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Ashley Tisdale Ass for Allure of the Day

I do a thing here called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly watch, it stemmed from her winning some hottest girl of the year award, and my immediate need to educate the youth that media lied to them, that this award was paid for, and that she is in no way the hottest anything, except maybe fuck, cuz ugly girls put in a lot of effort, but usually not after they’ve won hottest girl awards, it distorts their insecurities…. I stopped doing the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because along with the rest of the world, I totally forgot about Ashley Tisdale’s existance, sure there would be pics of her Ugly face leaving the gym, I guess prepping to get naked in Allure cuz she knew someone there who convinced the editors to bring her on, and this is the result….her ass naked, photoshopped and in magazine….because if she took a lesson from the Hudgens nude strategy, which was a lot of headaches for the equal amount of publicity and far less hairy pussy lip exposed…not that it matters. Here’s Tisdale, looking better than ever, cuz I don’t have to focus on that sour face with a botched nose job…and can focus on what is important, an ass crack, a cheesy tattoo, some feet and some titty from the back side….if you know what I mean… Remember it’s best to ignore these pics, cuz that’ll make her try harder next time….this is the dipping her toe into the naked shit to see if it is for her…cuz thankfully Disney girls are all the fucking same…

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Kaley Cuoco Shitty Nudes for Allure of the Day

I posted the Ashley Tisdale Allure nudes earlier…. Here is Kaley Cuoco, who I guess is in this issue also. I can see Allure took out the big guns, budget was no object, hire the real A-Listers, put Angelina Jolie and fucking Miley Cyrus on hold, we’ve got two bitches who need all the press they can get….hilarious…. This is photoshopped to shit. I don’t know if I’m looking at a picture of an actual girl, or if this is one of those vending machines you see at the train station that allows you to print up your face as if it was painted by a famous artist using, it’s like a fucking 2 dollar computer generated Picasso, where all human elements of the bitch have been airbrushed away…. Not that it matters, cuz I don’t even know who this Kaley bitch is. I don’t watch sitcoms, and I didn’t think I was watching when she helped John Ritter die on her last sitcom… But here are her nudes that are so staged, she might as well be clothed…

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Kaley Cuoco Shitty Nudes for Allure of the Day

Kaley Cuoco Shitty Nudes for Allure of the Day

I posted the Ashley Tisdale Allure nudes earlier…. Here is Kaley Cuoco, who I guess is in this issue also. I can see Allure took out the big guns, budget was no object, hire the real A-Listers, put Angelina Jolie and fucking Miley Cyrus on hold, we’ve got two bitches who need all the press they can get….hilarious…. This is photoshopped to shit. I don’t know if I’m looking at a picture of an actual girl, or if this is one of those vending machines you see at the train station that allows you to print up your face as if it was painted by a famous artist using, it’s like a fucking 2 dollar computer generated Picasso, where all human elements of the bitch have been airbrushed away…. Not that it matters, cuz I don’t even know who this Kaley bitch is. I don’t watch sitcoms, and I didn’t think I was watching when she helped John Ritter die on her last sitcom… But here are her nudes that are so staged, she might as well be clothed…

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Ashley Tisdale and Kaley Cuoco: Nude in Allure!

This is not your typical clothes-free photo shoot, nor does it feature celebrities you’d typically expect to be featured in a photo shoot sans clothing. Ashley Tisdale of High School Musical and Hellcats fame, for example. “I’m 25, almost 26, but people think of me as much younger because I look young,” she said of taking it all off in Allure . “Being in this shoot was me saying, ‘I’m not just the young girl everybody thinks I am. I’m actually a woman.’ There’s no doubting that now. Kaley Cuoco of The Big Bang Theory and Hop had similar reasons for posing nude for the first time. See stunning, black-and-white pics of both, plus Keri Hilson and Blue Bloods star/Tom Brady ex Bridget Moynahan after the jump: [Photo: Allure]

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The Pulse: Ashley Tisdale’s Surprising Spread, Kim Kardashian’s Latest Scandal, DWTS & More

The Hollywood Gossip is proud to present another edition of The Pulse, where our staff recaps all the day’s biggest events in celebrity news and gossip. Ashley Tisdale raised eyebrows with a revealing Allure spread , while Kim Kardashian revealed she was actually upset about publicity for once in her life. Learn why, catch up on last night’s Dancing With the Stars , with The Pulse: The Pulse Daily Recap – April 12, 2011

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Alyson Michalka Looks Alright I Guess

I feel like I’m supposed to know more about this Alyson Michalka chick, but I really don’t. l know that she’s kinda hot and that she’s got a sister who’s also kinda hot and that when the two of them are together they’re even hotter than when they’re photographed separately, but that’s pretty much it. Anyhow, here’s Alyson looking pretty good in her silly neo-hippy skirt while out on the town the other night. Hmmm, I think these shots are missing some sisterly love if you know what I mean. Next time.

Ashley Tisdale Almost Gets Relevant Again

Maybe saying that Ashley Tisdale did something to make herself relevant again is a little bit of a stretch, I didn’t know she was ever relevant, but all I meant was that she almost flashed us her lady junk as she got out of her car in a little skirt which may or may not have made her somewhat relevant for about two minutes while you perverts read this post. That’s it. Unfortunately she didn’t and she isn’t. Better luck next time.

Ashley Tisdale Stomachs Her Tan

Filed under: Ashley Tisdale , Beauty , Paparazzi Photo Fresh from showing off her Snooki approved orange glow Wednesday night in L.A., Ashley Tisdale hightailed it to Hawaii on Thursday for some surf … and even more sun. Aloha, GTL! Read more

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People’s Choice Awards Fashion Face-Off: CW Star Showdown!

The CW didn’t win any major trophies at last night’s People’s Choice Awards . But that doesn’t mean the network wasn’t represented well. With hotness! A pair of pretty stars walked the red carpet, as AnnaLynne McCord ( 90210 ) and Ashley Tisdale ( Hellcats ) posed for fans and photographers. Both are symbolic of the network’s focus on young women and both looked good at the event. But only one can be named this contest’s winner! Vote now.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Pants Will Do

I hate it that I’m reduced to putting up pictures of Ashley Tisdale , I don’t even know what makes her sort of famous, but there’s really nothing else out there. I would have settle for pictures of Hilary Duff feeding the parking meter or even AnnaLynne McCord doing that annoying thing where she blows kisses to the camera, I hate when she does that crap, that’s how desperate I am. Anyhow, at least Ashley decided to wear some tight latex pants…. I guess it’s better than nothing.