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Ke$ha: I Really Am a Freak!

Ke$ha may or may not be a lesbian . It’s unknown for certain. But there’s one thing the breakout singer wants to makes very clear: she really is a freak! In an interview with Entertainment Weekly , the “Tik Tok” artist took exception to those that think her rebellious image is merely an act.

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The FML Unicorn power

Bad tattoos are bad indeed, once it’s on your skin you’ll never get rid of it, so if you don’t want to live a moment that will end in the FML moderation machine, so guys, please think about it twice. The warning part being over, we can now make fun of people who screwed up their tattoos! Sometimes it’s because of their initial idea (having a cat on your belly, with your belly button representing its asshole), or when the tattoo guy made a big mistake like when some guy ended up with, instead of “I love my mum”, a nice hearted “I love my cum”. Last chance, before you end up going to a doctor who will burn your skin for 1.000.000$ with a laser. And we’re not exaggerating to scare you, today’s illustration should do most of the scaring (and funny) part. Guys, let us introduce you to our artist of the day, Noa Liberman-Plashkes ! Noa   is 26 years old. She lives in Tel Aviv, Israel with her husband and their pets – a dog and a cat. She’s been a graphic designer and Illustrator for 6 years now. She went to Shenkar College for Design which is one of the biggest colleges in Israel, and studied Illustration for 4 years. She works part time as a graphic production artist in a Post Production Company who makes most of Israel’s TV commercials, and part time as a freelance illustrator, creating illustrations for animation design, magazines and various print publications. Ah, we feel like we’re repeating ourselves, but yes, today’s artist loves her job, and she wishes she could do freelance work all the time, she loves working in Post Production as it’s pretty interesting. She wishes she could learn how to model in 3D, and brushes up her animation skills whenever possible but she just doesn’t have the time. It’s a hard life. Some Projects she’s working on at the moment: Animation Design for stories for the children site Speakaboos and the animation portal Aniboom , doing a weekly illustration spot in a green living section of an Israeli paper, and lots more. It comes and goes. Noa doesn’t run a blog (not an English language one, at least), she prefers using micro-blogging social networks like twitter, which steals most of her free time (seriously, ours too), but she does own a DA account and a website, that you’ll find linked at the end of this article. She created her website a couple of years ago because she wanted something a bit more personal than showcasing her work on flickr. What do she likes? Music, and lots of it, she loves Indie Rock, New Wave, Electro, Breakbeat and the like. She loves reading and tries to finish a book a week. She just finished reading Philip Pullman’s series “His Dark Materials” for the second time and she recommends it (as soon as we’ll finish Tinkerbell’s biography we promise, we will read it). She loves Sci-Fi and Fantasy books and movies. She doesn’t watch lots of TV other than House M.D, and Buffy the Vampire. She loves animals as well, she used to work in a pet store when she was a student. This job gave her lots of FML tales, sadly, none of them got through the moderation stage. Other than that, she spends most of her time online, reading blogs and design sites, and tries to draw for fun when she has some spare time! “-Last question before we let you go off to eat puppets while dancing to Buffy’s soundtrack, why did you choose this story? -I chose this FML because It made me laugh. Back in the day I had a good friend who ran a tattoo parlor, which had to deal with many customers with bad tattoo ideas, and couldn’t do a thing about it. The unicorn idea comes from a Perry Bible Fellowship I read a while ago. It’s a great comics strip, BTW… -Unicorn, yami. And why did you decided to take a part in this amazing FML illustration section adventure? -I decided to send an illustration to FML because I love this site. I read it daily via my pda before I go to sleep. I don’t know why, but It helps me fall asleep a lot easier. That’s all what I have to say.”     That’s all we needed to know. Thank you Noa for your great illustration, may the power of the unicorn be with you!     Here is Noa ‘s DA : http://noakrank.deviantart.com/ Here is Noa ‘s website: http://noa.null.co.il/ If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice@fmylife.com which starts with a hello and ends with a goodbye, including your name, age, and a link to your website/blog. If you don’t have one, attach some of your drawings. But DON’T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with Alice, who will tell you what you have to do!

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Thousands Dying Because Haitian Slaves ‘Swore a Pact with the Devil’ for Their Freedom

Galactically vile Christian cleric Pat Robertson told his CBN viewers today that Haitians are “cursed” because their ancestors “swore a pact with the devil” to liberate themselves from the French in 1804. “True story.” What else would he say? Robertson can’t let human suffering pass without finding a way to insinuate that God did it deliberately because he hates gay people, black people, Catholics, or whatever other poor dying sap he can find to cruelly mock and use to his own political and fundraising advantage

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Thousands Dying Because Haitian Slaves ‘Swore a Pact with the Devil’ for Their Freedom

Six Ways California’s Prop. 8 Trial Could Go Viral

Today, a judge ruled video of next week’s trial on the constitutionality of California’s gay marriage ban could be uploaded YouTube . Now a question looms larger even than Prop. 8’s constitutionality: Will the trial go viral

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The Legend of FML

Sorry Flicker, your pride is in another castle. Don’t worry, you can win it back, just cross Hyrule field, go see Impa and tell her about the blue rat’s ring you’ve been collecting for a while, she’ll give you a barrel ticket to Donkey’s place. oh right, he’s still searching for his bananas, he won’t be here to welcome you. Here’s a tip, the Team Rocket stole his bananas, so go and catch’em all. Oh, did you hear this music? It’s the game-over theme, you didn’t make it in time. It’s okay, press reset and try again. Select character: Steve Napierski . Here we go-oh ! Steve is 30. He’s living somewhere in Virginia, USA. Officially, his real job is a web designer, but he’s also a freelance artist, doing some web design, animation, illustrations, etc. As curious as ever, we investigated Steve ‘s life by interviewing him of course, but also by hiring a private detective, going through his garbage, questioning his neighbors, etc.  The usual routine. In our defense, we did all that because Steve is as secretive as your next door fast food restaurant’s nugget recipe. But we assume Steve has more chicken in him.   Never mind, we’ll talk about his current, and most famous, project: Dueling Analogs , a semi-weekly color  web comic that lampoons the culture and subtext of modern gaming culture. He also has another web comic that is about to end, it’s called The Outer Circle. And lastly a super secret (because is such an expert on keeping secrets that he has been asked by the CIA to create a new internal secret language) third project that he has been working on for years and will be launching very soon. Dueling Analogs was launched on November 17th, 2005. Steve wanted to do another gaming web comic because he felt there weren’t enough of them on the internet. Joke, laugh please. Honestly, he had been doing The Outer Circle for a while and decided he wanted to do another web comic that was not story driven. Dueling Analogs was that. Dueling Analogs is even more than that, it’s all that a web comic can dream of. It’s funny, often updated, it’s about videogames, sometimes it’s gory, but it’s always well drawn; five reasons to check his web comic immediately. “- Steve , now that the interview is finished, we reckon that we can tell you that we’re huge fan of Dueling Analogs, so how did you manage to be such a videogame web comic icon? -I’m a self-taught college drop out. But, I make more money than most of the people I know with college degrees. F— Their lives. -Oh, okay. Why did you choose this FML? -Because FML is friggin’ awesome. Schadenfreude is definite what makes most of the world feel good about themselves. And this is the schadenfreude nexus of the internet. -Why did you decided to send an illustration for FML? -Because I really didn’t have a good story to submit. Fuck my boring life. Besides I look forward to the rest of the world commenting that the jerseys referenced in the FML are real football jerseys, a.k.a. soccer, and not American football are I drew.” Comments, we’re waiting for them. Thank you for your participation Steve , and remember: “Videogames ruined my life, good thing I have two extra lives!”   Steve’s awesome website is here: http://www.duelinganalogs.com/ If you want to be the next published artist, send an email to alice@fmylife.com which starts with a hello and ends with a goodbye, including your name, age, and a link to your website/blog. If you don’t have one, attach some of your drawings. But DON’T send your illustration right away! You need first to get in touch with Alice, who still has her super NES, who will tell you what you have to do!

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Russians ban Jehovah’s Witnesses

If Secretary of State Hillary Clinton draws inspiration from Eleanor Roosevelt the same way she famously did as First Lady, maybe Clinton will speak out against the blow to the freedoms of press, speech and religion dealt by the Russian Supreme Court this week. Russia's highest court upheld a regional ruling that outlaws Jehovah's Witnesses from gathering to worship and sharing their beliefs with others

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Carrie Prejean’s Biblical Boobs Are A-OK!

It is time to get off Carrie Prejean’s back about her chest. The woman is correct.

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Carrie Prejean’s Biblical Boobs Are A-OK!

Kraft Makes Hostile Bid for Cadbury

This is how corporate takeovers go down, right?

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Speak of the Devil! The Many Faces of Satan on Film

The Bible says that Satan “masquerades as an angel of light. In popular culture, we tend to think of him as a big red dude with horns and a pitchfork, or as a talking snake, or as Al Pacino in an Armani suit

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Children denounced as witches are tortured, killed

Here we are in 2009 and there are still people, worldwide, who actually think the Bible offers advice for modern life.

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Children denounced as witches are tortured, killed