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Lindsey Wixson by Amanda Charchian for Garage of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsey Wixson is one of the weirdest faced models around, but instead of being locked in the basement like the redheaded freak she is is…and instead being condemned by the church after being put up for adoption by those parents…for being the spawn of satan she looks like….she got into modeling…and I guess acting… So instead of being seen as a demon who you would assume would eat the souls of everyone around her…she started walking runways and doing ad campaigns to eat souls in a more marketable and luxurious way… So instead of fending for herself in the forest, or as a child hooker left on her own to fend for herself..she did her surviving off cum and drugs…on yachts, with famous people, and paid for it with her money…she made just standing around… Well now she’s older and naked and I’m into this weirdness…because unlike most models she’s got a belly and some titties…things I don’t like but when they are on some creepy sci/fi fantasy creature they claim is human…I find it compelling…. The post Lindsey Wixson by Amanda Charchian for Garage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears – Hot Mom Ass Eating Hot Dogs in Hawaii of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If there is one thing you need to seee today, it’s hot Britney Spears getting her face stuffed with a hot dog, and that’s not just because I have a hot dog fetish and love watching girls eat hot dogs, that is just part of the reason why I love watching this video, the other reason is because I know that if Spears wasn’t under the prison sentence of her parents who make the dancing monkey they created dance like a monkey to make that money, she’d be 500 pounds…but instead she’s got this hot ass in a bikini – despite being a mom…and I guess this is just proof that locking a woman in a cage in your basement and letting her out to fuck dudes for money to pay your rent – is a great way to keep her from getting fat… Not that I am against fat girls, I mean they are disgusting, but sometimes you need disgusting to appreciate skinny and not disgusting, and sometimes you need disgusting for comedic reasons like making disgusting eat as many cakes as disgusting can before dying or passing out from diabetic shock.. I am a Britney Spears fan…as long as I don’t have to listen to her music…except maybe “Everytime that shit brings tears…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears – Hot Mom Ass Eating Hot Dogs in Hawaii of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Garbage Bikini Selfie of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is garbage, like her dad’s dick that he’s announced he is chopping off for his gender reassignment surgery – he’s committed to getting done in September – because he’s tired of being called a fair weather tranny, or a cross dresser and wants the real female experience, where his dick is slit into some kind of orifice, where his dick head is made into a clit that still shoots loads since they don’t remove the prostate – making his woman experience very different than any female I’ve experienced, but close enough, a parody of a woman maybe…but let him play make-belief while everyone buys into his nonsense, gives him support, because that’s politically correct to not mock trannies – even when they are cut from a terrible, the worst, family cloth…..but making fun of their vapid, barely hot – but skinny “model” daughter who can push product….is ok…. The post Kendall Jenner’s Garbage Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy

Posted on August 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just saw that Kate Bosworth was in Montreal the other day – and I stupidly didn’t know this before she was here – and I didn’t go profess my love for her by throwing my semen at her – before getting arrested because semen is a controlled substance that you’re not legally allowed to throw at people – even if you’ve been saving it up in a jar next to your bed since you first saw Kate Bosworth in whatever it is she was first in….only to have her drop charges after tasting it and realizing it’s sugary goodness…making her addicted to my sperm and hiring me as her sperm factory she locks in her pool house making her a shot a day….because that’s the kind of fantasy I have… I like that she’s skinny, I like her legs, her face, she is what all girls should look like, so if I ever made billions and could build a woman producing lab in my basement…we’d factor in a little bit of this in the design… She’s old and still looks like this… The post Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy

Posted on August 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just saw that Kate Bosworth was in Montreal the other day – and I stupidly didn’t know this before she was here – and I didn’t go profess my love for her by throwing my semen at her – before getting arrested because semen is a controlled substance that you’re not legally allowed to throw at people – even if you’ve been saving it up in a jar next to your bed since you first saw Kate Bosworth in whatever it is she was first in….only to have her drop charges after tasting it and realizing it’s sugary goodness…making her addicted to my sperm and hiring me as her sperm factory she locks in her pool house making her a shot a day….because that’s the kind of fantasy I have… I like that she’s skinny, I like her legs, her face, she is what all girls should look like, so if I ever made billions and could build a woman producing lab in my basement…we’d factor in a little bit of this in the design… She’s old and still looks like this… The post Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tsanna Latouche for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Posted on July 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tsanna Latouche is modeling lingerie for Agent Provocateur…interesting name, but what is in a name, when all I care about is the ass. I don’t even remember the names of people I meet or people I like or girls I want to fuck or do nude pics of in my basement apartment – I’m like “who was that bitch from tinder who said she’s filler her ass up with playdoh and shit it out for an artistic shoot”…I just don’t remember…and I guess that makes us all fucking losers missing out on my art that is really just weirdo fetsih shit…in the form of playdoh shit…High concept… Speaking of High Concept here’s a shoot for Agent Provocateur, the Sugar Baby and Instagram whore’s most favorite lingerie to wear – even if it’s just stylized mall brand at high end prices – they don’t know better – they just know what is expensive is obviously better – since dude who she rims everyday after he shits like she’s his toilet paper – I’m talking to you Seacrest – is paying. Catalog pics are boring… The post Tsanna Latouche for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Corn Eater of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The best meme of the weekend and a reminder than I can’t keep up with the internet – because people in all different timezones are online all day and they are following celebs on social media and they have access to the same paparazzi pics I do…making me pretty fucking obsolete, but the good news is that I already knew it…was well aware as I was sitting in my basement apartment, mold filled palace built of internet money that allows me to coast these golden years … So someone took her funny tweet and posted it over the picture in question – and it was simple, elegant and made it real…it tied it all together like a masterful dance my use of the internet just couldn’t pull off because I don’t think in terms of social media – I hate social media hence why I am on a sinking shit…but at least I’m here to write captivating commentary on Hilary Duff Sucking Corn, it’s a wholesome midwestern fetish, but dudes love all phallus based mouth on dick like things…and Hilary Duff in and of herself is a fetish of her own to her fans…so here it is. The post Hilary Duff Corn Eater of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Petra Nemcova’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to Tsunami all over her womb….with my dick…only instead of trapping her in a tree while her fiance gets washed away…never to come between us…I want to trap her in my basement…so I can have her all for myself….and she ends with her pregnant…if she’s not too old for that…so that like the last Tsunami, she can have nightmares about it for the rest of her life…. You can never have too many TSUNAMIS….. She’s in Cannes, she’s in a bikini, she’s resurfaced after being off the radar for a while, something she’s becoming known for, we call it CLASSIC Petra…”where did she go”….”did you look up the tree”….and I guess in everything she does…it’s to keep her lost Fiance’s memory alive…even photoshoots with other photographers…like they did together..like he didn’t matter…like life can go on without him…because it can and it does… I like her hair, it looks cum curled…my favorite. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Petra Nemcova’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Dormer Goes to Events of the Day

Posted on February 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Natalie Dormer is some Game of Thrones girl people want to fuck, because Game of Thrones is a huge show and Natalie Dormer is the hot girl in it…all thanks to people like fairies and dragons and scifi/fantasy….and mainly thanks to scifi/fantasy dudes liking girls…because they never get to fuck them..as they are too shy to talk to them…until they use their nerd powers to invent something massive, become billionaires, and model pussy throws itself at them…. But then again, there are a lot of nerds with no nerd work ethic, or no nerd intelligence, they just sit in the basement eating junk food, playing videogames, watching movies, talking to other nerds passionately about banal shit that doesn’t matter while chronically masturbating…not showering..and stinking up the god damn bus with their unshowered cum soaked pathetic lives…They also like Natalie Dormer…. Here she is at Zoolander 2…or did they do something clever and call it Zoolander TOO…or something more fashion oriented, a movie that offends me at its core because it reminds me that Hollywood is out of ideas, doesn’t take risks, and run after bullshit repeat business, even if the stars of said repeat business are old, boring and the joke is done… But at least Natalie Dormer showed cleavage…she’s got a weird face… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Dormer Goes to Events of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cumface Hilary Duff of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff is old, fat, or as she likes to call her 160 pound body, fit….it’s muscle mass from her 400 pound deadlifts and squats she does with her ex husband’s hockey trainer, to get strong on the outside, to help her get strong on the inside in her recovery…as these famous people, even those who don’t do that much anymore, but who were famous as kids, have a lot of emotional issues that I am sure they let all their friends know about, seeing as their friends are on payroll and not quite friends at all, but more “I get to hang with Hilary Duff, I’m so Lucky, I can’t ruin this, I like to go on great trips, I’ll just be so fun, easy going, on my best behavior so I get invited back”….groupies…people love fame…but I guess those groupies aren’t as creepy as the ones who have followed her since she was 16 in everything she did as she built her Stuff By Hilary Duff billion dollar empire…and don’t care that she’s 30 now, they still crave her pussy.. Well, those are the people I talk to, I write for, I do this for…the kind of people..who are so socially awkward, I’d be terrified to hang out with, but wouldn’t really have to deal with that awkwardness, because they’d be too busy locked in the basement jerking off to this chubby girl with cream on her face that they can pretend is their cum….pervert weirdos…so crafty in their weirdness.. The post Cumface Hilary Duff of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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