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Katy Perry Gets Scary For GQ Style

Warning! These pictures of Katy Perry from GQ Style German may cause permanent erectile dysfunction. Yikes! What were they thinking? I knew Germans were into some weird sh%t but these photos are going to give me nightmares. Must look away…

Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Bikini Instagram

Warning! Just look away! There’s nothing here for you to see. Trust me!

Candice Swanepoel’s Booty Inspector

All I know is that I want that job, and I’m willing to pay to have it. Where do I apply?

Candice Swanepoel’s Sweet Booty Perfection

I just had to share this booty shot of Candice Swanepoel on the set of her Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. Believe me when I say, this will be the hottest thing you’ll see all week. That my friends is perfection. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale Is Built To Last

Here is Kate Beckinsale at the Porsche Design’s Group 40th anniversary. Like a Porsche, Kate is slender, sleek and built to withstand the test of time. A true classic. Unfortunately, Kate is also another thing that I’ll never be able to afford to ride.

Billie Faiers And Her Heavy Hitters

I’m kind of having a hard time remembering who this Billie Faiers chick is, I’m assuming she’s some busty British nobody, but I certainly remember a couple of things about her. A couple of very large, very squeezable things. Jesus! This chick looks like someone who should have a couple of DJ’s pouring pitchers of water all over her somewhere in south Florida. I like it. I think she should jump up and down more. You know, for exercise.

Katy Perry’s Look Needs Work

Ew. I think that’s all that needs to be said about these Katy Perry pictures…. Ew.

Jessie J’s Olympic Performance Was Golden

If you had a chance to watch the closing ceremonies of the London Olympic Games, you were lucky enough to see Jessie J ‘s woody inducing performance in a skin color outfit. Girl can sing and move. I’m a fan.

Velvet Sky Gets All Taped Up

I don’t follow wrestling anymore, not since the King Kong Bundy days, but that doesn’t mean I’m not familiar with this Velvet Sky hottie. I’ve had her on the site before and she doesn’t disappoint. Here she is wearing some sort of weird and sexy outfit made out of what looks like electrical tape. I don’t really get it, but I like it. It’s going to take a while to peel all of that off… I’ve got time.

Porn Star Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweets

Here’s meaty porn star Kim Kardashian tweeting photos of herself in a bikini. I still can’t believe after 7 years running this site that she became one of the most popular celebrities over a terrible “leaked” sex tape. Anyway, I know many of you love Kim and her big booty, so enjoy.