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Yulia Terentieva Showing her Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yulia Terentieva is a model….who is represented by some pretty major people…and who has walked a lot of fashion shows….some major ones as recent as Paris Fashion week last week….She’s tall…she’s skinny and she’s not afraid to show titties for a photographer…which in turn makes her pretty fucking perfect…sure when a girl decides to leave Russia for the world of Fashion modeling…showing titties comes with the territory..and every model who is considered a top model…has been in at least one shoot showing titties…but I don’t think I will even get too much of that….or too much of the fact that fashion is as smutty as Glamour Modeling….they just don’t want you to know that so they surround these babes with Rolls Royces and keep it “Luxury”….instead of the gutter trash the Glamour Models are involved in…but at the end of it all..I get to see all their tits…almost making me a winner in all this…which makes no sense…cuz I’m actually a huge fucking loser…who never wins anything… Here are the pics

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Whitney Cummings Drunken Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to being with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits…. So I’m really not into Whitney Cummings…despite the fact that people like her, think she’s great and shocking, but most importantly…think she’s hot… It blows me away that she’s got two 2 shows running, making a ton of money, and her whole act is just obvious… But I guess it is easy to get famous…..when you play the system properly…and by properly, I mean getting drunk and flashing her ass on social media…because at her core…she’s broken…sad…starving for attention…cuz she knows she’s a fucking hack…which makes her a little more appealing to me…despite how garbage, like a parasite on the asshole of comedy that I think she is…. If you look close enough, you can see her soul…. The only female stand-up Comedian I have hope for is Melinda Hill…a friend of mine who will definitely not answer my calls once she makes it….She just put this video out about her bombing on America’s Got Talent….that is worth watching…both and and off mute…cuz she looks good doin’ it….and is kinda clever…which is saying a lot for me….

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Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why Maria Menounos is taking a shit in her bathing suit in the garden by the pool….but I am going to assume that it has something to do with the old greek anus….which thanks to all the love it has seen…no longer has the strength to resist or hold back an impending shit….you see cuz that’s what happens when it gets stretched out…. I just know that she posted it to the internet…and I like it…even if it means her asshole doesn’t have as much grip as it used to…

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More Kate Upton for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The flood gates open – or more appropriately…the fence gate at the pig farm has opened…and Kate Upton – the 19 year old with tits and body of a 45 year old mom…that is for some reason loved by all dudes who love tits….and all companies who realize tits get hits….giving her a second cover like she was Elle Macpherson or Cheryl Tiegs….or Tyra Banks…the dumpy white version….and the pictures are starting to be leaked slowly….kinda like you’d imagine her asshole does after she hits the all you can eat buffet…and based on her belly…you know she does that often….but like you…I’m down with her tits….

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Miranda Kerr in some Wedding Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I hate the idea of marriage and pregancy and family and commitment thanks to my horrible wife..and the life sentence she is…I really don’t mind looking at or even fucking other people’s wives…because I can tell how miserable they are in their situation and I don’t mind being so bad in bed with them to bring them hope in their old life and realize “hey, it’s not so bad with this asshole, compared to that Jesus Martinez motherfucker”….I am so good at it…I could start a marriage counseling company where my sole job is to fuck a dudes wife to make her love him again….but apparently it’s illegal to do that…. That said, here’s Miranda Kerr in some tacky, trashy, marriage lingerie…or lingerie you put a girl in to role play wedding night….god knows why you’d do that…cuz I hear that’s normally the last blowjob a man gets….

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Emily Osment in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Posted on November 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Haley Joel Osment is an interesting child star because he has become Emily Osment…. You know most child stars, when they are no longer cute or interesting to the public, you know after puberty….turn to drugs and self-destruction to deal with the rejection the world has thrown there way…but this proactive young man…said…you know what…I’m gonna do this girl thing cuz life is way easier for girls..girls don’t even have to be hot or pretty…they just have to be willing to get half naked… So here he is promoting himself in a bikini for his instagram….unless this is actually his “sister” and not just a front…but how would you explain them never being in the same room, at the same event, or in the same picture…. Exactly.

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Rihanna’s Instagram is Fun of the Day

Posted on November 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna has a fun instaram…from low quality…almost ghetto promo pics for Barbados…featuring parts of her…like her ass….and titties…along with nonsense captions….to her in a bikini showing off her decent at best body….to her controversial naked in bed with a wedding veil on picture from the day after Halloween….this girl…in all her craziness that was bound to happen…since being a ghetto, poor girl in the islands prior to being the biggest fucking thing ever….fucks a person up….and at least it fucked her up in a half naked way….I mean her life is crazier than a fucking lottery win….and she’s probably torn from all angles trying to make sense of it…especially since she’s all uneducated on top of it…so getting beat up and beating up….to telling us all to fuck ourselves..then producing pics to help us fuck ourselves…make Rihanna pretty fucking special to me….probably the best thing pop culture has to offer…and we should thank her for that via our collective masturbation.

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Gisele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on November 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gisele is pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby…or at least what I assume is Tom Brady’s baby since they are married….but at the same time I learned never to assume shit….because assuming throws out my conspiracy theory that this is movie magic make-up and that she’s just a tranny with a dick…that Tom Brady has his way with on the regular….via her asshole…cuz it reminds him of Football initiation games he grew up with…it’s all about team building…it’s not gay if it builds morale… Even if she isn’t a dude…pre-op…she’s still a pregnant girl in a bikini which as far as I’m concerned is equally unnatural. Here she is trying to draw attention to herself during Victoria’s Secret fashion week now that she is not part of that….

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Ashley Tisdale Sticking Tongue Out of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….this times he’s hiding behind pixelation…thanks to Instagram filters that make event he most rank girl look like she’s cast in the pages of an erotic magazine from the 70s….and really I prefer seeing less of her tongue and more of her hard work out body…because lets face it…even pixelation can’t save this face but as the girls around her get older and fatter…her body will carry her…and you know what…I am okay with that cuz hot bodies with hag faces are more fun to fuck than hot faces on haggard bodies….so keep up the good work…now put that tongue where it matters….on my asshole…you tease.

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Sojourner Morrell Jalouse France September Sept 2012 of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lesbian hipster with uneventful tits sojourner morrell ….showed her uneventful tits for Jalouse France in what was only a hot shoot if you have an equestrian fetish…you know all hard for a hot bodied rich chick on a horse or with a horse…all strong legged and capable of controlling a massive beast in riding pants and riding boots and a helmet that will protect her when she’s got her face pressed into a stable wall as you stable hand her from behind….shoveling her shit with your dick from the stall that is her asshole….if you know what I mean….

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