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Mom VS Protesting Son of the Day

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you don’t know anything and you live in a cage in the basement because you were a cute kid and some pervert abducted you for his religious cult to be his child bride…like Courtney Stodden and her sex tape… You probably have heard about the riots happening in Baltimore, and in some sister cities fighting police brutality against black people, even though I’ve seen stats that more white people are killed by cops yearly, and that some of the people killed by cops have been veteran criminals…not that that makes it right…and not that cops are awesome, don’t profile, or whatever…but the whole idea of protesting is so irritating…it’s a good opportunity to loot and get a free TV, but that in and of itself is annoying…because it diverts from the real issue at hand…and I guess this dude’s mom agrees with that as she punishes her kid for participating… The post Mom VS Protesting Son of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mom VS Protesting Son of the Day

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you don’t know anything and you live in a cage in the basement because you were a cute kid and some pervert abducted you for his religious cult to be his child bride…like Courtney Stodden and her sex tape… You probably have heard about the riots happening in Baltimore, and in some sister cities fighting police brutality against black people, even though I’ve seen stats that more white people are killed by cops yearly, and that some of the people killed by cops have been veteran criminals…not that that makes it right…and not that cops are awesome, don’t profile, or whatever…but the whole idea of protesting is so irritating…it’s a good opportunity to loot and get a free TV, but that in and of itself is annoying…because it diverts from the real issue at hand…and I guess this dude’s mom agrees with that as she punishes her kid for participating… The post Mom VS Protesting Son of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Fox Is Chilly

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s been freezing out near me this week. And I guess the same goes for Megan Fox , at least judging from the case of nippleitis she’s currently got going on these pictures. And all of a sudden, it’s starting to feel a whole lot warmer in here. At least in my pants region, anyway. Thanks Megan! » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Joanna Krupa Really Knows How To Dress

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’m not really sure what Joanna Krupa is doing for work these days, but I have a feeling giving me monthly pants fires probably doesn’t pay the bills. Still, here she is out in LA showing why she’ll always be my all-time favorite reality star whether she’s working or not. And in case she’s looking for a new gig, I’ve got a show I think Joanna would be perfect for: it’s called the Real Housewives of My Mom’s Basement and we start filming as soon as I can convince one to show up. Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Nina Agdal’s Ass for Instagram of the Day

Posted on April 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal has a bit of a retard look to her…because of her big Danish forehead…but unlike the retard you’d expect her to be..she’s not wearing a bike helmet or riding a retard trike because retards can’t handle two wheelers, but instead, she’s not wearing much at all…and posting it to her instagram for her pervert fans who only follow her because Sports Illustrated told them to…and because her ass is amazing… I figure this is a sign of her career slowing down, a little “look at me, I’m still here”…just not for long before ending up with some rich dude, as these girls do…and while she prepares for the end…in her version of filling the basement up with supplies for the end of the world…but way nicer to look at… Here she is for Macy’s…in one of her last campaigns… The post Nina Agdal’s Ass for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bow Wow Explains Why He & Erica Live With His Mom.. In The Basement!

Posted on April 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Game Of Thrones Girls in Magazines of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I don’t find the girls on Game of Thrones hot, but I have a feeling that there are a lot of virgin losers, I’m talking to you, who love everything about these girls, strictly because they are on Game of Thrones, and your whole love affair with dragons, and fairies amd all that other bullshit, fantasy, virgin loser stuff outweighs everything about these girls…and that fantasy shit is the reason you created a shrine in your basement, where you plan on marrying the blow-up doll version of one of these girls…because that’s what very very very lonely people do… So here is Natalie Dormer for SELF Magazine Here’s Emilia Clarke for Hollywood Reporter…where she announced that she turned down the Fifty Shades of Grey part because she doesn’t like being naked…which translates into Emilia Clarke doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway because I guess a new sexon is about to happen… The post Game Of Thrones Girls in Magazines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons BBW Erotica of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sophie Simmons is following her mom’s lead…and posing half naked as a model…despite not really having the look that her mom had when her mom was doing Playboy…in an era where they would cast hot girls…and not just any entitled brat or willing to get naked girl could get into the magazine…there was a level of prestige, quality control, making the whole thing erotic…but now that the world is filled with rich kids…entitled kids…kids who were on a TV show to help their dad make more billions of dollars…and their mom, in her expired model glory get a taste of that fame she once had… So she’s just another entitled rich kid, almost too fat to get naked, even though I would argue that no one is too fat to get naked, even if it is more of a comical thing than a hot thing, who instead of getting a real job, she’s getting her big titties out…knowing that at least her dad’s loyal fanbase will jerk off to her, because they do anything and buy anything he feeds them…as long as it says KISS on it…and this one of a kind collectibel…isn’t made in China…it was made in California…and thus probably has no soul..but does have tits…and tits are good…we like tits…it’s really the only reason we’d look at a BBW for any other reason than scientific ones…. The post Sophie Simmons BBW Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian Hits the Gym of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Seeing as her biological father was a professional athlete, before being a ex-wife killer..it would only make sense for the monster Kardashian to channel into her genetic code and hit the gym to try to lower that body fat percentage, but the reality is she’s more into just getting fat transfers, as this hip hop girls on instagram do, to give their asses more fat…while taking it out of their stomachs…it’s a thing that I like to think pigs like Kim Kardashian perpetuated… The fact is that the monster Kardashian, got her face rebuilt, because the public teasing her for being a monster made her realize she was a monster, and that her millions of dollars she has access to thanks to her sister’s porn career, could be applied to getting work done to make her look like all the other plastic faced girls with fat asses and fake lips…but then again, it could have been free, because based on Kim K, it seems like there is a surgeon on staff…and an operating room in the basement of their mansion… The truth is she looks better than ever..even though I hate this look…so I guess fake asses, plastic surgery, no panties in leggings, on a monster…make the monster something I’d let sit on my face…it’s like put a fat ass on anything and like a black dude, I’ll try to get up in it….and I’m not sure what that says about me…but I’m sure not very much more than you already know…and that is that I have no standards, I am a pervert and I’ll put my tongue in fucking vile things… The post Khloe Kardashian Hits the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj is Really Bad at Instagram of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I try not to spend any time on instagram. I find it fucking boring and I generally don’t give a fuck about the amateur photoshoot any motherfucker sets up in his basement with some random girl willing to show her tits that I happen to follow because I like girls who show their tits…. The whole thing is pretty fucking repetitive, low quality, and like anything, if you over saturate something, it totally devalues it. So what was maybe exciting or different 4 years ago, is now just bullshit noise that sucks…even though people still use it…and some of those people indclude Nicki Minaj…and she’s so bad at at… Last night, she posted all these pics of herself…I guess she liked her outfit…or maybe she couldn’t decide which one to use…smile or no smile, fuck it I’ll post them all..and I just find the whole thing fucking weird, but then again, this is some girl the record label pulled out of acting school to become Black Gaga, who they decided to turn into Lil Kim…she’s got no real identity…but it’s funny to watch her try, I guess, if you find things that are totally not that interesting funny….which luckily I do. The flaw in this…not enough ass implant shots.. The post Nicki Minaj is Really Bad at Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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