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Behati Prinsloo Knows How To Dress

I don’t know what I’m doing wrong, but I’ve been blogging for years and I’ve never once been invited to this Leather and Laces Super Bowl Party. I mean, it’s got everything I look for in a party: a bunch of hot lingerie models in leather and an open bar. So here’s Behati Prinsloo making me wish I’d gotten to spend last night bugging her to play some two-hand touch with me instead of in my basement surrounded by my friends the Little Tuna and a bunch of pizza boxes. Oh well. There’s always next year. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Behati Prinsloo Knows How To Dress

Don’t Go HAM: 5 Ways to Make Any Holiday Party Healthy

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I think I hit a record this year! I’ve been invited to so many holiday parties, I am going to have to Rent The Runway…

Don’t Go HAM: 5 Ways to Make Any Holiday Party Healthy

Angry Bird Beef: Angela Stanton Comes For Phaedra Again On Twitter, Puts Her Jailbird Friend On Blast

Angela won’t stop until she pushes Phaedra’s wig back. Angela seems like a bitter bird. At the end of the day, it was her choice to steal cars or do whatever illegal activities that landed her in jail. Phaedra did not put a gun to her head. Angie should have been invited to the reunion…she would have turned that isht all the way up. Phuck Twitter beef, who do ya’ll think would win in an actual fight? Our money is on Angie. Continue reading

Angry Bird Beef: Angela Stanton Comes For Phaedra Again On Twitter, Puts Her Jailbird Friend On Blast

Angela won’t stop until she pushes Phaedra’s wig back. Angela seems like a bitter bird. At the end of the day, it was her choice to steal cars or do whatever illegal activities that landed her in jail. Phaedra did not put a gun to her head. Angie should have been invited to the reunion…she would have turned that isht all the way up. Phuck Twitter beef, who do ya’ll think would win in an actual fight? Our money is on Angie. Continue reading

Cheryl Burke and Kelly Monaco on the Beach of the Day

I don’t really know who Cheryl Burke and Kelly Monaco are…I just know they have something to do with Dancing with the Stars…but more importantly…they are rocking out at Malibu beach house I haven’t been invited to because no one likes me – I like to think it is because they fear I will drink all their liquor, lick all their women, snort all their cocaine, and they are probably right, but they are in Malibu, rich and can afford me, and that’s why they should re-work that strategy….I mean sure I’m no Cheryl Burke or Kelly Monaco…writing that just depressed me….I must stop this post now….and burry myself in being irrelevant…because I don’t even know who they are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Matthew McConaughey to Wed Camila Alves… This Weekend!

In the male stripper-based Magic Mike , movie goers will get to see Matthew McConaughey nearly naked. But Camila Alves will get the full, real thing up close and personal this weekend, most likely tomorrow night, sources confirm. That’s because she and the actor will finally tie the knot! The couple has been dating since 2006 and has a son (Levi) and daughter (Vida), but McConaughey didn’t propose until this past December and no wedding date has been announced. However, reliable insiders tell E! News that McConaughey and Alves have planned an intimate ceremony for the latter’s home state of Texas at some point in the next couple days. Only select friends and family members have been invited and workers have signed nondisclosure agreements. So allow us to be among the very first to say: CONGRATULATIONS!

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Madea’s Witness Protection Poster: Which of These Things Doesn’t Belong?

You I asked for it, you got it: The first poster for Madea’s Witness Protection , which finally brings Tyler Perry’s muumuued menace to Manhattan. It’s about time! Also: Who invited Eugene Levy ? This isn’t an Olsen twins movie , for Christ’s sake. Whatever. I’m just heartbroken to have not been invited to this set. Or was this the one that burned down? I can’t keep any of this straight anymore.

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Mayra Veronica Busts Out The Big Guns

I’ve seen a lot of weird pictures in my day, but this is just off. Here’s busty nobody Mayra Veronica out to dinner with that little strange youtube dude who lip syncs on his webcam in his bedroom. Believe me, I’m just as confused by these shots as you are. I’ve been working in the internet business for years now and not once have I been invited out to dinner by some busty nobody looking for attention…. And I’m fully grown dammit!!

Kourtney Kardashian Chooses Family Over Scott

Baby daddy Scott Disick may have been invited to dinner with Kourtney Kardashian’s parents, but let’s not call it a warm family reunion just yet. Although the group dined…

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