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Isabeli Fontana in Lingerie for Old Times of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Isabeli Fontana is the old mom of a model who is still modeling lingerie…decades after she was hired by Victoria’s Secret at 15 or 16 to model their lingerie in their catalog…meaning the brand PAID A 15 or 16 YEAR OLD girl they imported from Brazil to get into her panties…like they were Jared from Subway…but it was before the internet really existed…or could ruin them…and the general public just let it fucking slide…and the photographer hired…was never charged as a sex offender…but I would advise against you shooing pics of a 15 or 16 year old in your basement in her Lingerie…even if you’re a Roman Polanksi in training…you’ll be treated less like the panty mall brand…and more like a fucking criminal you are…because the world is not fair when you are protected by billions of dollars and a Limited Liability Corporation…. So keep buying your panties from Victoria’s Secret…you hypocritical Jesus freaks fully absorbed in your mall brand… mall shopping habits…while Isabeli, hot even when old and a mom Isabeli…poses for some other brand… The post Isabeli Fontana in Lingerie for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian Terrifying Ass, Kendall in the Shower, and Kylie’s New Face of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Khloe Kardashian is on the whore train because she’s a Kardashian, at least in theory and probably not in genetics, her dad is OJ…but they do share the same hooker mom…so she gets it… She also gets that if you get plastic surgery, people will like you more than they did when you were just the big, scary, black loving because black was the only thing risk taking enough to stick their dick inside her, funny girl…left in what would be their basement to clean up after the hot sisters… So I guess she’s proud that at 35, she can finally be as close to Kim as she’s always wanted to be, by whoring her ass on the internet…for their app that I can’t imagine people buy…but that people buy… While she was doing that, Kendall Jenner…was taking pics with top fashion photographers…. and Kylie Jenner on snapchat….showed off her plastic surgery goals…I hate these idiots… The post Khloe Kardashian Terrifying Ass, Kendall in the Shower, and Kylie’s New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Annalynne McCord Blows Kisses

Posted on September 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’ve always had a little crush on Annalynne McCord . Obviously, her career hasn’t really taken off since 90210, but it doesn’t stop her from doing photoshoots with Instagram photographers and showing up to movie premieres. Here she is blowing kisses at the “The Perfect Guy’ screening. I like to think that those kisses are directed towards me since I’m without a doubt the perfect guy. At least that’s what my mom tells me each and every day when I head downstairs into the basement to play on the computer with my online friends. » view all 12 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Ashley Benson’s Vintage Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson posted her ass flash in a pair of what may be black panties…while climbing on rocks…in what I guess is her being full of action and adventure…on some great expedition…that is probably the most fitness she’s ever had in her life…and possibly the last time she broke a sweat…at least based on her doughy looking face and tits… My favorite part of what is her best work on screen is her cunty, angry, spoiled brat sounding “stop filming”…the kind of video you find of an ex girlfriend that reminds you want you killed the bitch and buried her in the basement / got broken up with by her when she found a better man, only for you to spend the next year crying about it because you’re a fucking bitch… But her ass in jeans isn’t that bad… The post Ashley Benson’s Vintage Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blake Lively VS Tomatos of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you had told me Blake Lively or really any girl rolling around in tomatoes was erotic, I would have called you crazy, actually, i wouldn’t have, because I know as well as you do, that to the right person, anything is erotic…from used tampons in public washroom bathrooms, to shit filled panties, to the most disgusting of thing you can think of…. I just wouldn’t have thought that I saw anything interesting or exciting in anything Blake Lively and her big mom potato head participates in, but I guess the white t-shirt was good strategic planning… because see through shirts…under any and all circumstances…on any and all girls…wet from any and all substances…is erotic…whether it is participating in a cultural experience, like this or in a kiddie pool in my basement, it is a good enough time for me. The post Blake Lively VS Tomatos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Crystal Hefner Is 29 Going Onto 55

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Normally, I like a Playboy model as much as the next degenerate on the Internet, but I have a hard time figuring out Hugh’s latest “wife”  Crystal Hefner . See, according to Google, she’s 29, but according to my eyes, she’s a 55-year-old cougar. I mean, don’t me wrong, I’d still take her out motorboating, but I always thought cougars were supposed to be into younger men… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Meet Hottie Holland Roden

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t watch MTV’s Teen Wolf , because I’m not a 15-year-old (I just have the maturity level of one), so I can’t say I recognize Holland Roden here. But after seeing the ginger cutie at a fundraiser for Children Mending Hearts, I might have to start. Because funds aren’t the only thing Holland’s helping raise here, if you catch my drift. (I’m talking about the Little Tuna, just so we’re clear.) Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Victoria Silvstedt Is Hard At Work

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We haven’t seen Victoria Silvstedt in so long, I was starting to worry she lost her job or something. But not to worry, because here she is back at work. Now I know some of you will probably say laying around on the beach all day in a bikini isn’t a real job, but that’s the same thing my mom told me about sitting in her basement looking at chicks in bikinis all day. And I think we all know that’s not true. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Victoria Silvstedt Is Hard At Work

Posted on June 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

We haven’t seen Victoria Silvstedt in so long, I was starting to worry she lost her job or something. But not to worry, because here she is back at work. Now I know some of you will probably say laying around on the beach all day in a bikini isn’t a real job, but that’s the same thing my mom told me about sitting in her basement looking at chicks in bikinis all day. And I think we all know that’s not true. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Sonya Gorelova for Vogue Spain of the DAy

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s an amazing model named Sonya Gorelova who I have barely heard of…I just know she’s from the Ukraine and fucking amazing… I don’t know if she’s as bight as the Ukrainian Sandwich making fox I posted earlier, but she’s still a fox…a fox that has taken the route of fashion model, rather than sex worker on webcam like the other Ukrainians all thanks to being tall… Unless I am wrong about her, and she’s actually like a Joanna Krupa, who was raised in the USA from the age of 2…but pretends she’s Polish because it’s good for marketing…when really she’s just some Chicago hooker who hangs with rich guys… I am too lazy to dig deeper into Sonya..but if she was in front of me…I would probably try to get deeper into Sonya Gorelova…it’s just the natural progression of our relationship, first I fall in love, then we make love…otherwise it throws off the momentum…I figure if you put it out to the universe it will happen…and by put it out to the universe I mean staring at these pics to see if my penis eventually moves… The post Sonya Gorelova for Vogue Spain of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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