I know it’s been a long time since I’ve done any new posts on Micaela Schaefer , so I figured I’d creep research her Instagram to see what the German hottie’s been up to lately. And I’m happy to report that Micaela is definitely still living up to her title as the world’s best-dressed nobody. In fact, my future ex-wife even modeled the perfect outfit for our wedding. Enjoy.
Lui is probably my favorite magazine that I only read for the pictures. Mostly because the rest of it’s all in French, but also because they routinely manage to get major hotties to take their clothes off for their photographers somehow. Anyway, I don’t know how they swing it, but I’m just glad someone out there’s doing it. So enjoy this photoshoot from Hailey Baldwin pretending to be a real model. » view all 12 photos
WOW….girl must have lost her mind- or must be out of money – or must be desperate for some media attention so she’s stripping down into a bikini…and really, crazy or drugged out or not…she looks fucking awesome… She’s been fat, she’s been half dead, she’s been a fucking mess for so fucking long…and seeing her doing such a low level campaign makes me think I have a chance of mananging her – or at least promising her great things that she’ll believe because she’s at rock bottom…and if this is rock bottom…I’m into it…becauase she looks fucking awesome, is humbled….imagine having been on a TV show and this is your life…HILARIOUS… She’s either photoshopped to shit, botoxed to shit, or just bloated and I love it. The post Mischa Barton is Thirsty – GET HER SOME WATER of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Baldwin gets the hang with the cool kids, I mean that has been her whole tactic her entire career – that is hardly a career and is more a rich and famous dad – putting her in the same location as other rich kids in LA….. NOW she is part of the exclusive crew of girls – who are “legit” models naked in a porn magazine that re-branded as a naked model site and it works…people post the fuck out of these pics – because we like when models are naked, but also when rich kids trying to be models are naked, and when anyone is fucking naked…and I get to look because naked is wonderful…. I didn’t find all the pics yet, so I can’t tell if she’s got a pussy with a clit that looks like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at us….knowing her – she probably didn’t put the pussy out there, her parents are christians…that’s not how Christians do things, instead they act like vapid money grubbing superficial and narcissistic cunts…showing off their naked or half naked bodies for more followers than JESUS…because they are the mesiah…in their minds…and it feels good when they have everything else in their life… Here’s some of her social media insta stories to let you into how big of a useless cunt she is…. A Quote from her momma… The post Hailey Baldwin Did Lui Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know about you dudes, but I’m starting to get pretty glad that Christmas is almost here. Not because I’m excited for presents or anything — I’m pretty sure I’m not going to wake up to find a busty supermodel under the tree this year. No, I’m excited because it means we won’t have to suffer through the daily disappointment of checking out these lame LOVE Advent videos, only to find that they ruined another hottie. Today, it was Hailey Baldwin ‘s turn to dance around in lingerie, and unlike some of the others, this video actually could’ve been good. You know, if they’d remembered to shoot it in focus.
According to my sources, Hailey Baldwin is pretending to be a Guess model these days, and here’s her latest shoot for the company. And don’t get me wrong, Hailey’s hot and all, but she’s just not a real model. If you ask me, she should stick to pretending to be famous on Instagram. There’s no shame in that. Lots of my favorite hotties do that full-time these days. It’s a totally respectable career path. » view all 14 photos Continue reading →
Ireland Baldwin is the worst – and now her body matches her overall demeanor – you know an “outside reflects the inside”…unless you’re into 6 foot 3 tall bitches who weigh over 200 lbs….and I guess you probably are – because they have big tits…and can subdue you in a choke hold…PORN TO EVERYONE… Maybe she’s not that bad, I mean she was pushing the social media thing aggressively – and was on a really solid path to be what Hailey Baldwin accomplished for the family, vapid, blonde, Kardashian endorsed low hanging fruit…while this one just went dark, lesbian, dark lesbian…who ended up in Rehab….as expected when her public life started with her dad – the guy who plays Trump on SNL – calling her a worthless pig. HILARIOUS. Because he was right. She’s blocked me on all social media, so maybe I’m bitter, because I shouldn’t be so mad about a girl in the ocean showing nipples…I should be more like “DUDE NIPPLES”…but I can’t see past the hatred I have in my soul for these rich, useless, entitled monsters….even when they are big enough to break me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ireland Baldwin Creepy and Large Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Andreja Pejic is apparently an Australian model…but with a name like Andreja Pejic, it’s safe to assume that she was imported to Australia by some pervert dude in the sex trade….who bought her off some “Dark Web” message board…and realized she was tall and could pay back his initial investment a bunch of times over… I guess when it comes to all models, they don’t really need to be Eastern European named to be deemed sex workers. They all hang out with rich guys for their money and lifestyle…like vapid little tarts…that it is safe to say they are…the second these girls see money, or exclusive parties, their vaginas fucking explode…even when they pretend to be down to earth…because I guess it’s easy to get sucked in, sucked up, while sucking in and sucking up the cum ejaculated from these dudes… Jokes…Andreja Pejic is originally ANDREJ….born with penis…but has since had the penis removed….it started out as a male model and now this LA company is milking the trans movement to be controversial, or to have a story that PR will love…so they cast it…and I get joy out of knowing people don’t read the site and just see a babe in a dress showing some skinny model legs and tits…..when really there’s a very different story in those panties…one that involves dicks being cut off….but the PROSTATE still in place….LOLZ…so good…. The post Andreja Pejic in Dresses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Baldwin’s life or relationship with her father must be an interesting one…at least based on pictures of her butt shot for her social media…that you’d expect from someone who really needs the attention or followers…maybe a cam girl trying to make that last 100 dollars for her car payment….or some girl with loose morals who thinks posing like this is empowering, while it is really just shameless and causes other girls to be insecure about their less hot ass, in a “bragging” that her ass is something you can never have but instead can stare at, while being pretty fucking trashy despite having access to the best schools, the best culture, and everything that the general public, who as a whole are far LESS trashy as a whole that her, even the garbage drug addicts with herpes dripping off their faces in middle America eating a bucket of cheese puffs….than this “model”….bullshit….lie…nice ass though… The post Hailey Baldwin’s Butt Shot for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .