I don’t know what I’m doing wrong, but I’ve been blogging for years and I’ve never once been invited to this Leather and Laces Super Bowl Party. I mean, it’s got everything I look for in a party: a bunch of hot lingerie models in leather and an open bar. So here’s Behati Prinsloo making me wish I’d gotten to spend last night bugging her to play some two-hand touch with me instead of in my basement surrounded by my friends the Little Tuna and a bunch of pizza boxes. Oh well. There’s always next year. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
I think this is Anne Hathaway’s attempt at being erotic…wearing a lacy top under a see through enough top….which reminds me of see through shirts of the 80s…it was in trend and if you were alive in the 80s, you probably got hard to teachers, mothers, cafeteria workers, wearing the same shit…that you may notice if you can see past her freaky clown smile… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
People love Maria Menounos, which amazes me because who the fuck is Maria Menounos. She hosted some network television entertainment show, in an era when we weren’t forced to watch the shit like it was Mary Hart and Leeza Gibbons. back when the American people had 4 fucking channels…meaning…you motherfuckers consciously, despite having unlimited options, watch her smut…talking about celebrity assholes…but not actual celebrity assholes, because at least that would make the show interesting, especially if Maria Menounos was out comparing her asshole to theirs, because she’s greek and that Asshole is her vagina… All this to say…she’s in a bikini and no one should care…
I don’t know why “Anna Kendrick Face” isn’t a meme, or an expression used to describe an annoying looking face. I have tried to watch movies that have her in them, and despite trying to like her not because everyone likes her and she’s getting work because of it, but because I feel sorry for anyone who has that “Anna Kendrick Face”, even when that “Anna Kendrick Face” makes her millions….because it’s just creepy….I can’t describe it – but it starts with her mouth… Then I remember, all these overpaid bitches deserve to be scrutinized about their faces, because they put it out there, instead of hiding in the basement where their faces may belong…all because someone told them they are cute or funny or they have a relative in the business….who knows…
Here is my all-time favorite hottie Sara Malakul Lane and I felt I needed to share these amazing pictures that I stole from her Instagram with you on Thanksgiving because I know for a fact that in the next year Sara is going to be one of the biggest household names in the industry. There is no other actress/model who even compares. I’ve been doing this site for ten years and never has their been a beauty that has blown my mind and pants off like Sara.
As you can tell I’m raiding hotties’ Instaram pages today since I’m all alone in my basement on this Thanksgiving because my mom was invited to a party and I wasn’t. Don’t feel bad for me, I still have my online girlfriends. Here is Canadian goddess Alyssa Barbara . Finally, Canada has stepped up to the plate and provided us with a real babe and for that we should all be thankful. It only took 147 years. » view all 12 photos
Apparently the twerk game will need a robotic revival in the future… Basement Jaxx – “Never Say Never Feat. ETML” EDM videos are often on the crazier side…but this new clip from Basement Jaxx envisions a dance -less future where “Twerkbots” are necessary and are taught how to properly throw that azz in a circle by able-bodied Black women at manufacturer’s headquarters. Peep the clip: Interesting stuff, riiiiight? If you liked what you heard, Basement Jaxx’s new album JUNTO hits stores August 25.
Mert & Marcus are the photographers who shot Amanda Seyfried for something too fancy for me called Cle de Peau …..I am assuming it is make-up, but I don’t really give a fuck. What I am interested in, is how fucking amazing they made this girls face look. I mean if she was actually this pretty, I wonder why it doesn’t translate in anything that she does…it’s like she’s got no self esteem, despite her millions…or maybe she has too much self esteem…I don’t know what being an unshowered, unkept, lazy bitch for the paparazzi means..It’s either “I’m so hot, I don’t need to get made up…or I hate myself and I’m a slob”…and based on the fact that she fucks Justin Long…when she could fuck anyone…even if he’s a dot com billionaire thanks to being paid in Apple stock for being the Mac Guy…she can fuck anyone who isn’t Justin Long…making me think…he’s more of a hate herself than love herself too much to bother… Either, she looks like this..and I love it…and I can’t even see her big tits on her little frame…so that means she’s pretty fucking good, because I love big tits on a small frame and have liked monsters because of it, but this face could have no tits, it could be in a box in my basement, and I’d still want to stare at it…but maybe that’s because I have other decapitation issues to deal with…. Either way, good face.
Possible Robot created in Tom Cruise’s 100 million dollar lab in the basement of his 100 million dollar home because Tom Cruise is a leader of Scientology, since it is the only place int he world where he’s not gay – Katie Holmes… She has ventured out into the world on her own, without him, I mean at least that’s what she wants you to think, since she still probably sees him thanks to sharing a devil alien baby – and money…you know he’s the “Charging Station”…now that the contract has expired and he’s gone onto find more beards…in a horribly boring storyline… And in her journey, she’s got herself Topless in Glamour..in the least erotic way, we can blame her robot programming for that, because Tom Cruise and his engineers weren’t the best when it came to figuring out how to make a woman sexy…I assume the conversation was like “putting a 12 inch black cock on her isn’t the best solution TOM”….”Yes, I know you are paying me, but a 12 inch black cock will defeat the purpose of making you a wife”… Here are the pics.
Epic Meal Time are hometown heroes. The host was a stoner in his basement playing video games who decided to make a pizza out of fast food and now he’s a youtube millionaire making ridiculous breakfast sandwiches with Arnold Swartznegger… for what I assume is a Charity…or an ad…but still pretty hilarious. I don’t really keep track of the web series but that doesn’t mean I don’t like the host, or more importantly his hot mexican girlfriend….but this was blowing up my Facebook, and I got a kick out of it, because Arnold is fucking ridiculous…
