Does anyone have any clue who this Micaela Schaefer hottie is? Because I want to make sweet hump to her for at least thirteen minutes. Here she is showing off her amazing body in some bikini shots on the beach somewhere. Obviously they’re completely staged, but I’m not going to complain. What kind of hottie walks around alone half naked like this? There’s got to be a confused rich old dude walking around somewhere with pocket full of boner pills. Lucky bastard. more pictures of Micaela Schaefer here
I wonder how many times Beyonce has practiced this pose…I’m sure it’s been done over and over and over again in front of the mirror after eating a trough full of popeye’s chicken….embracing her gut like it was her baby….because that’s just the kind of cunt she is…one who thinks her giving birth is going to make the whole world happy she reproduced cuz she blessed us with the golden black Jesus…she loves herself….and the sad thing is that people actually care about this twat and her pregnancy even they don’t know the bitch and that’s weird….they are actually celebrating that Jay-Z slipped…knockin her up in a night I can only assume she raped him…forcing him to be stuck to her for the rest of his life…even though they’ve been married half a fucking decade…and reproducing is kinda what you do when you’re married…especially when you’re in love with yourself and want to drop some clones… I didn’t know it was the VMAs last night, and you know what, if Idid know, I still wouldn’t watch cuz I’m an adult, this shit is just smut, and if I’m gonna watch smut I’d rather watch actual smut I can jerk off to….instead of just get annoyed by…. But here are some of the sluts who were in attendence…because unfortunatley I post this shit all day …. and I haven’t figured out why…. Kim Kardashian’s Huge Ass….. Katie Holmes Alien Robot Pose… Britney Spears Looking Hot…. Nicki Minaj Trying Too Hard….Lookin’ Fucking Stupid… Katy Perry is Ugly….Even With her Tits….I don’t care what anyone says… Miley Cyrus is Elegant Trash… Demi Lovato’s Crazy Fake Tits are Fun… Jersey Shore Trash Since MTV owns them… Maria Menounos….for Old Times…. Kat DeLuna looks like a Trashy Pornstar….fake tan, fake hair, bad make-up…whore..now I gotta google to figure out who she is… Selena Gomez Sex Offender…. Jojo’s gone black….looking prepared to give birth and put the baby in the dumpster…. Victoria Justice is Boring now that I know she’s over 18…. That’s all I gotta say about that….
I don’t know why the paparazzi would take pictures of Bree Olson at her Playboy launch party….you know because she’s not actually a celebrity and her doing Playboy is pretty uneventful considering you can find her in some of the dirtiest porn out there….cuz she not only looks like a pig, but she is a fucking pig….one who I don’t think should get the attention she’s getting for being a fucking whore hired by Charlie Sheen…It’s pretty fucking pathetic…..but here are the pics anyway…. I’m just posting them cuz it is an excuse to post my original Bree Olson content I got being best friends with her for a couple hours…I didn’t fuck her…but probably should have even though we can watch her fuck thanks to Google, the biggest publicly traded porn peddler ….
I really like that this Lacey Scwimmer chick is trying so hard to get my attention, but I’m not sure she’s going about it in the right way. Here she is on the beach in her bikini top, giving us a decent look at the front meat, but did she really need to wear the dirty construction worker jeans? Half of me is really enjoying these shots, my lower half, the other half wants to ask her to help me build a deck or play on my softball team. At least make out with a hot chick or something. #flaccid
When I was a little kid in Mexican orphanage, I used to sleep in a similar shirt…it provided the priest with easy access, although it was hardly flattering to my body…no homo. It is safe to say, that’s exactly why this Vanessa Hudgens, recently fat, child pornographer for attention, only to turn on those giving her attention, but making us all criminals for looking at her nude pics…..because she doesn’t want the world knowing just how pig she’s turned…and the truth is who cares how soft she is, cuz I’ll always have a soft spot for her, as it takes a very special teenager, to take nude pics of herself as a masturbation aide to whoever she happens to be learning her sexuality with…cuz that generally leads to an early twenties pervese, sexually charged, period of experimentation she doesn’t mind sharing with us…unless of course she regrets those younger slut moments and turns prude on us…in which case…just be happy she’s given us what she has, in a time when she looked her best and not in a time when she looks like this… Here are the pics of her doing nothing important.
Attention since ‘Drop a Body’ video ‘is crazy,’ Joe tells MTV News. By Steven Roberts Fat Joe Photo: MTV News Fat Joe ‘s video for “Drop a Body” was filled with volcanic eruptions, lightning and a mountain of dead bodies, but when the video dropped in June, Joe’s appearance overshadowed all of that. A considerably slimmer Joe stood atop said mountain, raising eyebrows and the clip’s number YouTube views. Joe said he was just as shocked by people’s reactions to his weight loss, because he was just trying to save his life. “I’m not trying to impress nobody or nothing like that,” Joe told MTV News. “I’m just trying to get healthy so I can be here for my family and take care of my kids and live the life that was intended for me to live, so it was crazy when I started getting all this attention. Two weeks from now, CNN is coming to my house, Sanjay Gupta, a big special, and all this attention is crazy.” Joe said he was 360 pounds when he started losing weight, and after finding himself at much-more-manageable 260 pounds a year later, he still wasn’t satisfied. Initially, he wanted to lose weight because in the past year, several of his friends have lost their lives due to their weight. Joe recalled attending one of his friends’ funerals and seeing himself in that position. He knew then it was time to make a change. “I went to my friend’s funeral in the Bronx, and he was just the funniest, coolest dude on earth,” Joe recalled. “He’s got a daughter, she’s the same age as my daughter, and it just felt like I was there, and I could just see my family in the funeral and I was like, ‘Damn, he left his daughter, and she’s only 5,’ ” he explained. “That was the wake-up call. Then I just jumped on that treadmill and started eating right. It’s not rocket science: It’s the same thing they keep telling you to do, you actually just have to do it.” Joe said he always asked God why he continued to bless him, despite his past and him not being a perfect person. And then he realized his weight-loss battle might be his calling. He hopes that he can inspire others to do the same. “One of my boys lives in Detroit, he said he came out his building, he got two dudes that been the fattest dudes on the block forever, they have weights outside and was running around the block, and he was like, ‘Yo, what’s up?’ and they were like, ‘We on that Fat Joe wave!’ ” Related Artists Fat Joe
Attention since ‘Drop a Body’ video ‘is crazy,’ Joe tells MTV News. By Steven Roberts Fat Joe Photo: MTV News Fat Joe ‘s video for “Drop a Body” was filled with volcanic eruptions, lightning and a mountain of dead bodies, but when the video dropped in June, Joe’s appearance overshadowed all of that. A considerably slimmer Joe stood atop said mountain, raising eyebrows and the clip’s number YouTube views. Joe said he was just as shocked by people’s reactions to his weight loss, because he was just trying to save his life. “I’m not trying to impress nobody or nothing like that,” Joe told MTV News. “I’m just trying to get healthy so I can be here for my family and take care of my kids and live the life that was intended for me to live, so it was crazy when I started getting all this attention. Two weeks from now, CNN is coming to my house, Sanjay Gupta, a big special, and all this attention is crazy.” Joe said he was 360 pounds when he started losing weight, and after finding himself at much-more-manageable 260 pounds a year later, he still wasn’t satisfied. Initially, he wanted to lose weight because in the past year, several of his friends have lost their lives due to their weight. Joe recalled attending one of his friends’ funerals and seeing himself in that position. He knew then it was time to make a change. “I went to my friend’s funeral in the Bronx, and he was just the funniest, coolest dude on earth,” Joe recalled. “He’s got a daughter, she’s the same age as my daughter, and it just felt like I was there, and I could just see my family in the funeral and I was like, ‘Damn, he left his daughter, and she’s only 5,’ ” he explained. “That was the wake-up call. Then I just jumped on that treadmill and started eating right. It’s not rocket science: It’s the same thing they keep telling you to do, you actually just have to do it.” Joe said he always asked God why he continued to bless him, despite his past and him not being a perfect person. And then he realized his weight-loss battle might be his calling. He hopes that he can inspire others to do the same. “One of my boys lives in Detroit, he said he came out his building, he got two dudes that been the fattest dudes on the block forever, they have weights outside and was running around the block, and he was like, ‘Yo, what’s up?’ and they were like, ‘We on that Fat Joe wave!’ ” Related Artists Fat Joe
It looks like this Arianny Celeste hottie has decided to jump on the Twitter model bandwagon… Welcome aboard. Here she is showing off her tight body, sweet big breasts and flexibility. Yes please. I encourage more women to get on board with this kind of thing, take some pictures of yourself in sexy lingerie and post them on Twitter , apparently that’s what it’s for. Don’t forget to send them to me @HollywoodTuna1 .
There’s nothing quit like watching a mom ass in a pair of period friendly shorts cuz she’s likely menopausal and the only discharge she risks leaking out of her box will get tapped in her incontinence pad…doing errands…I mean other than watching all the other bitches in the world with better bodies doing their menial daily tasks like shopping for bikinis, studying for college exams, or getting drunk and dancing on bars….Don’t get me wrong Mom Body with period friendly shorts jacked up her ass is amazing…and all…cuz I have an addiction to wanting to see as many vaginas as I can on any given woman I happen to cross paths with….so I don’t discriminate…but I will say…Salma Hayek’s seen better mexican starlet with big tits days….but here are the pics anyway…
I don’t know if Jerry Hall is in a shirt or a one piece bathing suit….I stopped looking when I remembered that this is Jerry Hall today and not Jerry Hall in the late 70s…..I just know she’s on vacation even though her life has been a pretty huge vacation…. Sure I’ve posted picturs of her in a bikini but a lot can change to a 55 year old in just one year…you know that breaking point where she’s officially old and not worth a fuck….you know that point where even she says no to a bikini even though she’s accepted her body, is comfortable naked, but is just respectful of the on-lookers…..even though I still want to see her naked…. I’m more into her daughter Georgia May Jagger the Model ….and expect this gentle loving post about her mother to go straight to her vagina making me her obsession….it could happen..and her jealous older sister Lizzy Will Do Playboy to Get My Share Of Attention Jagger isn’t so bad either….
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