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Pure Comedy: This Home Intruder Calls 911 On Homeowner While He’s In The Shower

It’s only March and we are filing this under the Top 10 greatest moments of 2011. This dude breaks into a woman’s house, takes a shower and then calls 911 on the homeowner because he thinks the owner of the house has a gun… Pure F**KERY!!! Peep This 911 Call! This woman is not scared of this man at all. By the way she’s talking, we’re surprised she didn’t try to go in the bathroom and snatch his assets out… SMH!!! What is going on in this world!!!

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Vanessa Hudgens Wet in Details of the Day

The biggest news of the day thus far is Vanessa Hudgens posing in Details, which is funny because I don’t think anyone knows who she is anymore, but if you want a refresher, she is the girl from Highschool Musical who was dating a gay for the sake of Disney’s contract with her, which I guess is up cuz now she’s single….but more importantly, she posed in some self-shot nudes, that I doubt were staged cuz she woulda waxed….making her a hero in the eyes of perverts everywhere…hoping her influence on girls transcends generations… Here she is in Details, doing what she does best, whoring. To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow THis Link GO

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Alessandra Ambrosio does Pilates of the Day

As a fat man who doesn’t like doing much more than sitting. Who considers the increased heart rate from a bad hangover to be working out. Who gets out of breath in what must be an asthma attack, or just an fat attack when walking to the bathroom from the comfort of my seated position….I like to see bitches training, cuz bitches have a responsiblity to upkeep their sex appeal while dudes have a responsiblily to make a lot of money to fuck those bitches, while I have a responsibility to post the shit, cuz unfortuantely that’s not how it always works out and some of us dudes are broke and some of us dudes have fat pig wives who aren’t what we thought they’d be after marriage, who collectively got together with their girlfriends and said “after the first baby, we eat and fucking eat til we can’t eat anymore, cuz all these years we’ve deprived ourselves”….so it’s nice to fantasies about the ones who kept their end of the deal….whether a multi-million dollar modeling contract was involved in motivation her or not is irrelevant… Send these pictures to your wife saying – “Look at these pictures, why isn’t this you, oh right, cuz she’s not eating a chocolate cake, and is actually working out, you fat pig, who lied to me…you fraud bitch….” It is Valentines Day after all….

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Time to Take a Break to Stretch of the Day

I sit all day. I don’t really believe in physical activity cuz whenever I try it, I feel like I’m going to die. I figure trying to get off the couch to the bathroom is enough of a fucking challenge for me, that I don’t need to be bothered going to the gym and turning into some frat boy faggot who stands naked with his dudes after a great game of racketball to prove how comfortable and confident he is with his dick, refusing to be the firt to put his pants on, cuz that would mean he was intimidated by the other dude, …not to mention all the bitches in spandex who would probably end up luring me into the lockerroom to watch them shower in what I thought was inviting looks, but was really looks of disgust that I misinterpreted….it is all way to complicated…so I just watch videos of people working out, ideally bitches, ideally stretching, cuz shit is porno and good for you…

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Snooki and JWoww to Face "New Challenges" on Jersey Shore Spinoff

Snooki and JWoww, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley, will be facing some serious life challenges on their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff pilot . The question is … are they up for them? Mortgages, career decisions, toilet paper … this is a reality show about coming of age. And coming on to hot guys while showing major cleave. The “story line” for the new show, which is separate from Jersey Shore season fou r: Snook moves in with JWoww, but cannot deal with real-life problems. When they set out to by a $1.5 million pad, for instance, they don’t know what a mortgage is … or how to write a check for that matter. They’re not smart. Then again, maybe we should cut ’em some slack, since they were just distracted by the “hot mortgage broker.” There’s a contradiction in terms for you. Conflict also erupts, according to a script obtained by TMZ, because Snooki … gasp … “made a mess of the bathroom and didn’t change the toilet paper.” She also “ate a ton of JWoww’s food.” Is there any way this won’t be a hit?!

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Britney — Would You Like Toilet Paper with That?

Filed under: Britney Spears , Paparazzi Photo Britney Spears cheated on the bathroom at the Starbucks near her house when she stopped of at a McDonald’s in Calabasas to use the restroom. Don’t hold it against her. Read more

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Britney — Would You Like Toilet Paper with That?

Filed under: Britney Spears , Paparazzi Photo Britney Spears cheated on the bathroom at the Starbucks near her house when she stopped of at a McDonald’s in Calabasas to use the restroom. Don’t hold it against her. Read more

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Retracing Darwin’s Steps, and Managing the Human Impact on the Galapagos Islands

When considering history, it’s important not to get too stuck on just looking at what’s already behind you. All photos credit: Collin Dunn The difference between visiting the islands largely untouched by humans and those once habited by people is pretty stark. After seeing the pristine, un-invaded island of Fernadina, we stopped in Egas Port, on the island of Santiago, to retrace a few of Darwin’s steps, and see what can happen when humans have a hand in writing the natural history of the Galapagos. … Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Turn Black Friday Green, Part I: KIND Towels

Photo Credit: Joel Fitzpatrick If you must shop the day after Thanksgiving , at least buy something sultry and green. Joel Fitzpatrick, famous for making Hush Puppies a household name, has launched KIND towels to put a little desire back into your cloth goods. The line is all-natural, un-dyed, unbleached , certified

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Michael Brea: Charged with Gruesome Murder

Michael Brea has officially been charged with as gruesome a crime as one can commit. The small-time actor was discovered inside his Brooklyn apartment yesterday morning, covered in blood, clutching a bible and standing near the bathroom where police found his 55-year old mother’s dead body. Reports indicate Yannick Brea had severe cuts on her head, countering sources who originally claimed she was decapitated. Police had to subdue Michael with a taser. Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly told The Associated Press that officers found the 31-year old actor – who appeared in Step-Up 3D – “in a bedroom… with a 3-foot sword.” After undergoing a psychiatric evaluation at a Brooklyn hospital, Brea was arrested on charges of murder and criminal possession of a weapon.

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