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Whitney Port’s Sloppy Bikini Pictures

As far as bikini pictures go, these are by no means the hottest, but I’ll take what I can get these days. Here’s Whitney Port hanging out on the beach somewhere on what looks like a cloudy day, not that I care all that much about the weather, but I would like to see her laying out a little more. I’m still not convinced this chick is an outright hottie, she’s pretty and all, but she needs to work on her boobage presentation. It’s a little sloppy for my taste. Don’t they make more supportive bikinis than this?

Celebrity Seeds: Halle Berry Has A Blast With Nahla In Malibu Until The Paps Come And Ruin Their Day

It was all good til the cameras started flashing. Halle Berry And Nahla Disturbed By Paparazzi On The Beach In Malibu Okay, so Halle may have a legitimate gripe with her lawsuit to move her kid to France. Nahla is definitely not a fan of photographers. Halle Berry was spotted enjoying a nice afternoon with her daughter Nahla in Malibu that was semi-spoiled by the paparazzi. Just look at how happy she is before she spots the cameras. Hit the flip to see her reaction once she sees them.

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REVIEW: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World Falters With Forced Romance

If the world were ending imminently — say, in three weeks — would you throw off the shackles of social confines and indulge in every crazy impulse the moment inspired? Would you seek out your loved ones in order to spend your last days in their company? Would you just stay put and continue on as normal right up until the final moment?  Seeking a Friend for the End of the World , the directorial debut of  Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist writer Lorene Scafaria, combines a deviously tragicomic take on the approaching annihilation of mankind with a irritatingly unconvincing and unnecessary love story. Until romance reluctantly but unavoidably creaks into the story (seeking a friend, my ass), the film starts off so well, exploring the most prosaic of upcoming apocalypses as seen through the eyes of Dodge ( Steve Carell ), a man whose life has been largely unexceptional and is now about to come to an end, along with most everyone else’s. (One of the film’s nice touches is an overheard radio broadcast about how the planet’s best and brightest are being gathered into some kind of ark — a standard issue global cataclysm plot point never touched on again, because the characters in this film aren’t exceptional enough to be plucked up.) At the outset beginning, he and his wife listen to a news announcement about how a last effort to stop a giant asteroid headed toward us has failed, and that impact was in an estimated 21 days. She looks at him, and then runs for the hills, never to be seen again. For a while, Dodge keeps going into work at his insurance company, where his boss notes that the few remaining employees are allowed to dress like it’s casual Friday every day, and wonders if anyone would like to take over as CFO. On the TV, there’s news that air travel has ended and cell phones are no longer working. At a dinner party being thrown by Dodge’s friends Warren (Rob Corddry) and Diane (Connie Britton), polite talk about what attendees plan to do with the rest of their time (one member suggests she’s going to finally take that pottery class she’s been meaning to) devolves into wild debauchery, getting the children drunk and someone arriving with hard drugs like you would a nice bottle of wine for the table. “I regret my entire life,” Dodge says, and seems ready to let that be the sentiment with which he waits out Armageddon, until he has a chance encounter with his neighbor Penny ( Keira Knightley ), a flaky, teary Brit who has just broken up with her boyfriend Owen (Adam Brody) and now mourns the fact that she has no way to make it back to England to see her family one last time. She also has a pile of his letters that were accidentally put in her box — three years worth — including one from his high school girlfriend saying he’s the love of her life. Penny has a car and Dodge knows someone who has a plane, and the two make a deal to help each other get where they need to go. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World is primarily a meander through random encounters on the road toward Dodge’s old sweetheart, most of them wild-eyed but sweet — aside from a riot that springs up in Los-Angeles-barely-pretending-to-be-New-York, where the pair live, the film’s world is good-hearted even when faced with impending doom. Whether encountering survivalists or the dedicated, giddy employees of a chain restaurant, everyone quivers with a delirious what-the-hell vibe that’s melancholy and amusing. Our obsession with the apocalypse is stronger than ever — it practically merits its own movie subsection, if its too scattered to be a genre. There’s no reason why the end of the world shouldn’t get the romantic comedy treatment, but the connection that springs up between Dodge and Penny feels awkward and forced. It’s not just that Carell is 22 years older than Knightley, or that the process in which he falls in love with her consists of him staring puppy-dog like while she weeps on the phone to her family — it’s that the idea of two people finding an unexpected connection to one another and offering up kindness in desperate times is actually much more touching than the insistence that they’re last-minute soulmates. Carell and Knightley have no spark of romantic chemistry between them — in fact, they actually clash in more interesting ways, with Dodge being a morose wet blanket and Penny coming across as a disaster who tends to allow major mistake to happen and then cry about them. The things they stumble onto — dinner in an abandoned house, a line of people headed to the beach — have a warm, wistful tangibility to them, in the way that you’d think the conscious gathering of last experiences would. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World ‘s effusive declarations of love just seem like the stagey stuff of movies — they’ve got nothing on the moment in which Dodge lies on the carpet and listens the Walker Brothers’ “The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine (Anymore)” on vinyl while he waits for the earth to be destroyed. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Stripper Files: Octomom Sued For Neglecting Her Stripper Duties

Octomom Sued For Missing Stripper Engagements Octomom even fails at slutting. SMH. Nadya Suleman, or Octomom as she’s still fondly labeled, is being threatened with legal action from T’s Lounge, a classy strip joint in West Palm Beach, Florida. Suleman was scheduled to perform July 11-14, but she canceled her limited engagement earlier this month. According to Octomom’s rep, Gina Rodriguez, Suleman was turned off by a T’s Lounge bartender, who said, “She must be a little crazy. Normal people don’t have that many children.” How dare he. But no, normal people don’t get impregnated with eight fetuses at once — and I can say that, because Octomom is not scheduled to perform at my strip club. In the wake of the potential lawsuit, Rodriguez stands by her client, and insists that Suleman pulled out of the stripping gig for legitimate reasons. Nadya will not be appearing at this club in July or in the future. Nadya felt defamed and was in fear for her life to step into a club where they have already set a negative tone. “In fear for her life” doesn’t sound like an overstatement or anything. Naturally, Suleman plans to countersue T’s Lounge for defamation. She has retained an attorney, who is apparently not Gloria Allred. Someone explain this whole thing. What kind of human beings would pay or want to see Octomom buck booty buff? Ew times 25. Source

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Melissa Satta wet nipples

Melissa Satta is quickly becoming one of our favourite models with those lovely big tits of hers and here she is all wet showing off some sexy nipples in a bikini on the beach Continue reading

Erin Andrews Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t need to be a peeping tom for this attention whore….who is really not worth going to jail for…especially when your peeping video is what put her useless ass on the fucking map to begin with….dude goes to jail for 2-3 years and she gets on the fucking news like she matters….. I mean like she matters more than being some half naked attention whore on the beach rockin’ the most ridiculous fake tits….which she doesn’t, but she likes to think she does, as some kind of sportscaster, when all that she really has going for her are some ridiculous fake tits and some fame from a peeping tom video that went viral….which unfortunately is more than enough for me and that’s why I hit her up on twitter….only to be ignored at least once… Who cares….bikinis are amazing…even on 35 year olds. TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK AND TO SEE EVEN MORE PICS OF HER IN HER BIKINI FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Maria Menounos Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

I am a big fan of Maria Menounos ….I mean as big a fan as I can be of goat milk loving Greek chicks who aren’t fat and hairy and covered in olive oil like most greek ladies I know…you know maybe it is cuz she’s all Hollywood, or maybe it is cuz SHE ONCE FLASHED HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH ….allowing me to know exactly what her vagina looks like…..quite possibly a virgin vagina….cuz you know how those greeks are….all about their secondary vaginas….also known as their assholes….

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Melissa Satta Flashes her Nipple on the Beach of the Day

Melissa Satta is some Italian showgirl, whatever the fuck that means, I am thinking either a glorified stripper, or a back-up dancer, who probably isn’t showing a large group of people for the first time in these pics, if anything, it is probably her thing, that’s why she invested in implants, you know cuz implants always lead to more money for girls in the service business….and by service I mean whores. Luckily, she is also some Soccer or “Football” if you’re a Euro, groupie/slut/WAG/ girl who socceer dudes knock up and marry cuz Soccer dudes love whores who respect their need and understand their need to fuck other sluts in neighboring cities, but don’t complain about it cuz they like the good life soccer fame brings them, cuz in Europe soccer players are Gods… Here is her nipple flash on the beach…. TO SEE MORE HOT PICS OF HER HOT ASS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Red Hot Chili Peppers Heat Up Bonnaroo’s Saturday Night

In their first appearance at the festival, RHCP unleash raucous energy. By Mary J. DiMeglio Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Anthony Kiedis Photo: Rya Backer/ MTV News MANCHESTER, Tennessee — In a two-hour set that absolutely flew by, the Red Hot Chili Peppers proved Saturday night that they’re still the hardest-working band in the business. Their incomparable energy was on full display in their first Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival appearance as they tore through their nearly 30-year catalogue. A little more than two months into a tour schedule that has them performing nonstop through the end of November, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees opened with “Monarchy of Roses,” the first track on their most-recent release, I’m With You . “Factory of Faith” and “The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie” also represented that disc. Highlights included the RHCP classics “Give It Away,” “Suck My Kiss,” “Under the Bridge” and their cover of Stevie Wonder’s “Higher Ground.” As if his bass playing isn’t impressive enough, Flea deftly made his way across the stage in a handstand. The bassist clearly caught Bonnaroo fever, gushing, “I feel peace and love and kindness everywhere I walk around here.” He praised the weekend’s earlier performances from St. Vincent, Dumpstaphunk, Santigold and the Roots, calling Radiohead’s Friday night set “so f—ing beautiful.” RHCP, who will headline this year’s Lollapalooza , also pulled out “If You Have to Ask” from 1991’s Blood Sugar Sex Magik and By the Way cut “Throw Away Your Television.” On a very warm night that had festivalgoers running through the fountain at 2:30 a.m., Skrillex brought huge smiles to the faces of EDM fans. Also Saturday, metal legend Alice Cooper’s show packed That Tent, which earlier in the day hosted a succession of hard rock and punk acts, including Bad Brains, Flogging Molly, Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan’s Puscifer and Danzig. Hip-hop also had a strong showing, as the Roots, Das Racist and GZA performing Liquid Swords with Grupo Fantasma all got heads nodding. Childish Gambino projected the lyrics to “You See Me” on the giant screen behind him so his fan boys and girls could sing along. Friday featured Radiohead, Feist, Ludacris, Foster the People, and Mos Def and Talib Kweli as Black Star. The festival wraps up Sunday (June 10) with the Beach Boys, Phish, the Shins, Fun. and Bon Iver. Are you at Bonnaroo? Share your review in the comments below! Related Videos Bonnaroo 2012 Gets The Party Started Related Photos 2012 Bonnaroo Music And Arts Festival Related Artists Alice Cooper The Roots Skrillex Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Kate Hughes nude

Here’s a damn awesome gallery of pics of Playboy model, Kate Hughes showing off her new lingerie. Continue reading