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Alessandra Ambrosio VS Isabel Goulart in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

I feel like the recruiter for Victoria’s Secret 25 years ago, when I was walking down the beaches of Brazil and found two fit, tall, models that I could either abduct or hire at a discount, to work for my billion dollar brand built off cheap Chinese manufacturing, product made for very little, sold at a premium, all because girls like this happened…. Only, it’s 25 years later, the exploitation of these women is done, and now, at 45, both still look good, but I think it’s time for them to retire their bikini bottoms professionally, and stick to doing it on an amateur level like this…because there are so many budding new tall fit skinny models out there who aren’t 45… Leave some damn room for the future pussy…..whether from Brazil or really anywhere…but I guess we’ve got Instagram for that. Ambrosio: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Goulart: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio VS Isabel Goulart in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Asian Tit Muscles and Other Videos of the Day

Texas Robbery Fail Las Vegas Police Shoot a Naked Man Woman Asks Pastor for Bigger Boobs Man Catches Snake with his Nose Ghetto Chick Fight! Woman Steals a TV Woman Pulls Tits out at the Company Christmas Party The post Asian Tit Muscles and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Naked in Bath Works Out with Sarah Hyland of the Day

Ariel Winter, clearly a comedic actress, based on her workout videos, that I guess we should support and appreciate, because no one likes a fat chick, and when a fat chick, who isn’t quite fat yet thanks to being 18, and just has fat tits, fat ass, fat belly, obese in training, you know…takes on fitness because she’s in hollywood and needs to, I would never criticize her, because I don’t like fat chicks and believe that she has hope to lean out, get rid of that “baby fat” and look alright… But will most likely be 300 pounds, this is just a lie but the good news is that will come with massive juicy tits I’ll still stare at, because I like massive juicy tits on fat chicks, and she’ll likely still get work, and her fans that watched her grow up will likely still jerk off to her… In other news, she took a bath: Her co-star, who is also weird looking in her own right, but for other reasons, like her bobble head that is too big for her body, that we can assume is caused by hormonal therapy her mom put her on to keep her youngish so that she can cast or remain playing the kid as long as she can, it pays more when you’re 18 and don’t need to follow union rules, but look 12…. She posted her workout pics in her panties or bikini bottoms – like some kind of trackstar because I guess the PR team wants workout content… The post Ariel Winter Naked in Bath Works Out with Sarah Hyland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nina Dobrev Bikini Bottoms in Hawaii of the Day

Nina Dobrev is a rumored Canadian, but I don’t see how that’s possible, seeing as she’s in AMerica and that is against TRUMP’s way. It’s like leave them in their fucking igloos where they belong, I guess based on his wife, there are exceptions like if they are worth fucking and willing to let you grab them by the pussy. But I guess based on her red bikini bottom little pussy cameltoe, your president, would approve of her an her work visa, like he did with his wife, because if she’s good enough to fuck, she’s good enough genetically to throw into the mix and the American Gene Pool for future strength in the top tier of the next generation, raised by vapid celebrities with a lot of money who understand the importance of bikini pics… Now Nina, who we don’t actually care about, but her body looks good, is doing some charity event or documentary to save the oceans, and I think in bottoms like that the only thing she’s saving is my possible disdain for her, you know self hating Canadian, thinking damn, if she wants to save anything she should come give me mouth to mouth with her pussy after she fucks me to death…you know a REAL charitable cause…not this damn ocean climate shit….ME….make it about me mother fuckers… The post Nina Dobrev Bikini Bottoms in Hawaii of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Jackson In A Bikini Deserves Extra Attention

I know my eyesight isn’t great — spending 5 days a week with your nose an inch from your computer screen probably isn’t very good for your eyes, plus there’s all that stuff my mom used to tell about how my private bathroom time would make me go blind. So maybe it’s just me, but it kind of looks like  Amy Jackson is wearing a pad or something in her bikini bottoms in this photoshoot. That said, I guess it doesn’t really matter, because she’s smoking hot no matter what. And that’s something I’ve got no problem seeing. Continue reading

Analeigh Tipton Hot Slutty Selfies of the Day

Analeigh Tipton is some ginger looking girl who has nude selfies in her quest to be famous…being marketed as some sort of 28 year old figure skater who almost made it to the Olympics, when really she’s an LA model, which is code for aspiring actress, sugar baby to pay her rent as she tries to live out her dreams, because when looking at her and her jacked up botox face filled face – I know exactly what her deal is….and these semi nude pics of her look great…because she looks great…simple right… I guess she’s actually more than just a sugar baby, she placed third on America’s Next Top model…which isn’t FIRST….and she’s been in a couple of movies you’ve never seen like – and some campigns you’ve never seen and really…she looks great…so maybe it’s time to see more of her.. The Highlight of her WIKIPEDIA page is “Tipton revealed that she once encountered sex traffickers posing as modeling agents. She was then sold to a Saudi Arabian prince but managed to get out of the situation before the deal was finalized” That’s exactly what I expected…..which is hilarious and she looks great…so maybe it’s time to see more of her…. I guess what I’m saying is…I’m a fan of whatever’s going on here… These aren’t her masturbation videos that are out there….but it is her singing like an angle….which I’ve made as the soundtrack to her masturbation videos…and you can too… The post Analeigh Tipton Hot Slutty Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grace Elizabeth and Other Basic Mall Shopping Sluts and VS Spring Break Event of the DAy

I accidentally came across this Victoria’s Secret PINK model Grace Elizabeth….and decided to click the hashtag of the Victoria’s Secret PINK spring break party in Cancun, which to me was a weird place to run a promotion for Victoria’s Secret PINK, until remembering that Cancun is the hub for middle of the road, basic as fuck, mall shopping American college aged girls…who think VS PINK is awesome…they’d never be able to pull this off at some rich person destination, because rich people are too good for this minimum wage shopper shit….so it all makes sense…but it also makes for a pretty depressing spring break party, filled with girls trying to get free bikini bottoms and perfume or some shit….instead of doing Wet T-Shirt contests like they fucking should…it’s Spring Break…get lit and ratchet like my favorite – CARONA GIRL … What a garbage event…but this Grace Elizabeth is good….and that’s all I have to say about that… The post Grace Elizabeth and Other Basic Mall Shopping Sluts and VS Spring Break Event of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s doing ballet in panties…because she’s cultured, thin and worth jerking off to…because she’s on TV…looks 12…and is so intense…like a Russian… The post Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Lana Del Rey revolutionized music a few years ago…but not really, but her sad songs were actually worth listening to while crying, raping, or doing whatever it is that you do… She was a fascinating tormented story of rich girl, who was raised in Lake Placid by a rich guy, only to move to the city to have a rebellious drug addiction, only to have her dad hire a producer and make gold with his otherwise annoying, depressing, failure of a daughter… Now she’s in a bikini outside her Malibu house, she probably would have had without the music career thanks to being raised rich…but she can say she did it on her own…even though other runaways don’t get record producers, they get AIDS..and die… I don’t care that her ass isn’t amazing…she’s a singer not a model..so I’m into the fat ass…it’s all about context. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears in a Pink Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears concludes our late 90s popstars I wanted to fuck, and still want to fuck who are in bikinis..because it’s never too late for bikinis, even though we know that’s not true, it’s just not too old for bikinis yet… Britney represents so much good, more than just her vagina definition in bikini bottoms, and big fake tits, or fit mom body in her 30s, she has been a puppet used by men, her own family and the industry….to make a lot of fucking money…and she’s still doing it…like a real sex doll…who is all kinds of crazy I want dripping off my face and into my mouth. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears in a Pink Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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