Vanessa Lawrens is some dude named Mario Balotelli’s wife or fiancé and she’s naked or at least topless in FHM France…because that’s what quality nude models with fake tits who seduce athletes because it is a good retirement plan do… I’m into it, I just wouldn’t be if I was a pro Athlete, I mean why bother marrying these gutter opportunist wallet fucking gold digging hookers who have probably banged hundreds of dudes before you to get the same outcome they are getting with you…They are at their prime now, fuck em and leave em, cuz you know they’ll let you fuck anything you want as they try to seduce you, and so many girls out there probably want the same thing milk it, never give in…make a reality show out of it….I mean quality wife material isn’t in magazines showing their tits…random sluts you fuck cuz you can are…so that’s what should be going down…not that I care, I’ve never heard of Vanessa Lawrens or her soccer husband, but I have seen their tits.
The first day the site hit over 150,000 visits was in January of 2004 because Maria Sharapova was on the beach in her bikini, pulling sand out of her vagina, because sand in vagina is apparently uncomfortable, unless of course she was just airing her shit out cuz she had a little too much ENRIQUE HEAT up in there…. So I have a bit of a love affair with this tennis star, who I used to love watching play, as she flashed her ass in thick panties, all sweating and grunting, like she was getting fucked on the court…. But these esquire pics remind me of how much all this has changed. I could post her fucking nakded and spread and no dude anywhere would say “holy shit, wtf, let me tell all my friends”…I mean shit, last week I put up a pic of Miley Cyrus Nipple, something that would have crashed servers in the early days, but that no one cares about, except maybe me, because fit girls and their athlete bodies age nicely, a decade later and I’d still like to be the irritant grinding up in her cunt…. Squirt Squirt / Gush Gush / Bounce.
Worst Lying Excuses These Celebrities Make Celebrities lie all the time. And sometimes they get caught. However, when they get caught, they usually come up with some stupid lie that nobody buys. Some of the lies are pretty convincing but others are damn embarrassing. We didn’t buy these dumb lies and neither should you.
Must be nice Which NFL All-Pro Running Back Lives In This Million-Dollar Mansion Via Realtor It’s fitting that this mid-west footballer’s new mansion has its own hollow. According to the Chicago Tribune, this NFL tailback recently scored a stately French-Normandy-style home in Mettawa, IL. The move comes after he parted ways with his longtime Vernon Hills home in January for $735,000. He paid $1.47 million for the 6,062-square-foot home, which offers a total of 5 bedrooms, 6 ½ baths and 4 fireplaces. Located roughly 45 minutes north of Solider Field, his new digs boasts boasts luxe appointments ranging from coffered ceilings to rosewood hardwood floors to various custom fixtures and built-ins. However, we’re much more interested in his new man cave, which, on paper, sounds pretty awesome. We’ll let the listing take it away: A curving staircase leads to the spectacular marble-floored lower level presenting an expansive recreation/game room faced in stone and accented with a massive stone fireplace, a fully equipped bar, well-appointed media room, a generous fifth bedroom suite with stunning bath, and ample storage. It’s a sweet man cave setup, but is it the best? Surveying other athlete man caves we’ve seen over the years, this ballers mantuary is on par with Derek Dooley’s man space, which goes deep with a football ottoman, wet bar and theater, and Greg Jennings’ wet bar-putting green combo. Any idea who he might be? Hit the flipper to see more amazing pictures of the house and find out who he is! Images via Realtor
Must be nice Which NFL All-Pro Running Back Lives In This Million-Dollar Mansion Via Realtor It’s fitting that this mid-west footballer’s new mansion has its own hollow. According to the Chicago Tribune, this NFL tailback recently scored a stately French-Normandy-style home in Mettawa, IL. The move comes after he parted ways with his longtime Vernon Hills home in January for $735,000. He paid $1.47 million for the 6,062-square-foot home, which offers a total of 5 bedrooms, 6 ½ baths and 4 fireplaces. Located roughly 45 minutes north of Solider Field, his new digs boasts boasts luxe appointments ranging from coffered ceilings to rosewood hardwood floors to various custom fixtures and built-ins. However, we’re much more interested in his new man cave, which, on paper, sounds pretty awesome. We’ll let the listing take it away: A curving staircase leads to the spectacular marble-floored lower level presenting an expansive recreation/game room faced in stone and accented with a massive stone fireplace, a fully equipped bar, well-appointed media room, a generous fifth bedroom suite with stunning bath, and ample storage. It’s a sweet man cave setup, but is it the best? Surveying other athlete man caves we’ve seen over the years, this ballers mantuary is on par with Derek Dooley’s man space, which goes deep with a football ottoman, wet bar and theater, and Greg Jennings’ wet bar-putting green combo. Any idea who he might be? Hit the flipper to see more amazing pictures of the house and find out who he is! Images via Realtor
When Olympic gymnastics gold medalist Gabby Douglas said the first thing she did to celebrate was go to McDonald’s, Michelle Obama died a little inside. Now the athlete is teaming up with the fast food chain, but FLOTUS can take solace in the fact that she’s promoting one of its new healthy recipes . Or at least healthier. Gabby Douglas For McDonald’s McD’s and Gabby are pushing the Egg White Delight McMuffin, made with 100% egg whites, lean Canadian bacon, white cheddar and a whole grain muffin. To celebrate, Douglas went undercover in Times Square to literally flip for the new product (see video above). What do you think? Would you try it?
What Would Ryan Lochte Do? A new E! show asks that very question, and the result looks completely ridiculous, even for a network that employs Kim Kardashian . “Don’t duplicate,” the Olympic swimmer urges. “Just recipitate.” And with that, we give you this amazing extender trailer: What Would Ryan Lochte Do Trailer The nearly-five-minute What Would Ryan Lochte Do? preview shows him showing off his “Lochte edge” shoes (whatever that means), partying, training, etc. In addition to gratuitous ab shots and footage of Ryan hitting on girls, we’re also treated to pearls of wisdom from the athlete, who has his own catchphrase. “If you say it like how it’s spelled, it’s ‘jeah.’ But that’s boring. No one wants to hear that. So you really have to put that enfidence on that ‘J.’ JA-EAH.” Consider yourselves smarter for having experienced this.
The 2013 Kids Choice Awards aired tonight in Los Angeles. And while Josh Duhamel may have hosted the event, the star attraction, as always, was the green goop that dropped on to the heads of so many winners. Who got slimed? Who took home the top prizes? Scroll down for a list of winners… TELEVISION Favorite TV Show: Victorious Favorite Reality Show: Wipeout Favorite Cartoon: SpongeBob SquarePants Favorite TV Actor: Ross Lynch (Austin & Ally) Favorite TV Actress: Selena Gomez (Wizards of Waverly Place) FILM Favorite Movie: The Hunger Games Favorite Movie Actor: Johnny Depp (Dark Shadows) Favorite Movie Actress: Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2) Favorite Animated Movie: Wreck-It Ralph Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie: Adam Sandler (Hotel Transylvania) Favorite Male Buttkicker: Dwayne Johnson (Journey 2: The Mysterious Island) Favorite Female Buttkicker: Kristen Stewart (Snow White and the Huntsman) MUSIC Favorite Music Group: One Direction Favorite Male Singer: Justin Bieber Favorite Female Singer: Katy Perry Favorite Song: “What Makes You Beautiful” (One Direction) SPORTS Favorite Female Athlete: Danica Patrick Favorite Male Athlete: LeBron James OTHER CATEGORIES Favorite Villain: Simon Cowell (The X Factor) Favorite Book: The Hunger Games series Favorite Videogame: Just Dance 4 Favorite App: Temple Run
2 Mommmms! Denver Nuggets Forward Kenneth Faried Joins Athlete Ally Gay Advocacy Group Via HuffingtonPost Denver Nuggets star Kenneth Faried has become the first NBA player to join an organization devoted to fighting homophobia in sports, and said he hopes his involvement will raise awareness of gay rights in professional basketball. Equal rights for the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender community is close to the heart of Faried, nicknamed the “Manimal” for his fierceness on the court. The 23-year-old forward was raised in New Jersey by two mothers, who married in 2007. Faried recently appeared with his mothers in a video for the advocacy group OneColorado, to encourage Colorado to legalize civil unions. “Becoming an Athlete Ally gives me the opportunity to spread a message of inclusiveness throughout the NBA and our country,” said Faried in a statement to The Huffington Post, referring to the non-profit group that advocates for gay rights in sports. “I have two moms and I love them both very much. I respect, honor and support them in every way. The bond I have with them has made me realize that I want all members of the LGBT community — whether they are parents, players, coaches or fans — to feel welcome in the NBA and in all of our communities.” As a member of Athlete Ally, Faried joins Brendon Ayanbadejo of the Baltimore Ravens, Chris Kluwe of the Minnesota Vikings, Scott Fujita of the Cleveland Browns, Connor Barwin of the Houston Texans, as well as professional international sports stars and college players. “In the last month, we have seen seven professional athletes around the world align with Athlete Ally,” said Hudson Taylor, executive director of Athlete Ally and a wrestling coach at Columbia University. “Kenneth is standing out not only as an incredible talent, but as an incredible ally. We are thrilled to have him on board and grateful to the NBA for its continued leadership.” Were sure Kenneth is a nice enough guy, but we’re not gonna lie, it looks like he has a very personal interest in seeing that gays are treated equally, and we’re not talking about his 2 moms… Image via AP
A Steve Harvey birthday celebration turned into an emotional on-air reunion for the comedian last week, as producers surprised the talk show host with a blast from his past. On January 17, Harvey took a satellite call from Rich Liss, a man who asked if the star still loved him – and who caused Harvey to immediately breakdown on stage. Turns out, Liss and his wife helped Harvey break into the comedy business, setting up a travel account for him and taking him in, as Harvey explains below. Watch the tears flow and the feelings be exchanged now: Steve Harvey Breakdown
