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Marla Maples Bikini Pictures

It might seem weird to have pictures of some old bird who used to be married to Donald Trump in her bikini on this site, but I wanted to mix it up a little. I need to keep you perverts on your toes. Here’s Marla Maples casually hanging out on the beach by herself, walking alone, playing in the ocean alone and for some reason holding a surfboard alone. These aren’t staged at all. Actually, I don’t really give a crap wether they’re staged or not, she’s a pretty hot cougar on the prowl in a bikini and that’s all that really matters. Enjoy.

Reacting To The Newest Episode Of Lost: "The Package"

After the breakneck pace of “Ab Aeterno,” it was time for Lost to slow down a little bit. The latest episode of Lost , the Jin and Sun-centric “The Package,” brought things back down to Earth, but like a good game of chess, the pieces are all moving into places. “The Package” brought back one of the most important pieces on the Lost chess board, too, a character we’ve been patiently waiting to make a return to the Island and confuse us with more time madness. Good episodes are likely ahead. See you in another life (aka below the “read more” tag), brother. Let’s discuss “The Package.” Patrick Klepek, Still Locked Up With Walt In Room 23: 1) There’s something fishy going on with open wounds on Lost . It was mentioned at one point that the “sickness” only infects someone with an open wound. Sayid was shot, then submersed in the Temple and became “sick” after an interaction with the Man in Black. Jin’s leg was ensnared in Claire’s trap, creating a large open wound — perfect for infection, right? In last night’s episode, Man in Black tells Jin he should let the wound air out, a piece of advice that Jin doesn’t seem to keen on. And when Sun is tending to her long-deserted garden, Man in Black conveniently shows up the moment after she cuts her finger open. There’s something going on with Man in Black’s fascination with open wounds. I suspect you can’t be “infected” without one. 2) Jack Shepard is a confident man these days. The back-and-forth between him and Sun on the beach reminded me in more ways than one of conversations Jacob’s had with people he’s trying to convert. Jack spent that conversation ensuring he has Sun’s trust and confirmed that trust with a handshake. Man in Black and Jacob both tend to seek a handshake or place their hand on someone they’re looking to manipulate, leading me to believe that our boy Jack may have already become the new Jacob. That one’s a bit out there, I know, but the coincidences are starting to add up, so I’m going to throw it out there officially: Jack is the new Jacob. 3) “The Package” ended up referring to one Desmond Hume. It’s taken far too long for Desmond to return to the Island, but there’s probably a good reason for that: he’s going to really mess things up for everyone. “The rules don’t apply” to Desmond, as Faraday once told us, and that could mean interesting revelations for both Jacob and the Man in Black, since their whole Island-based game is based on a set of specific rules the two of them have to follow. If Jacob and Man in Black are two forces balancing each other out, can Desmond tip the scales? Joseph Baxter, Planning To Sue Rosetta Stone After Running Into A Tree: 1) After coming off a tour de force of answers and revelations from “Ab Aeterno,” we knew “The Package” was probably going to find the show taking a breather. Despite that, I still took the prospect of a Sun and Jin-centric episode as a strong possibility we’d actually get to see their big reunion. From our perspective, it has been two whole seasons since the sometimes-happy couple had been together, and their big moment in the spotlight this season seemed like the right time, as bigger things were certainly on the horizon. Well, no dice, but Lost is the kind of show that can fail to meet one’s expectations yet still prevail. In this case, we got a bit of a lifeline on this front, in Jin’s new status as Widmore’s prisoner/DHARMA liason. Plus, the moment where Jin got to browse Sun’s camera and see pictures of little Ji Yeon for the first time, knowing that he’s missed a part of her childhood was absolutely touching. The buildup has been successfully refreshed and at this point, I wouldn’t have it any other way. 2) It’s interesting that little Ji Yeon has been brought up. We found out last night in the sideways that Sun was pregnant. Conventional thinking might have one believe that Sun being mortally wounded (in the stomach, no less) has somehow put little Ji’s sideways existence in jeopardy. However, we know via Juliet’s “Prime World” examinations on Sun, that her daughter was conceived on the Island. The conception process is not one that has the kind of poetic leeway that would have one particular person able to be conceived in different scenarios. If my parents opted to conceive a month earlier than when I was, then it wouldn’t mean that I would be a month older. It would mean that I would not exist! Therefore, let me throw a bit of a Hail Mary out there: Ji Yeon is the “Kwon” candidate. Why? Because she was conceived on the Island and doesn’t exist in the sideways world, which could make her an anomaly who is uniquely special. I also get the feeling that the sideways world is without an “official version” of Desmond, either. His presence on sideways Oceanic 815 was not only hugely anachronistic, but he appeared to be aware of something that everyone else was not. It was almost like he was on that plane knowing that it was connected to some event, making sure that it went as planned. Very Jacob-like. 3) We’ve seen Lost utilize parallel play in the past, but in “The Package,” the concept seemed to be in overload. A few examples. Last night, as an act of his newly-solidified faith in the Island, Richard concocted a plan to destroy the Ajira 316 plane to prevent Smokey from leaving the Island. Yet, in season 3’s “The Man From Tallahassee,” Locke’s restored faith in the Island inclined him to destroy the old DHARMA submarine used by the Others to prevent Jack from leaving the Island. Deja vu much? Last night, we saw Smokey chase-down Sun while she was tending the garden, only to result in her getting knocked out. In season 2’s “The Long Con,” in a plot hatched by Sawyer, Charlie attacked Sun, knocking her out while she was tending the garden. De ja vu much? Last night, Widmore’s people ambushed Team Smokey with a barrage of stun darts. Yet, in the season 2 finale “Live Together, Die Alone,” the Others used stun darts to subdue the Lost ies after Michael’s double cross. Additionally, that two-part episode’s big shift was also a grand reappearance of, get ready for it…Desmond. 4) The infamous Paik Rolex makes its return. In this case, we learn that its sideways world destination was to be part of a pay-off by Mr. Paik to kill its carrier, Jin. Whether or not that was its intended purpose for Paik’s properly-married son-in-law doppelganger may be something we’ll never know. Ironically enough, its status as “death swag” in the sideways is almost the exact opposite as its fate in the present world, which had it being pawned-off by Michael and perhaps through some Island magic, would not allow Michael to commit suicide. 5. In the preview post for this episode, I made a joke about Jin tied up in the freezer being similar to an infamous scene in Pulp Fiction . While I don’t think I’m the first person to bring up the Tarantino comparison, it does seem the sideways is legitimately starting to become a glorified Tarantino flick. Think about it: the out-of-order narrative style, irreverence, hitmen, gangsters, freaky hostage situations, convenient tie-ins. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure that there is a purpose behind the sideways that is extremely relevant and will ultimately pay-off in the end (fingers crossed). I’m not going to break out the term “jumped the shark,” but I do feel that we’re venturing into territory that makes it difficult for the audience to get excited for the events that take place within that realm. We need something soon to let us know why we’re seeing what we’re seeing. The symbolism that the sideways events represent will only take it so far. That being said, a phenomenal idea for the season 6 DVD/Blu-ray would be a bonus, full-length movie made exclusively with mashed-up scenes from the sideways. Andrew Pfister, Who Believed “The Package” Was In His Pants: Well, I was kind of right about last night. 1) We got another awesome old character cameo in Sun and Jin’s flash-sideways. But instead of the annoying and worthless Paolo (whom I just mentioned as a joke, anyway), we got the awesome and biclyoped Mikhail. Well, he started with both eyes, anyway. I also liked the second dose of Kreepy Keamy, who definitely is the most unsettling actor I’ve ever seen on TV. 2) The “package” kept under lock-and-key was in fact Desmond, but I was wrong (so far, at least) about Penny. Widmore alluded to being kept away from her, so I suppose that means that she’s not on the sub…but how did he manage to separate the couple? What exactly happened to them after Ben’s ill-fated attack at the LA pier? 3) Sayid got a little crazier (does he care who Desmond is? He seemed to show no real reaction at the docks), and even though she didn’t really have any lines, Claire seemed like she was starting to realize just how fouled-up her immediate surroundings are. 4) I was wrong about Sun and Jin reuniting, but that brings up my biggest takeaway from last night’s episode (aside from that saucy Sun moment): this is only the second time that a flash-sideways has been left unresolved (the first being Sawyer). And again, if the flash was unresolved, the Island situation was also unresolved. Are we going to see if James catches up with con-man Sawyer and if Sun survives the gunshot wound? Is that even going to be relevant? Still too many questions surrounding the split dimensions, and when Damon Lindelof updated his Twitter with “Next week, the conversation will change,” I hope that’s what he’s referring to. 5) Sawyer: “That would be ridiculous.” Perfect.

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Shauna Stays Off The Sand

Too hot to handle? Former Playboy model Shauna Sand keeps her feet away from the heat, hitting up the beach in her signature lucite heels. The mom-of-three (yeah, we know…right??) completed her look with leopard-print everywhere and a bright pink trucker hat. And you thought your parents were embarrassing!

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Justin Bieber Finds Love In ‘Never Let You Go’ Video

Bieber visits the Bahamas with a lucky girl in the new clip. By Jocelyn Vena Justin Bieber in his video for “Never Let You Go” Photo: Island In Justin Bieber’s last video , we saw him hanging with celebrity pals like Drake and Ludacris while winning back his girl with his killer bowling skills. But in his latest clip, Bieber is seen hanging out in the catacombs of Bahamian aquariums, surrounded by adorable teenage girls also gawking at the marine life. Bieber sings about love while surrounded by exotic fish in his new video, “Never Let You Go” . According to Ace Showbiz , Bieber’s love interest is played by up-and-coming actress Paige Hurd. The follow-up to “Baby” was directed by Colin Tilley and it was filmed in the Bahamas at the Atlantis resort earlier this year. Both singles are on Bieber’s recently released sophomore album, My World 2.0 . In this new clip, Bieber is seen performing on the beach and frolicking with Hurd. Bieber is definitely growing up a lot in this video — sharing near-kisses, touching and nuzzling with his girl. Shots of the pair in silhouette holding hands play into the video’s plot of two young teens falling in love in a very exotic locale. They eventually make their way out of the aquarium and out into the world where they share glances and Bieber displays his knack for Michael Jackson-esque dance moves. The video closes with shots of Bieber singing the line, “I’ll never let you go.” What do you think of Justin Bieber’s new video? Tell us in the comments! Related Videos The Diary Of Justin Bieber Related Photos Justin Bieber Takes Over The Bodies Of Other Teen Idols Behind-The-Scenes Of ‘Diary Of Justin Bieber’: Paris Behind-The-Scenes Of ‘Diary Of Justin Bieber’: Chelsea Piers Related Artists Justin Bieber

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An Update on 10-Year Treasury Yields

Calafia Beach Pundit submits: (Click to enlarge) As 10-year Treasury yields work their way slowly higher (first chart), I thought it would be appropriate to revisit the long-term context (second chart). Yields are up almost 200 bps from their lows, but they are still very low by historical standards. To think that yields of 4% or even 5% pose a threat to the economy seems rather farfetched, when you consider that the economy grew strongly in the 1980s despite yields of 8% and higher, and despite yields being significantly higher than inflation. Similarly, it’s hard to see how the recent emergence of trillion-and-a-half dollar deficits has had any meaningful upward impact on yields. Complete Story

Busy Phillips Flashes Her Ass on the Beach of the Day

Busy Phillips is the Godmother of Heath Ledger’s baby and my new best friend Jake Gyllenhaal is the Godfather, so I feel like I know this bitch, but really I’ve never heard of her, because she’s ugly and I tend to ignore ugly chicks, unless they are on the beach, flashing their asses…. This is one of those “Thank God for Nature” moments, because the wind is doing is part to help my pervert ass out. Seriously, I love when nature helps turn me on, whether it’s with freak rainstorms on summer days when unsuspecting girls are wearing white shirts making sitting in the park a hell of a lot more fun or when the wind pulls this shit off and blows skirts up for everyone to see everything….and when you spend a good part of your day on the street, you’ll realize just how often this shit happens, it’s just hard to snap pictures of the shit, making this probably Busy Phillips best work… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Serena Williams Hits The Beach

Wearing something more appropriate than her sister Venus , Serena Williams hit the beach in Miami. The tennis superstar cooled off with a dip in the ocean and even went jet skiing.

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Serena Williams is s a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

This is the shit that inspires horror movies or at least Halloween costumes cuz it just doesn’t look human and scares the fuck out of me, but apparently it is human, but not the kind of human you’d want to see on the beach in a bikini or really see anywhere outside of her cage out of fear the thing will attack…Seriously, she is so scary, that like Moses, bitch can part the sea as even it knows it’s something it doesn’t want to fuck with, now I don’t know if that makes sense, but I do know that these pictures of Serena Williams don’t make sense, this is supposed to be an athlete, and by the look of her and her growth hormones that went totally wrong in terms of the way she looks, but I guess went terribly right in terms of winning matches against skinny blonde society girls who make up the tennis circuit and they put up against this shit and the worst thing in all this is that these pictures got me hard…. Pics via Bauer

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Jesse James to Cops: Photog is Stalking Me

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Exclusives , Sandra Bullock , Jesse James Jesse James made a citizen’s arrest just a few minutes ago … TMZ has learned.Law enforcement sources tell us a paparazzo called Long Beach cops moments ago and reported that his car had been vandalized outside of West Coast Choppers by Jesse … Permalink

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‘The Hills’ Stars Reveal What They’d Like To See On Final Season

‘I wish for a happier season,’ Lo Bosworth says of last 12 episodes, kicking off April 27. By Jocelyn Vena Kristen Cavallari Photo: MTV News Now that it’s been announced that the new season of “The Hills” will be its last , some of the show’s stars are discussing what they’d like to see happen in the final 12 episodes, kicking off April 27. Will Lauren Conrad come back? Will Kristin Cavallari stir up some more relationship trouble? Will Speidi finally start a family? It seems like anything is possible as the cast bids a fond farewell. “I’ve had the best time,” Cavallari told MTV News about her return to reality TV at the season-finale party in December. So what does she foresee happening in the new season? “In two weeks, so much can go on. Already, it’s like night and day to what’s happen[ed]. So I have no idea. In the ‘Hills’ world, so much can happen in one day, so I have no idea.” Castmate Lo Bosworth, who entered the reality-TV world alongside Cavallari on “Laguna Beach,” said she’d like to see a little less drama for the show’s final season, though it feels like that might be an impossible dream. “I wish for a happier season next time,” she said in December. “I would like a little return to normalcy, actually, sort of like previous seasons. It was a little more — not naive, but had more charm to it, just ’cause we didn’t really know what we were doing.” And while last season was Lauren Conrad-free after she left the show to pursue other interests, does her bestie Lo ever think she might make a cameo? “Highly doubtful,” she said. “I think she’s very content.” What do you want to see happen in the show’s last season? Should LC return? Tell us in the comments! “The Hills: Final Season” premieres April 27 at 10 p.m. ET/PT followed by “The City” at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.

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