I know it’s just an optical illusion, but damn! Victoria Justice is looking even leggier than I remembered in these outtakes from her latest photoshoot. In fact, this is probably the hottest I’ve seen her looking in months. I have to remember to try this trick next time I send ladies “tuna pics” over Twitter.
I know me and Bella Thorne have still never met in person — I keep trying, but I’m pretty sure my Twitter marriage proposals must not be coming through or something. But thanks to her constant daily Snapchat updates, I feel like I already know so much about her and we’ve got so much in common. I’ll give you an example: we both love it when she sticks out her tongue in pictures and posts half-naked selfies. See? I told you guys we were meant to be together. I’m sure she’ll come around eventually.
Bella Hadid is wearing some silly looking Star Wars pants that we can assume she is getting paid to wear – partially because they are so stupid and Sci/Fi looking that you’d have to be getting paid to rock a branded product so hard….and because she’s a modern day money grubbing whore, who despite her rich father, wants to get as rich as she can on her own, so that together they can all talk about how much money they have..living the American dream as the first generation she is….both her mom and dad are immigrants…and could have been prevented and replaced with the likes of Honey Boo Boo if only Trump was in office in the early 90s when she was born…making her unfortunately not someone we can deport…but apparently someone everyone fucking wants to hire…and does hire…making this suck up groupie exist…even though she’s not that hot….. I guess these also look like long underwear, or mens briefs with leggings….some TIGHtY whities…some gender bending….cuz it looks like she has a dick and she may have a dick…I haven’t seen anything to prove otherwise… Weird fucking workout pants… The post Bella Hadid Tight Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Beckinsale must have made a deal with one of the nerds who was obsessed with her – in some Weird Science kind of way – because she doesn’t age….not to mention she’s from the UK and if you know anything about women from the UK, 99 percent of them are monsters with rotting teeth, trashy living in Caravans with Clown looking massive tits…. She’s hot….she’ skinny…she’s a mom in her 40s…. I’ve never seen Underworld, but it is the only thing that she’s ever done, and I do know that it’s about vampires…which could explain whatever is going on in these bikini pics, you know with the whole vampires don’t age…but vampires aren’t real…but apparently Beckinsale is…. Maybe she’s just CGI, you know an animation…I mean these pics are a little grainy…maybe these are from two decades a go and she built out a catalog back then and just posts old content pretending it is current….and any Kate Beckinsale pubic appearances are photoshopped or holograms – because she’s not quite famous enough to matter – she could go unnoticed and you could easily create an illusion of success and fame….without even existing…but it’s good to pretend she exists while jerking off to her bikini body….because if it was an animation, you’d be weird, but you are weird and you are a creepy…but you already know that. The post Kate Beckinsale Freakishly Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne posts racier content on her snapchat than her instagram – because I guess snapchat doesn’t live forever, or maybe snapchat doesn’t hate nipples, and Bella Thorne is an exhibitionist who is just having fun – like a candy coated Disney bred, Miley Cyrus type, tapping into the internet’s version of hip, edgy, and naked for art, feminism, body positive…but ultimately attention…and attention she’ll get as long as she stays fit, tight bodied, young, and an exhibitionist. The world is really that simple. Give a girl a child star role in a Disney production and for the next 20 years…people will be interested to look at her tits, like they are interested in looking at all tits, but that her tits seem more important because they know about them, rather than having to dig through the internet to find all the amateurs putting out tits.. This one is real…she’s got an AGENT a Manager a TV show…Movies…and still is a little perv on social media…WONDERFUL. The post Bella Thorne Nipples Pulling Down Her Pants and Showing Nipple Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It must really be my birthday – because Bella Thorne is in a bikini stretching… Or maybe it’s just like every other day, because Bella Thorne is always in a bikini…and really that would be a shitty gift because I find her totally uninteresting, not so fun, just a random girl who gets a lot of attention because she’s on TV and has a team…when she’s not all that hot, not all that deserving, not all that great…but she exists.. I think half or more of the reason I post her silly bikini pics is really just parody..or is it satire….I am mocking the situation because I know creeps jerk off to her….and by creeps I mean old guys like me…because I am old…and staring at her in a bikini…judging her young half naked body and saying it’s not good enough…when really it is…it is better than good enough because it has all it’s limbs and no visual rashes… The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini Stretching for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Not only is Amy Schumer not very funny, but she’s also really unattractive, but for some reason, a reason I call a scam some powerful people are in on, she’s managed to find a celebrity, a fan base, a group of people who find her wonderfully clever and funny…. I don’t remember watching too much of her comedy, I don’t think I’ve seen any of it, yet I know who she is, which means someone is pushing her onto us like she is a Lady Gaga or Katy Perry song…. I do know that I just find her fact irritating to look at so I can’t imagine ever really caring to hear what she has to say, but I have seen some jokes and they were sex jokes about either all the sex she gets, or the bad sex she gets, or blowjobs she gives….while knowing that is either a lie, or that she’s just another case of fat girl who thinks dude likes her for her, and not because he wants to bust a nut…and she’s available….or in recent years, he’s an opportunist and she’s a sad broken target – get in there and cash in… But I guess Hollywood needs this type of relatable monster for the monster women of the world to have some sort of icon to look up to…..like the white Aziz…a bigger bitch than this bitch…but I guess together they remind us the world likes laughing at bitches… I do know that because of her Netflix special getting down voted by trolls who hate her, according to her, because she can’t be seen as shit….she’s changed the whole format of Netflix so that people can’t down vote shit they hate…trolls…what a fucking whiner. I will say the biggest joke I’ve seen of hers is everytime she’s in a bikini…it’s LOLZ for everyone. The post Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson is in Hawaii, I assume terrorizing Owen Wilson who lives in Hawaii, because his trying to kill himself when they were dating, is probably the most extreme a man has gone for their love, when she probably only ends up with people passing through who are more important, rich and relevant than her…or the occasional right place right time dude who just happens to be around when she’s in the mood to fuck…which we can assume is often…and where dude thinks “this could be a lottery win”…as he bows down to his lord and Saviour – Kevin Federline… Or maybe she’s just on bikini vacation to remind you all that she’s still the rich brat who got herself a career of her own like a HADID….thanks to her family connections and her hard work…that allows her to hang out in a bikini as often as she wants because she can….but the fitness entrepreneur pushing 40…is looking 40…so I can’t see this being anything she’d be bragging about, but more her not giving a fuck, because she’s made it and who cares what people think….as her ass flattens and sinks into retirement age…she knows she had a good run. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Bella Thorne got the vibe that her momentum was slowing down a little. I didn’t do a post on her for at least a day or two, which means that she hasn’t put any smut out there for perverts like me to stare at and sexualize to the point of putting it on my website and writing bullshit that doesn’t matter about the pics…like about how I’ve never fucked a redhead – or how redheads have super strength due to their species being left out in the woods to die after they were born and their parents assumed they were product of the devil…..which makes sense…. So she posted a bikini picture on her social media…an old pic probably, because she’s in Canada and not in a bikini, Canada has that effect on women…but pull one from the archive like it’s fresh, the perverts won’t know the difference, recycle that shit…even though I KNOW….and when a girl not in a bikini posts a bikini pic…she’s doing it for the likes…oh…I just checked…apparently these are some fresh bikini pics from the hotel pool…good hustle…I like it. The post Bella Thorne Posts a Bikini Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
With all the fake models getting real modeling work out there, I’m a little surprised nobody’s hired Bella Thorne to do bikini photoshoots for them yet. I mean, I know she’s not a professional or anything, but neither was Bella Hadid and that didn’t stop her. Also, I’m pretty sure Bella’s bikini Snapchats are hotter than 90% of the professional photoshoots coming out these days.