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Ke$ha’s Doppelganger

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Ke$ha — The Wet T-Shirt Coverup

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Fashion Just when you thought Ke$ha couldn’t show less skin on the beaches of Australia — the pop item threw on an extra layer of clothing to splash around on Bondi Beach today. What happened to, “I wanna be naked?” Blah blah blah… See Also Ke$ha … Permalink

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Sandra Bullock: Married to a Cheating Monster!

By now, you’ve probably heard that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James cheated on her . But is the trashy Michelle McGee not the only Jesse James mistress? That’s the conclusion of Us Weekly, who cites a source claiming McGee is “just the first person who has gone public,” and that “this is not an isolated incident.” His rationale? “When Sandra is away, he gets bored.” Makes sense. The report says James’ infidelity has been an open secret at his West Coast Choppers bike shop in Long Beach, Calif.: “Everybody knew,” one source states. Looks like Michelle McGee was just his type, too. One employee says James would post Internet ads looking for “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs.” Sandra is shattered by Jesse cheating on her. More than once, possibly. Adds another source, “He sees their photos, answers the ads and invites the girls to his office.” That’s pretty much how McGee described meeting (and doing) him. How could Bullock be in the dark about her husband of nearly five years? “He is a whole other person when they’re together,” says a source. Elin Woods can relate. Adds an insider, “She was completely duped .” While reports on whether a Jesse James-Sandra Bullock split is imminent are, well, split, it certainly doesn’t look good. Not only is he a cheater, he may be a Nazi. Other tabloids reports devoted to the topic today include In Touch ‘s similar effort (“It’s Worse Than She Knows!”), People ‘s let’s-attempt-to-seem-classy approach (“Inside Sandra’s Heartbreak”), and Star ‘s complete crap (“Sandra Was Pregnant!”). Click to enlarge the celebrity gossip covers below …

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Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Juicy Boobies

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her juicy boobies walking by the beach the other day after some photoshoot or something like that. I know she’s no supermodel, but those sweet fake funbags of hers make me wish she was, because maybe we’d get a chance to see them without those annoying shirts or bras or bikini or all of the above. Supermodels do fancy topless luxury car or lingerie ads all the time, maybe with a few tigers or some other sort of exotic animal with them, it’s no big deal. Who am I kidding, the only modeling gig Audrina gets is for a hamburger joint . I still want a taste of that tender front meat. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Paris And Dougie Arrive In LAX

Zzzzz…. On Monday, we told you about how Paris Hilton is having trouble shopping around a new reality TV show… But it’s not hard to see why. The girl that everybody loved to hate has been a serious snooze lately. No one wants to watch you and Dud…err…we mean, Doug…go grocery shopping and to the beach.

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Phoebe Price in Some Staged Beach Photoshoot of the Day

I still don’t know who the fuck this Phoebe Price is. I just know she took her old lady body to the beach to have some staged pictures of her in some stripper gear taken…This gold dress is straight from the sex shop Phoebe probably buys her very large dildos at, as most 50 year old lookin’ women, especially the slutty ones in their animal print one-piece porno bathing suit can only be her mating call for attention….It’s like she’s is Blanche from the Golden Girls, craving to get her big southern box filled with whatever Kentucky Fried phallus she can find…including black dudes…to live out slave fantasies she’s had since she was a little horny teenager back home on the platation that finances her ridiculous California life…. Pics via Fame

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Kate Moss Nude for Vogue Homme of the Day

The Fashion World has pulled through again…sure she’s older now and seeing her naked may not be exciting to all of you, but I’m a huge fan of this girl and the bush she uses to cover up the scabs her pussy has been stuck with thanks to dirty unprotected sex with a variety of rockstars and celebrities….and I wouldn’t let that shit stop me for a fucking second…her potential high risk for being HIV positive really wouldn’t get in the way of burrying myself inside her like an old tampon she forgot about during one of her drug binges where she didn’t shower for a week or remember that she was a mother…thank god for the hired help…if you know what I mean… Either way, here she is naked and I love when fashion does “artistic” nudes…because “artistic nudes” are still fucking nudes….

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‘Columbo’ Star – They Falked Up My House

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Peter Falk has rich people’s problems — he claims a construction company did a lousy job on his Malibu remodel and wants some serious money.According to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ, Falk and his wife hired Handy Andy Services to spruce up their beach … Permalink

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Emily Linstrom Nude in Flick’s Chicks of the Day

Here is a scene from some movie I’ve never heard of called Flick’s Chicks…that’s probably not a real movie that will ever be seen but it does have tits in it….and here’s the “synopsis” if you like backstory to your tit videos…. A gay single mother invites five women to spend the weekend at a secluded beach house in a creative bid to find the perfect mate. Flick has had it with men, and now she’s eager to try her luck with a woman. But Flick isn’t used to the dating scene, and can’t quite settle on a method for finding the perfect mate. Unable to choose between five potential partners, Flick invites them all out for a weekend sleepover, during which time they’ll get to know her, and her 10 year old daughter Roxy. Trouble is, Flick didn’t inform the girls they’d all be staying at the beach house at the same time. Though tensions run high the first day, it doesn’t take long for everyone to settle in, and true love to blossom. Sounds pretty gay. The naked tits are some chick named Emily Linstrom who I’ve never heard of, kinda like she’s never heard of a gym…but maybe feminine natural beauty is the way of the future….but I doubt it…that’ shits for pinup girls who are expected to be fat…cuz skinny chicks are too busy being skinny…. On a side note, synopsis is a pretty stupid word…

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Snoop Dogg Plans ‘Music, Comedy’ Tour With Mike Epps

‘I had to find somebody who I could match and who could match me,’ MC says of his comedian co-headliner. By Shaheem Reid Snoop Dogg Photo: MTV News LL Cool J went from Hollis to Hollywood, and Snoop Dogg plans to take it from Long Beach To Las Vegas. The hip-hop legend starts a tour of Casinos on April 30 in San Diego along with co-headliner Mike Epps. The Dogg says the two performers’ worlds will combine well onstage. “Mike Epps is exceptional,” Snoop said. “He’s the equivalent to Snoop Dogg in comedy. People love him. They respect his comedy, his views, his vision. He’s not too political, he’s not too raunchy. He’s not too offensive. When you say Mike Epps, people laugh. They smile. They associate him with funny. When you say Snoop Dogg, people get excited and start singing songs and thinking about certain moments in time when certain records took them to the next day. I had to find somebody who I could match and who could match me as far as putting my show with his show and making our show — a show of all shows that people could talk about for years.” Snoop noted that he and Epps share a lot of the same loves and influences in comedy and music. “We both love the same things: Flip Wilson, Marvin Gaye, Smokey Robinson — we was trying to figure out how could those worlds come together and make people enjoy themselves. So we sat down, spent a couple of days together and shot out a couple of ideas. We said, ‘Me and you onstage together is great, but if we’re onstage together and doing a real show, where we’re interacting with a big screen, where it’s movie scenes we shot beforehand, where it intercuts onstage live — music, comedy — it’ll just be a great show.’ The way we putting it together, we’ll be in Vegas one day getting paper. Watch out, Beyonc