Celebrate mega-mammed, poker-playing racktress Jennifer Tilly on her birthday with a video montage of her biggest, best, breast scenes from Dancing at the Blue Iguana , Bound , and more. Nice hillies, Tilly!
George Clooney may have been voted Sexiest Man Alive twice by People magazine but you still might want to think long and hard before hiring the Oscar winner to maintain your inground pool. The Ides of March writer/director/star certainly looks pretty while wielding a leaf skimmer but in a new clip for Alexander Payne’s The Descendants , he misses an entire forest’s worth of foliage in his pool while barking frustrated parenting cues at his daughters. Pool Boy Union of America, you may want to avert your eyes.
I don’t know how Sarah Jessica Parker does it, but a lot of her movies are staggering shit fortresses. Failure to Launch ? Did You Hear About the Morgans ? This weekend’s I Don’t Know How She Does It ? The Family Stone ? That movie made me feel like Diane Keaton’s cancer, and it’s still a Mensa candidate compared to today’s Bad Movie We Love: the epic, Tropical Skittle-colored trek to Abu Dhabi, Sex and the City 2 . It’s so famously bad that its bad reviews are famous. It’s the movie that asks the question, “How can we save a franchise that has devolved into materialistic fetishism?” and answers it with, “JEWELS.” Cheers, girls!
“Originally, Michael Douglas was supposed to star in [the movie]. And he walked away. At that point I was left there with my then-wife, Geena Davis and myself, and a company that was already belly-up. We begged to be let go. We begged that we didn’t have to make this movie.” In fact, the couple was so frightened that they sunk their own money into a last-ditch script rewrite. “We felt that a pirate movie with a female lead was suicidal, but we were contractually obligated. I personally spent a million dollars of my own money, I hired Mark Norman, who had won an Oscar for writing Shakespeare in Love .” Even so, Cutthroat Island turned out to be one of the biggest box office disasters of all time and sunk Carolco production company. Lesson learned! [ KCRW via SlashFilm ]
Consequence, Lloyd Banks, Trina, Maino and the Outlawz will also join Sway at 4 p.m. on MTV.com for anniversary show. By Rob Markman The Diplomats appear on “RapFix Live” in January Photo: MTV News It’s party time! “RapFix Live” is celebrating its one-year anniversary today at 4 p.m. on MTV.com with special guests Lloyd Banks, Trina, Maino and the Outlawz. That’s not all: Jim Jones, Juelz Santana and Freekey Zekey of the Diplomats will also grace the “RapFix Live” couch, as well as Consequence and Reek Da Villain. Hosted by hip-hop aficionado and MTV News correspondent Sway Calloway, “RapFix Live” has earned its reputation as the ultimate destination for all things hip-hop — including exclusive interviews with Lil Wayne, Bad Meets Evil cohorts Eminem and Royce Da 5’9″, Dr. Dre, Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose , the Game, Diddy and Beanie Sigel, among others — and has served up more than 7.4 million streams since its first episode. “The ‘RapFix’ couch has been home to some of my most memorable and incomparable interviews this past year — and all with fans experiencing it live and interacting with us in real time via MTV.com and Twitter,” Sway said of the show’s first year. “From Wiz announcing his move to Atlantic Records to Lil’ Kim discussing her ongoing feud with Nicki Minaj, Ja Rule preparing to go to prison and Eminem and Royce Da 5’9″ giving us the exclusive to be on set with them, ‘RapFix’ has helped energize hip-hop fans everywhere, every week — and there’s only more to come.” Aside from superstar guests and memorable moments, “RapFix Live” has become the premier destination for MCs to let off high-powered bars. In the week leading up to the special anniversary show, fans were able to vote on their favorite “RFL” moments and freestyles. The winners will be announced live on today’s show. The show will also recap the biggest and most impactful cultural moments since the “RapFix” premiere. Pundits from XXL magazine, Rap Radar, AllHipHop.com and This Is 50 will join Sway and weigh in on the biggest stories of the year. Finally, five “Rap Fix Live” Get in the Game alums — Sean Rose, the Incomparable Shakespeare, Feev, Gerald Walker and the Boy Illinois — will all be in the studio for a freestyle cipher you don’t want to miss. Be sure to join the Twitter conversation using the hashtag #RapFixLive . Catch Jim Jones, Juelz Santana, Lloyd Banks, Maino, Trina, Consequence, the Outlawz and Reek Da Villain on the “RapFix Live” one-year anniversary show today at 4 p.m. ET on MTV.com! Related Videos ‘RapFix Live’ With The Diplomats Related Artists The Diplomats
Me and Solange go way back. She was one of the only people using twitter back when it first started, you know because living in Beyonce’s shadow her whole life gave her a deep rooted need to be heard, anywhere she could be heard, and the twitter was apparently that answer because unwanted pregnancy and a shitty music career didn’t do shit for her. She blocked me within the first week, along with Ashton Kutcher and pretty much every other celeb on twitter because I’m just that good at twitter and that’s why you should follow me on twitter … because lets face it…the smut I write is substantially better than the smut that is in Solagne’s bikini bottoms in these pics….it looks like she pissed herself…I hear that’s what dogs do when they get excited….so it makes sense…but I took her for more of a fucking bottom feeding pig…in what may be the biggest fucking bottoms I’ve ever seen on a bitch…cuz I guess she’s got someting to hide…something I call sloppiness…
With the 20th anniversary of Nirvana’s Nevermind around the corner, today’s biggest acts recall 1991’s other classic albums. By James Montgomery Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Blood Sugar Sex Magik Photo: Warner Bros. In a few short weeks, Nirvana’s epochal Nevermind album turns 20, a milestone that will be marked with much coverage, celebration and consternation in the media — and understandably so. After all, it was a game-changer in every sense of the term, the kind of album that brought about seismic shifts in music, fashion and culture in general, one that defined a generation and, as such, deserves to be mythologized. And, in the coming weeks, we suspect you’ll see no shortage of stories that do just that. While Nevermind casts an indelibly lengthy shadow, it bears mention that there were no shortage of other magical, massive and equally mythological albums that hit stores in 1991 — from mega-platinum rock blockbusters to best-kept indie secrets, and just about everything in between — classics that, had Nirvana never broken through, would probably be getting the royal treatment right now. In 1991, rock truly rocked, so, in celebration of that fact, we’ve asked some of today’s biggest bands to discuss their favorite albums from that rather amazing year. On Wednesday, we heard from Death Cab for Cutie and Blink-182 ; now, Skrillex and Foster the People share their faves. Don’t worry, we’ll give Nevermind its due — but right now, we’re paying tribute to 1991’s other indispensible albums, in the words of their biggest fans. Metallica, The Black Album The one where “old” Metallica ended and “new” Metallica began — at least according to the die-hards — the band’s fifth studio album (it’s technically self-titled, though, come on, who doesn’t call it The Black Album ?) saw them drifting away from their slash-and-burn thrash-metal past into a new, decidedly fuller phase, one fleshed out with orchestral flourishes and an increased focus on the booming rhythm section of Jason Newstead and Lars Ulrich. Though its recording was plagued by battles with producer Bob Rock, The Black Album features the band’s most iconic songs — “Enter Sandman,” “The Unforgiven,” “Nothing Else Matters,” etc. — and remains their best-selling to date, moving a staggering 22 million copies worldwide. Love it or hate it, you can’t deny its impact, both on the band and the next two decades of hard rock. As Remembered by Skrillex : “Man, The Black Album was me sitting in my room when I was 9 years old, trying to learn all the songs on guitar. That was, for me, rocking out, no reservations, like I was on the stage. And learning the ‘Holier Than Thou’ riff was, like, the biggest achievement, because it’s so hard. Every record on that album is so amazing. … Obviously, ‘Enter Sandman,’ ‘Wherever I May Roam’ … that was the first Metallica song I learned, after ‘Enter Sandman.’ I love The Black Album. It’s perfect; it’s a masterpiece in every way, from front to back, and it’s inspired me, consciously or subconsciously, because I had such a connection to it.” Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blood Sugar Sex Magik One of the most important, celebrated albums of the ’90s alt-rock explosion, Blood Sugar saw the Chili Peppers grow up, get deep and, of course, become hugely famous. While songs like “Give It Away” and “Suck My Kiss” still bobbed and weaved with the band’s visceral energy, it was on tracks like the massive “Under the Bridge” and “Breaking the Girl” where they slowed things down and found their biggest commercial successes. Recorded by producer Rick Rubin in a supposedly haunted mansion in Laurel Canyon, its creation has become the stuff of rock legend, and though the Peppers would subsequently sag beneath its success (guitarist John Frusciante, unable to cope with his sudden fame, quit the band mid-tour) Blood Sugar still stands as perhaps the finest accomplishment of their 28-year career. It would be nearly four years before they released a follow-up, though, given the album’s hugely influential status, you really couldn’t blame them. As Remembered by Mark Pontius, Foster the People : “My favorite record of 1991, and I think the only reason I got this record was my sister had it, and she’s older than me, so it just sort of fell into my lap, is Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Blood Sugar Sex Magik. I think I have to credit that record [for teaching me] a lot of my drumming skills. I loved playing their records, and that one always stuck out to me. It had so much grit, and that was rock and roll at that time of my life.” What is your favorite 1991 rock album? Let us know in the comments below! Related Videos Death Cab, Blink-182, Skrillex Remember Classic Albums From 1991 Related Artists Skrillex Red Hot Chili Peppers Foster the People Metallica Nirvana
Jay Cutler? A whiny, aloof QB who quit on his team in the biggest game of the year. U.S. Marines? Loyal, certified badasses who sacrifice their lives for us. Semper Fi! There was no funny video involved, but Kristin Cavallari will be on hand at a San Diego U.S. Marine Corps Ball after accepting an invite on Twitter. After a Marine named Jonathan Burkett extended an invitation via Twitter yesterday, the former star of Laguna Beach and The Hills jumped at it. The message read, “Wanted to know if you want to go the the Marine Corps Ball with me in San Diego?! Would make a video but still deployed!” Kristin Cavallari promptly replied,”Would love to! When is it?” According to TMZ, her rep is working out the details to actually arrange it. No word if Jay, her ex-fiance who dumped her, is apathetic about this. [Photo: WENN.com]
Trust us, you HAVE to read this one! This is one way to get more bang for your buck. The Duet is a new, sleek, multispeed, waterproof vibrator – and it doubles as a USB drive with up to 16GB of storage. Its designers, Ti Chang and Michael Topolovac, realized that the biggest complaint from women about vibrators had to do with the hassle of cords, batteries or obscure charging devices. They discovered a USB connector was the solution. “You look at it plugged into a laptop, charging, and it doesn’t look anything like a vibrator,” Chang said. It comes in a variety of colors. And if you spring for the deluxe model, it functions as a flash drive. Chang and Topolovac, of the San Francisco-based design firm Crave, joined forces when they realized they shared a vision to help women find a comfortable, discreet sex toy. Says Ti Chang about her new-age, get-busy, doohickie: “I don’t understand all the rabbits, the dolphins … the materials are often cheap and the products poorly made,” she said. And thus, the Duet was born. They say “necessity is the mother of invention”, and to hear some women complain about their sex lives clearly this invention is necessary. Ladies, would you replace your current “device” for something like “The Duet”??? Source
Beyonce’s “4″ album hasn’t been home to her biggest hits, but let’s hope the next single does better than “Run The World” and “Best Thing I Never Had.” After all, she’s just been confirmed as a performer at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards this Sunday, so she may use that opportunity to introduce the new music to a huge audience. So what’s her next single gonna be? AllAccess is reporting that Beyonce’s “Party,” the early 90s-inspired song featuring Andre 3000, will hit radio August 30, just two days after the award show airs. Can’t wait to see what she brings this time around. Beyonce Covers InStyle: “I Can Be The Mother I Want To Be Now” [PHOTOS] Beyonce, Solange & Kelly Shoot Retro-Themed “Party” Video [PHOTOS]