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Katherine Heigl Bikini Pics of the Day

Katherine Heigl is in Mexico because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, and she posted this really hot pic of her and her sister, who seems adopted or asian, unless Hollywood made Heigl reformat her face to be the star of so many shitty movies, you know that started out lookin like the thing on the left….. She’s as irritating, boring, played out as any 30 something mom on vacation on the beach can be, I mean sure you’ll try to jerk off to the album on facebook cuz you like to challenge yourself and have nothing better going for you, but you know that a click away are hot girls who are probably far hotter to jerk off to…. Here’s a picture of her getting tickled by a fish that is trying to make it’s way home into her twat…. She’s less fat than she was, but still just as fucking irritating. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katherine Heigl Bikini Pics of the Day

Katherine Heigl Bikini Pics of the Day

Katherine Heigl is in Mexico because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, and she posted this really hot pic of her and her sister, who seems adopted or asian, unless Hollywood made Heigl reformat her face to be the star of so many shitty movies, you know that started out lookin like the thing on the left….. She’s as irritating, boring, played out as any 30 something mom on vacation on the beach can be, I mean sure you’ll try to jerk off to the album on facebook cuz you like to challenge yourself and have nothing better going for you, but you know that a click away are hot girls who are probably far hotter to jerk off to…. Here’s a picture of her getting tickled by a fish that is trying to make it’s way home into her twat…. She’s less fat than she was, but still just as fucking irritating. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katherine Heigl Bikini Pics of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture to Instagram reminding me that she’s a delicate flower behind all the botox and fillers she gets at her plastic surgeon’s despite being 25 years old, but more importantly, that she was sent here from heaven, with the ability to make enough money to buy great tits, that I think could save the world, if only she used them for good, and by world I mean me, and by using them for good I mean rubbing them on my cock. Seriously, seeing her in a robe, making sad faces, all done up, like a pornstar on a porn set, is pretty awesome, so awesome I hope this dream I am seeing comes true, and that the rest of the pics of the football team showing up to gangbang her to see if she still feels, come out tomorrow. Lohan is a babe, a haggard, washed up, self destructive, career ruining babe, but a babe none the less and I want to marry her, at least for a publicity stunt to put me on the map. Lohan is still the girl I’d stalk if I wasn’t so lazy.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Enough Instagram Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this picture to Instagram reminding me that she’s a delicate flower behind all the botox and fillers she gets at her plastic surgeon’s despite being 25 years old, but more importantly, that she was sent here from heaven, with the ability to make enough money to buy great tits, that I think could save the world, if only she used them for good, and by world I mean me, and by using them for good I mean rubbing them on my cock. Seriously, seeing her in a robe, making sad faces, all done up, like a pornstar on a porn set, is pretty awesome, so awesome I hope this dream I am seeing comes true, and that the rest of the pics of the football team showing up to gangbang her to see if she still feels, come out tomorrow. Lohan is a babe, a haggard, washed up, self destructive, career ruining babe, but a babe none the less and I want to marry her, at least for a publicity stunt to put me on the map. Lohan is still the girl I’d stalk if I wasn’t so lazy.

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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide. I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit…. This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.

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Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day

Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide. I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit…. This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.

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Leryn Franco’s Olympic Ass on the Beach of the Day

Leryn Franco is some Olympic track and field star from some country I am not gonna bother googling…who also does some modeling….and more importantly…sun tanning…on the beach in some amazing bikini bottoms…that showcase her abilities or at least potential capabilities as a javelin catcher….and by javelin…I mean cock. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Scarlett Johansson’s Sloppy in a Bikini on a Yacht in Italy of the Day

Scarlett Johansson is an overrated sloppy mess of a celebrity who should not be lying on a yacht in a bikini, although if she was gonna be in any position in a bikini it might as well be lying down, so we don’t have to see her gut hang over her bikini bottoms, but can pretend her sucking in is actual fitness…..but she should be at the fucking gym, wrapped in sara wrap, tryng to sweat off her cellulite ridden body…. I mean, she’s done, a divorcee in her 30s who peaked long ago and should have never got the attention she got, I don’t even know why we bother acknowledging that she exists….even when in a bikini. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Biel’s Delicious Booty In A Bikini

They don’t happen all that often, but when they do they rarely disappoint. I’m talking of course about pictures of Jessica Biel in a bikini. Awesome. Alright so technically she’s just in bikini bottoms, I don’t know anybody who swims in a long sleeve shirt, but those bottoms are so hot that it doesn’t really matter. The chick is just gorgeous, almost too gorgeous, so that booty plus a little bathing suit add up to a pretty incredible party going on right now in my pants. Thank you Jesus. I need more.

Blake Lively and Chloe Grace Moretz in Some Promo Pics for “Hick” of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting these promo pics that just dropped from some movie called HICKS that is gonna hit theaters in May….but I assume it has something to do with giving big movie companies who refuse to advertise on this site even though it is the perfect site to advertise on free press….I mean if they won’t pay me, I might as well just give it to them for free…or maybe it’s the great storyline…and a great storyline always sucks me in… A Nebraska teen gets more than she bargained for when she sets out for the bright lights of Las Vegas. There’s not titty, no cleavage, no bikini, no upskirts in these promo pics….the only thing of interest in these pics is how fucking old Blake Lively looks up against Chloe Grace Moretz the 11 year old virgin losers masturbate to….and I guess it’s just a picture of out with the old and in with the new jailbait…but Blake Lively always looked 40 so I don’t think she was ever Jailbait…..and really who fucking cares. This post is stupid. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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