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Charlize Theron Hot for Tatler Magazine Russia April 2012 of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been jerking off to Charlize Theron long before she adopted a baby cuz her uterus was broken, or more importantly, cuz she’s vain and doesn’t want to ravage her cunt to have an annoying thing brought in the world that shares your DNA….thus making you responsible for every fucked up thing it does….when it is adopted you can just justify all the disappointment with “He’s adopted”….it works out better for your ego than these ego centric people who reproduce to have mini versions of them….reproduction is totally arrogant… Now Charlize Theron, from South Africa’s high aids rate belt, with a mother who killed her father for being abusive and who thus doesn’t know how to be abused, one downfall in her model turned Playboy model, turned famous actor, going back to her magazine roots and looks good doing it….even if the low grade Russian version of Tatler….a magazine I wrongfully thought was a porn mag…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Malin Akerman Behind the Scenes of a Shape Magazine Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Malin Akerman is some Canadian bitch who played some action figure and thus made herself an icon to virgin loser sci/fi nerds….an icon to a bunch of socially awkward, definitely awkward around women motherfuckers who she has to meet and greet at the comic and sci/fi conventions she pretty much committed her fucking self to when taking the only job she was ever offered, making her this object of so many weird masturbation fantasies she’s become….. She’s been asked to do shape magazine, she tweeted this pic of her in a robe, which is more seductive that most of her fans can handle, it is the shit spontaneous orgasms are made of, and unfortunately for those of you who have cum already, there are bikini pics if you follow the below link….I’m talking vagina definition in bikini bottoms behind the scenes pics….which may be worth those of you who know how to pace yourself in your virgin nerd jerking off cuz it’s all the sex you know and you’ve mastered it like it was Dungeons and Dragons…or some in park combat…or whatever it is you weirdos do. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Annalynne McCord’s Awesome Bikini Booty

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord spending a little time alone on the beach in a strange looking swimsuit. I don’t really understand it, it’s kind of a stupid mom shorts and bikini top combination, but …. I love it. I think it has more to do with AnnaLynne’s perfect little booty, than the bathing suit to be honest. Who knew I’d find a booty in such a large pair of bikini bottoms to be this spectacular. I’m impressed. Although, the tan lines are going to be a little odd.

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Adriana Lima’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing like some bikini model modeling bikini to end my day of uselessness on a blog everyone pretends they never heard of becuase maybe they have actually never heard of it…but that works against my self esteem….like I assume Lima’s mom body works against her self esteem…cuz what you’re not seein in these pics are all the things she hates about herself…all the imperfections that even at the 1,000,000 dollars a shoot she charges…she sits and obsesses over….like her big droopy mom pussy she’s got folded up in bikini bottoms… TO SEE THE REST OF THE 30 PICS I WAS TOO LAZY TO UPLOAD…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Maria Menounos’ Hot TIght Dress Flirting with Tom Selleck’s Moustache of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maria Menounos’ pretty tight and amazing body in this tight dress is Greek. So part of being Greek is being into anal sex because it’s a genetic or cultural right of passage of some shit that I don’t question, I just embrace, because Anal sex is fun for guys with small penis’ who like the smell of shit on their did….even though most greek girls only fuck greek guys….but luckily french girls do it on the first date…. And a more important part of being Greek is being into Moustaches….that’s because some of the best, if not some of the only non hipster / non arab moustaches today are Greek…. That’s probably why her pussy is dripping down her leg for Tom Selleck that legendary Moustache of Hollywood. It must be a real fuck trippy experience for her to be that close to a moustache her dad and uncles used to look at with respect back in the 80s….and luckily she’s doing it in a tight dress.

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LeAnn Rimes Playing It Up in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So jumping up in the air doing spread eagles does some weirdness to a bitch’s ass…weirdness I don’t mind ….but then again so does grabbing some random person’s baby and posing with it…all for the paparazzi to notice her in her bikini with her round ass to strategically used to distract from her botox face and I figure watching a bitch break free from her wholesome beginnings and embrace the whore she always was makes for good times…it was all marketing and now she’s living the good life on the beach…I’d lie to my fans if I was her too… Here are a bunch of pics…I’m loving her thong inspired bikini bottoms even if I’m not really loving her…or her skeletor looking face…

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Danielle Lineker Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is another UK Glamour Model you’ve never heard of, I’m talking serious low level lingerie model, who pretty much probably did one or two shoots in lingerie, to give her that title for when she was at the bar and could use it to pick up people more famous than her low level bottom feeting career…which led to her marrying some footballer named Gary Lineker and taking his name so everyone knows it…She’s virtually a nobody, bit in a white bikini bottom, and white bikini bottoms, often see through, allowe me to size up labia….a hobby of mine that I can’t do nearly often enough and here are some of the pics of her…

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Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lingerie Costumes of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess we’re already talking about Halloween now that summer is over. That’s depressing, except that Halloween brings out the fucking sluts and not just the obvious sluts you can easily identify on the street, in the club, at school….but Halloween digs deep into a bitch to find her inner slut, leading to the most tame bitch who works the Library harder than any cock, to be half naked and I love sluts….. I also love Candice Swanepoel, I’m sure it is real love, you know since I’ve never met her, have no interest in meeting her, and really just enjoy looking at her in picture, cuz I don’t have to hear her run her stupid spoiled model mouth, and I’ve never jerked off to her pics, cuz they are corporate and tame, but she is hot and easy on the eye and if that’s not real love, if that doesn’t define the burning emotion you feel for someone you would die for, then I don’t know what love is, but I want you to show me…but only if you have nice tits.

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Solange Knowles Nasty Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Me and Solange go way back. She was one of the only people using twitter back when it first started, you know because living in Beyonce’s shadow her whole life gave her a deep rooted need to be heard, anywhere she could be heard, and the twitter was apparently that answer because unwanted pregnancy and a shitty music career didn’t do shit for her. She blocked me within the first week, along with Ashton Kutcher and pretty much every other celeb on twitter because I’m just that good at twitter and that’s why you should follow me on twitter … because lets face it…the smut I write is substantially better than the smut that is in Solagne’s bikini bottoms in these pics….it looks like she pissed herself…I hear that’s what dogs do when they get excited….so it makes sense…but I took her for more of a fucking bottom feeding pig…in what may be the biggest fucking bottoms I’ve ever seen on a bitch…cuz I guess she’s got someting to hide…something I call sloppiness…

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Blake Lively Can’t Hide Those Sexy Legs

Posted on August 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These aren’t the clearest pictures of Blake Lively’s hotness I’ve ever seen, There’s always some dude in the way with this chick, but I love the woman and haven’t seen her in a little while so I had to post them anyway. Here she is on the set of her girlie show, giving us a nice look at her sexy long legs. I’ll take whatever I can get… Like some old underwear you don’t use anymore maybe. That was inappropriate, I take it all back. Oh god, what have I done? Can we start over?

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