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Skin Links 3.15.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Twenty Questions with hot all-girl performer Crystal Clark Fleshbot Alicia Arden sunbathes in see-through bikini bottoms  Taxi Driver Movie Maria Sharapova can only play paddle tennis now  The Nip Slip Xamira goes nude for Mise en Cage  Drunken Stepfather Carmella Rose topless screengrabs from Treats! video  Egotastic All Stars Busty boss Anya Ivy and her new secretary Karlie Montana  Boobie Blog Ashley Graham models bridal lingerie  Last Men on Earth Marvel wants girls to science the shit out of the world  Double Viking Josie Canseco takes an outdoor shower  Steakwood … read more

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Pyjamas for Glamour Magazine of the DAy

Alessandra Ambrosio wore old lady pyjamas in her latest magazine spread…because I guess sometimes…usually after a couple of kids…the lingerie, if you can call Victoria’s Secret lingerie model…needs to tun in the sex appeal…and act her mid 30s mom age…there comes a time where the companies don’t want her in the micro G string…but more the flannel, sick with a cold, on a winter day look…and I guess she’s pulling it off…if comfortable pyjamas are something anyone would want to pull off…it is more the “you’re jerking off to porn while I’m in the other room watching a movie, because I don’t fuck you on pyjama day”…it’s either period, menopause, we’re in a fight…I don’t fucking know…but no sex is happening…and who even wants sex with this pyjama wearer…she’s pretty expired and anyone rich enough for her to date..is probably out there fucking the younger versions of her…I know I would be..unless she had dirt to black mail not black male…me… Who knows…this doesn’t matter… The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Pyjamas for Glamour Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day

South African Candice Swanepoe…is at the tailend of her career…she’s hot…has an amazing body….Victoria’s Secret did a great job branding her and making her famous and all that shit…but they made her a live mannequin…she’s got zero personality, has done nothing much beyond Victoria’s Secret…has never left her shell and at 30…that stops being cute… But as a tan line fetishists, I seriously used to look up girls with tanlines for a minute of my extensive masturbation career in the 90s and loved it…this pulling down her bikini bottoms for you to fantasy about her bikini bottom….with defined landing stip lights to guide you…like the white pussy is from a different girl than the brown girl we are used to…making this amazing to me… She’s with Sara Sampaio, the portugese New Adriana Lima…since the old one and her wax replica are clearly done…and no one really cares about, except maybe Portuguese people, who get excited when all their crazy tacky Christmas lights work….or in this case..their model pulls out her half tanned ass… So much porn, so little time.. The post Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 7.28.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Jennifer Nicole Lee’s bikini bottoms suffer a malfunction ( egotasticallstars.com ) Natalie Imbruglia gives us a peek at her left breast ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Arianny Celeste sizzles on the cover of UNO ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Erica Campbell strips by some French doors ( boobieblog.com ) Lauren Cohan goes completely see-through on the cover of Imagista Magazine ( thenipslip.com ) Push those puppies sky high! ( doubleviking.com ) She’s definitely getting enough potassium thanks to this routine ( steakwood.com ) Ursula Andress leads the charge of the Top 10 Bond Babes ( fleshbot.com )

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Laura Cremaschi Belongs In A Bikini

I’ve done this site for almost 10 years now and I have come across some awesome booties. That said, I think Laura Cremaschi is definitely in the top 5 and if she keeps heading to the beach in these little bikini bottoms, she could possibly take first place. So let’s hope this Miami vacation never ends. Fingers crossed.           Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Laura Cremaschi Belongs In A Bikini

I’ve done this site for almost 10 years now and I have come across some awesome booties. That said, I think Laura Cremaschi is definitely in the top 5 and if she keeps heading to the beach in these little bikini bottoms, she could possibly take first place. So let’s hope this Miami vacation never ends. Fingers crossed.           Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Miley Cyrus Watching a Miley Cyrus Video of the Day

Miley Cyrus decided to show the world that she’s a vapid self-obsessed little cunt, in a video I don’t really understand, but figure is her high with a friend who is making fun of her for watching her own video for 4 hours, and the fact that I even pulled that much information out of this bullshit, angers me, because sitting here trying to analyze an instagram video of Miley Cyrus, as if it was some masterful theatrical piece of history, is just plane ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as the fact that she’s not touching herself like this was one of her music videos…cuz that is the Miley I like to anal-yze…in my mind… The fact she’s a self involved little cunt is really expected…she’s in an industry where people suck her dick all day and feed her ego because she makes them money or they are paid to do so…while the rest of the world celebrates her…if she wasn’t self involved and if she didn’t think she was awesome, she could never get on stage and have the audacity to perform like she matters or deserves to… All this to say, she needs to step up her instagram video game…

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Gas Sniffer of the Day

They say that Gas Sniffing is bad for tweens who can’t legally buy booze, but can legally buy cans of toxic aerosol chemicals… I say it’s pretty fucking funny to watch…on so many levels, from how idiotic a bitch has to be to get into this shit, thinking it’s a good idea, when it is only really a good idea when you’re practically homeless and can’t afford actual drugs…but more importantly, how good it is to see her fall from the stairs… Sure I am more into teens being slutty on the internet, but I figure this is a solid gateway activity to that…it burns off them brain cells proper…

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Alessandra Ambrosio in an Artistic Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is getting all artistic in her bikini selfies for instagram….running them through filters hard even though they are hardly selfies but rather over produced nonsense shot by what is probably professional photographer fans and run through the team at Victoria’s Secret quality control department before posting it – because she is owned by them and everything you see in social media is a fucking lie….a lie designed for fans to feel like they can connect with her on whatever level this is…. I just think it’s too bad she cropped out her pussy definition, which happens to be my favorite part of any bikini….

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Anastasia Ashley for PopDat Culture of the Day

Pro surfer Anastasia Ashley is pretty okay to look at, but way more interesting to jerk off to, whether in bikini bottoms or shorts, surfing, or just posing, I am down to lick the sea salt off her entire body… She’s rocking’ her POPDAT CULTURE TRILL CLINTON SHIRT and I may or may not be in love…but you sure as hell should be… GET ONE OF THESE SHIRTS

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