia Rotari Pubic Hair of the Day

I am angry there is a thing or a hashtag or a challenge that is going viral on the internet called Jan-u-Hairy, encouraging women to not shave in January, it’s the month you hibernate, and your husband’s not fucking you anyway…he’s too busy jerking off to porn…but I say all days should be Jan-U-Hairy…because bush is one of the most glorious thing a vagina can do…far more glorious than that whole terrifying birthing process… I have enouraged every woman I know, both friend and foe, both sex partner and acquaintance, both stranger and girl who works the grocery store cash…to grow her bush, be creative, do her own thing, represent herself, celebrate herself…find her identity…find her soul…through her bush… DO NOT go out there and wax that shit for some queer boys who think hair is scary or gross and just want straight up labia…it’s a crazy thing to do…you crazy bitches…follow this Elena’s lead…and do staged shoots with you bush…for instagram or whatever….because a bush unseen is a bush that doesn’t exist to me and a bush that doesn’t exist to me – is as bad as a bald pussy. The post Elena Iulia Rotari Pubic Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day

There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her… She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires… Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver… The post Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julianne Hough’s Rumspringa Bikini of the Day

Julianne Hough is out here on her Rumspringa being a bad mormon in her bikini.. where is her bonnet? Where are her Mormon panties which are more like a giant diaper…..that’s the shit I am more into. This good mormon gone bad because her parents sold her to people who molested her as a budding young dancer….with her brother who we can assume was her co-star in said molestation before both became the Dancing with the Stars back-up dancers they were meant to be….throwing their religion down the toilet because they either don’t respect god, or don’t respect organized religion that gets in the way of them being sluts…. Good dancing ass though, dancing girls are always so good at the fuck. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Julianne Hough’s Rumspringa Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Karlie Kloss Panty Flash of the Day

Karlie Kloss is at Coachella 4 months early. I guess she just can’t wait to see Ariana Grande now that her and Taylor Swift have broken up or their contract expired or Karlie could follow her dreams of marrying a rich Orthodox Jewish real estate family you know so that she could be the sister in Law to Ivanka Trump and Jared….every massively tall model who I never quite understood why she was a Victoria’s Secret model dream…. Here’s her married ass in panties in public like a good Orthodox Jewish woman…except without the whole shaved head and fucking through a hole in your sheet cuz it’s romantic thing. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Karlie Kloss Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie Simmons Titty Bounce of the Day

Sophie Simmons bouncing her big Gene Simmons tits. You probably remember jerking off to her when you watched Family Jewels, the KISS reality show that was a thing a decade ago…because KISS are incredible fucking marketers and built a billion dollar industry she will inherit 50 percent of…through marketing and merchandising…and his fans so loyal to him that jerking off to his fat daughter is just what you do as a fan…plus she’s got the tits her Playboy mom, a Canadian, gave her… That said, since the TV show, Sophie Simmons has been trying to be an influencer. She has tried to post the slutty content. She has done the staged shoots with Instagram photographers, she has done the half nakedness, the exploitation of her tits, she’s even had brand deals…yet she’s still never hit..even though she was already on a hit show…how does that happen? I’ve seen fat chicks no one’s ever heard of without famous dads pull it off….it’s too bad… But the tits…are a resilient body part and have survived all the disappointment as tits do until they get that cancer… . JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Simmons Titty Bounce of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alejandra Guilmant Titties in a Feminist Shirt of the Day

Alejandra Guilmant is a nude instagram model who may do other shit, but who fucking cares to look into that when she’s living out the dream, in a wet T-shirt, like a good old fashioned wet t-shirt contest, something I would go to the bars that had Wet T-Shirt contests to see, because the girls back then were less whorish and the ones who got whorish saved it for nights they drank too much, raging, in a Who Gives a Fuck, Don’t Give a Fuck, look at my tits way….not to mention there was usually cash prizes, so they had good reason to do it if they had rockin tits…you know…pay the rent for the month for one Thursday night of fun at the college party. Logical business decision…where now girls just do it for free, for social media, pretending to do it for feminism…which is far less empowering than doing it for money…cuz money pays for shit and is more feminist than the flimsy feminism we are seeing….in the form of t-shirts used to show off hot tits… Ultimately, the takeaway for all of us is hot tits across the board…and that’s what matters… The post Alejandra Guilmant Titties in a Feminist Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Garner Ripped Panties of the Day

There’s a terrible Jennifer Garner panty pic that is going viral, all because she decided to draw more attention to it, because I guess it was her playing up the 10 year challenge, because in the event you didn’t know, Jennifer Garner is more than just a muppet, complicit woman married to Ben Affleck, who stuck with him through cheating and drugs because she was brain washed, weak or their relationship was all for show….she’s also a mom, who wears comfy mom panties that are ripped apart, at least she did 10 years ago, when this type of thing would be shocking to see, but that is now encouraged so that people think celebs are relatable…”they are just like us”…no motehrfucker, they make a lot of money and they are professional liars, who are playing someone relatable in their public persona…they are actually fucking shit. That said, Jennifer Garner decided to make this go viral by posting it on her social media and people, like with R.Kelly, felt the need to relive that past and make a thing of it… As far as I’m concerned, based on Jennifer Garner sex appeal…these are exactly the underwear I’d imagine her wearing in my jerk off fantasies of Jennifer Garner …that haven’t happened…but she’s still out there…so it could…I doubt it…but it could… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Garner Ripped Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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