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Megan Fox Shows Us Her Good Side

I’m stunned by these pictures, I didn’t realize a magazine like Elle could do such a hot photo spread, I like it. Here’s Megan Fox getting really damn sexy in the pages of the fashion mag. Obviously the girl is hot, but bending over a sink in a little pair of undies? Come on. You can’t get much better than that. I guess she could be doing it in my bathroom while I soak in a bubble bath, but you know what I mean.

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Naked for Burberry of the Day

I guess transformers projected this model who used to get naked for fashion to a whole other level of model….you know making the big money and not being forced to show actual nipple for some new burbery scent campaign…. It seems like just last year….I’m talking July 13th last year….bitch showed her nipple for fashion…I guess doing the ground work to be a household name knowing her movie star career was coming….you know getting the whore who gets paid to get topless out of her system….something I hope is part of her moral fabric….cuz I’m down for the tail-end of this career to hit when she’s forced to do everything naked just to pay for her mortgage…and least that’s what I’m hoping for, cuz I like desparation, even though I know she’ll easily find a billionaire man to lock herself into via marriage…and the only nudity we’ll get out of her is paparzzi shots of her tanning topless on a yacht… What a waste of a perfectly willing to get naked for money slut…..

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Jojo the Twitter Slut Trying to Make a Comeback of the Day

Remember when Jojo turned 18 and no one rememebered who she was…except maybe the black guy she started dating for a bunch of years who made the last of her virgin loser fans disappear…cuz they couldn’t let the idea of her turning 18 turn them off of her…if anything it was the date they were waiting for to solidify their fantasy wedding but they could let the idea of her vagina being ravaged by a black dude make them quit her…. Well she’s back, and she’s trying to get noticed by being sexy…or as sexy as she can….cuz as far as I’m concered she’s never been hot…not even a jailbait fetish could make me convert to ever say she’s hot… But at least she’s trying…little gully slut…

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Rachel “Boring” Bilson is Still in a Robe of the Day

I don’t know, this robe fetish is getting fucking boring. I should have expected that from Bilson, who is pretty uneventful as a person…or at least a celebrity…because she just doesn’t do the song and dance I like for the paparazzi….you know the cry for attention, pussy puppetry, in a “Notice me, I matter” kind of way….leaving her pretty fucking useless for my purposes, I mean until I buy the farm next door to hers in Canada, in which case, watching her in her robe will be on a whole other level of amazing, cuz I’ll have my telescope aimed at her bathroom, and she probably won’t be wearing clothes under it, even though she seems like the kind of girl who bathes in her one piece bathing suit….and you know what, it is always the girls who bathe in their one-piece bathing suits who are the dirtiest fucks…all that suppressing their inner slut shines behind closed doors… So if you’ve got a fetish for mom looking bitches looking like they are walking their kids to the school bus at 7 am…showing a little lower leg as a tribute to the sex appeal they once had…hiding the goods they’ve still got cuz they are shy…then these pics are for you…. Here she is walking around in dumpy clothes…like she’s got her period clothes…or like she’s doesn’t want guys to pants her and shove their dicks inside her clothes…

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Rachel “Boring” Bilson is Still in a Robe of the Day

Anne Hathaway Is A Sexy Ghost

Earlier today I had pictures of Anne Hathaway in a lame ass see through dress for Paris Fashion Week and now I’ve got her dressed as a corpse for something called The White Fairy Tale Love Ball . I don’t get it, does she want us to completely stop thinking of her in a sexual manner? because that’s what’s happening. She looks like she’s been dead for years, like a ghosts who haunts my house who I’m convinced watches me do my bathroom business. I’m sure of it, and not number one either… Sicko.

Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here’s Eva Longoria’s Mexican whore ass in a bikini hanging out with some new cock she’s been fucking because that’s what Mexican whore ass does…it fucks…cuz they don’t know what else to do with themselves as using that whore pussy was what made them all this money and gave them all this fame they didn’t have before….the same money and fame so many whores wish for…making this whore pussy the cream of the whore pussy crop….a whore pussy so commited to whoring the pussy that people in other countries care to notice her whore pussy ass in a bikini…..So stupidss…

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Ginger Spice Water Ski Bikini of the Day

Here’s some hot mom fit body being all active and shit cuz being married to a lazy slob who is at the point in her fat life that walking to the bathroom is too much of a work-out and 80 percent of the time, she just shits herself, some of the most vile shit you can imagine, or that you’d expect from a woman with the eating habits it takes to get to her stature…. Ginger spice is all water skiing, one of my earliest memories of seeing a pussy during sport when I was down in some resort town one summer when my mother was prostituting to some guy with a family villa down there….all pubic hair and ass thanks to the pull of the boat and the wind on her twat making this, like all pictures – porn to me…

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Dr. Conrad Murray: No Plea Deal in Michael Jackson Case

Dr. Conrad Murray is reportedly adamant that he will not accept a plea bargain of any sort in the Michael Jackson involuntary manslaughter case. Sources say Dr. Murray feels so strongly about his innocence that even a plea offering zero jail time would be out of the question on principle. Not that the L.A. County District Attorney is bending over backwards to offer such a thing. Prosecutors believe they can and will win the case. Dr. Murray’s defense revolves around the fact that only two people were in the room around the time Michael died, those being Murray and Jackson. The doctor insists he did not administer the fatal dose of Propofol. His lawyers’ theory: Murray left to go to the bathroom, a frustrated MJ woke up, administered Propofol on his own, overdosed and killed himself . As for why he was providing Propofol to start with, Murray hopes MJ’s last rehearsal footage will show “warning signs” that he was a lost cause. Michael Jackson passed away two years ago today. What do you think of Dr. Conrad Murray?

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Olivia Munn Attempts Some Fancy Cleavage

I’m not sure I’m a fan of nerd princess Olivia Munn when she’s all dressed up like this, it just doesn’t look right to me, she needs to be out in a nice pair of jeans and a tight Space Invaders t-shirt or something. That’s the Olivia we all know all love, not this classy broad who looks like she should be filling seats at the Academy Awards while some real star is busy taking a dump or doing blow in the bathroom. Back to basics princess.

Lauren Lee Smith nude

Lauren is nude talking on the phone in the bathroom looking horny with those cute tits Continue reading