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Katharine McPhee Shows Us Her Puppies

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get that these pictures of Katharine McPhee walking her dog the other day aren’t exactly things boners are made of, but I’ve always kind of like this chick and I wanted to give her another chance at winning me over. She’s not married is she? Do I still have a chance? Who am I kidding, I’m a celebrity blogger with carpel tunnel who lives in his mother’s basement…. Of course I’ve got a chance. Call me. But not after 10pm, mother’s doesn’t stand for late phone calls.

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Maria Sharapova In A Short Dress

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought I’d put up a few pictures of Maria Sharapova because I’ve played tennis once, sure I pulled a hammy, but I feel like because of my time on the courts she and I are now somehow connected. Anyhow, here she is trying to sell some sort of slutty tennis gear for chicks to look good in while they walk around the tennis club while I have to practice against the wall behind the high-school for under privileged kids. Not fair, those kids are mean. Where was I? Maria’s looking hot as usual. Good enough.

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Geri Halliwell Is A Naughty Old Schoolgirl

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I happen to like an older chick in age inappropriate outfits, so these pictures of Spice Lady Geri Halliwell in her sexy schoolgirl costume are right up my alley. Not that I’m a pervert or anything, but cougars dressed as teenagers? Come on! How could anyone not want to take a peek at that freak show? It’s not really that bad, she’s dressed as one of those good schoolgirls who wear tights and don’t hike up their skirt the second she walks off school property. I hated those girls. Although, I bet Geri puts out. Call me.

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Geri Halliwell Is A Naughty Old Schoolgirl

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I happen to like an older chick in age inappropriate outfits, so these pictures of Spice Lady Geri Halliwell in her sexy schoolgirl costume are right up my alley. Not that I’m a pervert or anything, but cougars dressed as teenagers? Come on! How could anyone not want to take a peek at that freak show? It’s not really that bad, she’s dressed as one of those good schoolgirls who wear tights and don’t hike up their skirt the second she walks off school property. I hated those girls. Although, I bet Geri puts out. Call me.

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AnnaLynne McCord Is A Nerd’s Wet Dream

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’d like to think that I’m not a nerd, sure I think Olivia Munn is hot, but I’m not into science fiction, I don’t know how many sides Dungeons and Dragons dice have and I’ve never seen the movie Avatar . I know myself and a few homeless people are probably the only ones, but I have no interest in that crap. That being said, I know a nerdy wet dream when I see one and these shots of AnnaLynne McCord dressed as some Avatar slut are going to make a lot of nerds happy they keep that old t-shirt next to their computers.

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Irina Shayk’s Sexy Swimwear Collection

Posted on January 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m posting these pictures of Irina Shayk hanging out in various bathing suits for something called the 2011 Ory Lingerie and Swimwear Collection for all those Christiano Ronaldo fans. If this crap doesn’t make you hate that Euro douche, I don’t know what will. The woman is just one hell of a sexy piece of ass. I especially love that she has that bitchy Russian look about her, like she’s going to bite you in the scrotum during sex and you’re going to like it. Hot. more pictures of Victoria Silvstedt here

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures

Posted on December 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t remember LeAnn Rimes being so chestacular! I don’t know if those are real or store bought but they’re awsome. Not to mention, the rest of her body is A1! Her face, well that’s a different story but with the glasses and hat on who’s really paying attention?

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Paris Hilton Is Spreading The “Love” At The Beach

Posted on December 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like some dude is getting lucky with Paris Hilton the other day at the beach. That is if you consider contracting an STD lucky.

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Victoria Justice’s Tongue Looks Healthy

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Since Victoria Justice is under the age of 18 and I don’t want to be considered a creepy old man and say something that will get me arrested, I’ll just point out that her tongue looks very healthy. No signs of cracking or discoloration. Good job! Call me in 2 months when you turn 18.

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Laurie Cholewa Bikini Pictures

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of French TV host Laurie Cholewa but here she is showing off her tight little body in a bikini . I can’t tell if she is pretty or not, but either way I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. That is unless she covers those crackers with pate de fois gras.

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