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Anastasia Ashley Promotes Her Jewelry Line the Best of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a magical creature sent from the beach, to the internet, via 1000s of bikini pics…who along with showcasing her awesome fit ass, like so many other girls try to do…is also a professional surfer…so she has a good excuse…and it also means she makes her living surfing…and that’s pretty fucking amazing considering how most of the world makes their living by not surfing but rather doing shitty fucking jobs that contribute to making some other asshole rich… Well, it looks like Anastasia, as lovely as she is, has ventured out to start her own Jewelry line , and it’s safe to say that these pics are probably the bet way I’ve seen Jewelry marketed, not that I’ve ever seen Jewelry marketed, but you get what I am saying and that is that the Jewelry doesn’t matter…thanks to that ass. See Her Jewelry HERE See Her Jewelry HERE

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Maria Menounos Bikini Party of the DAy

Maria Menounos, who quit her EXTRA hosting gig to be a reality star that she hopes EXTRA will be talking about, since Kim Kardashian and that tabloid bullshit she’s been entrenched in, and paid to be excited about, just seemed like something attainable…in a “now or I’ll be too old to live out by bottom feeding cash grabbing dreams”…got into a bikini, to support some nonsense she’s promoting…because bikinis are a great marketing tool…when you have little else going for you… I prefer her vagina slips in bikini, because I like to tell myself as a greek woman she’s got a self lubricating asshole and doesn’t use the vagina…I fucked a greek girl once…it was the easiest anal ever…but I guess in her asshole’s defence, I have a pretty small penis…that even the most viriginal asshole would be inviting of… But I guess these are good enough….because I am posting them and I am a stippler for quality….

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Hero of the Day

This guy…is a hero….even if this is fake, staged, or his advice is pretty fucking generic and obvious, his delivery…is legendary…this guy should be hosting the Tonight Show…not the other retard they got going with his silly games with his guest that got old the first week of his original show…like they would if the asshole brought them out at any party you attended, before you beat him up…yet the execs at the networks like it and think it’s clever…fuck you world…but before you do that, let this dude inspire you.

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Izabel Goulart’s 10 Pm Workout in Paris of the Day

Izabel Goulart posted this video of her working out in Paris at 10 pm, and it was very informative and inspiring, you know really allowing me to note her form and the importance of training your body, even when traveling, doing really basic exercises like this, you know that and the fact that I can stare at her ass and try to see her asshole, since it is after all the window to a girl’s soul…

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Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo… The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend… Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

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Lais Ribeiro for Elle of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…

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Lais Ribeiro for Elle of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…

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Sara Malakul Lane Hot on Instagram of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane …I have a bit of a crush on her. Last night I told her I was going to stalk her and possibly kidnap her at the gym on twitter…today, I stare at her bikini pics on instagram…. Maybe I just like her because she fucks around with me and plays back on my jokes, which is something rare from someone who is always ignored and thus easy to get excited about… Or maybe I am just into half thai girls who were famous at home, but who have made their way back to their native America, to star in in all kinds of movies on netflix that you can jerk off to…because I’m fascinated by asian vagina, especially when it has been raised watching Thai Ping Pong ball shows… Or maybe, I just like her big fucking tits.. She’s exotic, and I would mind if her asshole was my Spring Break vacation. via Her Instagram

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Maria Menounos Suckin’ Chocolate of the Day

This picture of Maria Menounos makes me laugh – not because she’s sucking cake pops to feed her fat ass…but because seeing chocolaty covered dick tipped shaped things remind me off all the ass to mouth she does – being greek…where the vagina is the asshole and vice versa…

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Dogs VS Asshole of the Day

I have this theory that dogs are people too, because they possess the qualities humans aspire to have, from shitting in public, to kicking’ it all day like they are homeless..only to be fed, taken care of not to mention they are loyal, live and die for the pack, and are just ridiculously sweet and cute…and make men with no soul..or tarnished soul…blackened and broken souls…learn to love a living thing again…. So seeing a dude kick a dog, makes me mad, but seeing the dogs scare the asshole like a bitch, makes it better….I like seeing the underdog win…

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