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Dogs VS Asshole of the Day

Posted on November 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have this theory that dogs are people too, because they possess the qualities humans aspire to have, from shitting in public, to kicking’ it all day like they are homeless..only to be fed, taken care of not to mention they are loyal, live and die for the pack, and are just ridiculously sweet and cute…and make men with no soul..or tarnished soul…blackened and broken souls…learn to love a living thing again…. So seeing a dude kick a dog, makes me mad, but seeing the dogs scare the asshole like a bitch, makes it better….I like seeing the underdog win…

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Toni Braxton’s Dress Falls Off on Stage of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Toni Braxton is alive…and practicing one of her earlier rolls as a stripper…a stripper they want you to think was discovered when she was singing to herself as she was “Pumping Gas”…which I am guessing is code for rubbing her asshole on a dude’s leg for 10 dollars a song…but that’s just because it’s more fun than thinking about Toni Braxton pumping gas, especially when it is in reference to her dress melting away in the least erotic fucking way possible where she awkwardly dances with a dude in her leotard, hoping no one will notice, but I guess someone noticed, since it ended up on TMZ…which was convenient since before her dress fell off no one remembered Toni Braxton ever was… I call this…unbreak her dress…she looks better that way…. Here’s the video TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is an aspiring bikini model, who at 17 already knows how she wants to leave her mark on the world, she’s already established her superficial, vapid legacy and it is all thanks to her sister’s porno career and her mom’s ability to prostitute her kids, because let’s face it, kids are ungrateful assholes who ruin your naps, and life, and cost you money and tie you down, so you might as well put them to work, and make having them worth it…right? Well, since she’s not hired by Victoria’s Secret, she’s gone to instagram to put out them bikini pics…herself…because I guess it’ll plant a seed…and the good news is if all else fails she can leak a porno…her sister already knows all the right people and you know she’s already getting her fuck on…practicing for the big day whenever that may be…cuz her momma taught her right.

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Snooki in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently this is a bikini, but it looks more like a diaper, which is appropriate because Snooki shits so hard that it comes out as a living and breathing creature they pretend is a baby… You see, as a pile of shit so horrible she can’t be human, anything that comes out of her has to be shoot… I can’t accept that she can reproduce, the government wouldn’t allow that…unless you believe theories that the government wants us all dumb so they can fuck us over…but that can’t be possible…either can Snooki being a mom… MTV, I hate you for creating this….even when it is half naked… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Britney Spears in a Bikini of the DAy

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britney Spears decided to walk around in a bikini and it wasn’t as disgusting or amazing as it could have been. I mean seeing fetus head, cheetos, a bottle of Mountain Dew sticking out of her cunt like it was old times would have been a lot more fun… I mean sure, she’s not offensively fat, she’s actually kind fit and thick, in a fertile bitch I want to fuck like I was K-Fed and not just because it comes with a retirement plan kind of way…but in a she’s got good fucking booty to stick it in her pooper, even if said pooper smells like fast food…no wait…especially since said pooper smells like fast food.

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Lana Del Rey’s Hot House Hunting Pose of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am so into the paparazzi when they snap off pics of Lana Del Rey showing off her panties , even if I don’t give a fuck about Lana Del Rey, or find Lana Del Rey hot in any way, other than that she’s got some pretty catchy anti-pop-pop songs…I gotta appreciate her bending over a Jag as looking for some over-priced house in LA, because she’s living the good life…and I’m just bummed I can’t see her asshole…cuz like I always say, an asshole is the gateway into a girl’s soul….you just have to fuck it right. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Nakita_Lynn is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Posted on July 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nakita_Lynn is today’s DSFCam Girl of the Day….mainly because this clip of her shaving a dildo and talking about shaving cock is just next level insane…making her the kind of girl I would probably never let near my cock with a razor, no wait, the kind of girl I’d totally let near my cock with anything…she’s just won me over..and not just cuz she gets naked on cam for a job, but because she’s fun. Here’s another clip of her talking about her asshole…cuz she’s the best… TO SEE HER GETTING EATEN OUT…(NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK TO WATCH HER ON CAM …(NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Szohr’s Weird Fucking NIpples of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dirty…and not just because she looks ethnic, or native, and like she’s been on a gas huffing bender that has led to drinking rubbing alcohol because she needs booze in her veins so bad…but because of that nipple… I mean is that even just one nipple, or is she built like a cow, or dog, and has nipples along her milk chain, you know not quite as evolved as the rest of humans…or is it just her shirt…maybe she’s got a nipple ring…whatever it is, she should try to dress around that flaw, and not accentuate it…like she is in this pic… Not that I’m against birth defects, a lot of times that shit is hot to me, especially when it comes in the form of two vaginas, no wait that’s not a birth defect, that’s all girls, thanks to their asshole. YAY.

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Maria Menounos Bikini Ass of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maria Menounos posted an ass shot to the internet, because she appreciates how much attention her booty gets, you know she knows a low level TV presenter on some ghetto ass show no one should watch, but people do watch, doesn’t deserve to be celebrated…even after showing the world her vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…a vagina that is actually her secondary orifice behind her asshole…you know being greek and all they have a system in place people and we can’t culturally change them…we can just look at what they like to have fucked…in bikinis….being celebrated and showcased by them…because why the fuck not take all the attention your ass can get…literally…

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Rachel Bilson’s Awesome Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wrote a post about Rachel Bilson being in a bikini in Barbados with her handler/captor/husband who has trapped her and robbed her of her youth, because all I saw was a waste of a young hot actress who turned her back on her fame to move to canada for this asshole, and Iall I could see was a body that wasn’t 23 anymore, but after a night of reflection, I still find humor in the fact that this dude is so insecure he doesn’t let her out of his sight, cuz he fears she’ll escape. Kinda like the dude who’s girlfriend was chatting me up last week, who kept rubbing her shoulder to let her know he was there and let me know she belonged to him, in some weak man hustle no one respects…. But today, her ass has been forgiving in all it’s heart shaped, no cellulite glory. I am a fan. TO See a Ton of Rachel Bilson in her Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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