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Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Alexis Ren realizes that her face isn’t all that great, because her best work involves her body, which is an insane body, a thin body, that’s been jacked up with fake tits body, but that still is thin as fuck, with a great waist to hip ratio that is is consistently hard to find as women become more and more fat as fuck…fascinating – not really – but this selfie, with camera face, looking like she’s starved herself for a few days…is lovely as fuck…and a little racy too…I mean she’s a girl who posted softcore erotica porn for married women…all grinding up on her dude who is no longer her dude…to cash the fuck in…in the weirdest thing that’s succeeded in social media in a while…. Not too exciting..but that body…good.. The post Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley makes Waterfall Porn of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure a great way to start your day is with some aspirational video by professional surf ass Anastasia Ashley in her bikini hiking and running around Hawaii like a she’s on a permanent vacation – because she is on permanent vacation – she’s a professional surfer and her job involves hanging out on a beach in a bikini all day – with ripped dudes and other girls with hot asses – while all you idiots who don’t realize you can live a good life – are working your shit 9 – 5 job – making shit money – paying for a shit house and shit kids and you even went to college to make this happen…while our girl…Anastasia Ashley plays in goddamn waterfalls looking hot…what the fuck….went wrong in my life…seriously….everything…but that doesn’t matter…. The post Anastasia Ashley makes Waterfall Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Suck it in Ariel Winter of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Porky Ariel Winter took a picture of herself sucking the fuck in at 2 in the morning and tagged it FRIDAY – because the internet is a fucking lie and not only do these people post pre-shot selfies, they also photoshop the fuck out of the photos, and they also know how to pose on their tippy toes, holding their arm out, and pushing their stomach in to give a waist to hip ratio….all in a very spandex shirt that is tight as fuck to suck in all the disgusting….but apparently..there’s a thigh gap… That said, people like jerking off to her and her big rebuilt tits…and seeing her in an outfit that you wouldn’t want to wear to Junior High in case you get your period….something this one probably got at 7 thanks to the trauma of being sold off by your parents…is hardly exciting – but I’ll post it because she’s current, she’s trendy and thus I am for covering her every move as she makes the transition from sitcom child star to social media star… The post Suck it in Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Halpin Cotton Panties of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Halpin is sisters with another instagram model named Joanna Halpin…meaning there are two of them producing slutty enough hipster model because really all models are hipsters thanks to the whole hipster thing being pretty mainstream, the GAP, not really artsy, and based on the way photos are filtered to look like they are on film – people think it’s high concept…. It’s like let’s grow out our pubic hair, show our nipples, look like we aren’t wearing too much make-up, hang out in the desert, or in LA by the pool, but make it seem like a 60s playboy shoot or rock album cover…and win at life…even though we are still just vapid rich kid money grubber looking for the good life at the 5 star hotel fame whores on insta trying to get famous.. I don’t hate the Halpin sisters – they are a fetish – and I like that I can see her pussy in her panties – I am a pervert…. I don’t hate her sister Joanna…. I do find all of this lame, but that’s not always a terrible thing….when it involves hot chicks… The post Sarah Halpin Cotton Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco Yoga Ass in Big Bang Statement of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not in the mood to write bullshit blog posts on bullshit people – like I do everyday – day in and day out – in this thankless existence….because social media exists so that I don’t have to…and as I fade into obscurity – like I am on the Titanic and I’m the captain and have no choice but to go down with the ship…only instead of an overhyped ship, I’m an irrelevant titty blog… But then I saw this pic of Kaley Cuoco, who makes 1,000,000 dollars an episode – or more….which takes a bout a week to do…and thought…she’s got it figured out…because she’s turned her irrelevance into cash money….because she’s convined people she’s not irrelevant..even though she’s pushing 40 and not hot…and as she waits around…she takes butt shots for attention…all part of her calculated plan of not mattering but being very expensive in her hot mattering.. The post Kaley Cuoco Yoga Ass in Big Bang Statement of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Iggy Azalea Workout Video of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me… She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie… A lie, that is terrible to look at, I find her disgusting, but who fucks connected black guys to exist and get ahead…since they don’t give a fuck about a fat vile ass, in fact – they seek it out, they fattest white ass they can find to aim for it when they are cumming…but always seem to miss, because if you’ve ever been on a flight to an all-inclusive resort in Jamaica you’ll see all the knocking up of white woman by black men that happens… I figure her weird ass shake in NEGATIVE to block out her sloppy is a good way to start the day…even if it’s fucking terrible to look at…it’s still a big ass shaking and that’s ok for me…. The post Iggy Azalea Workout Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wrote a post about robot Nicole Kidman in the first episode of Big Little Lies just a few days ago. I didn’t realize that it was a TV series and that she’d be naked over and over again, because I wouldn’t have used everything I needed or had to say about Nicole Kidman in that one post. I would have staggered those Scientology created her in the basement to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape…which I believe because I’ve been around him once at some event and he looked like an entitled cocksucker who rapes women because he can…or like they pretend Autism doesn’t exist even after John Travolta’s kid dies…because it’s a terrible fucking religion…but it worked out ok this Stepford wife, her tits look fucking great… So the show…Big Little Lies…is directed by homegrown Montrealer Jean-Marc Vallee, who has made movies I like and assume makes good TV…but I just base it on these old lady tits that look so youthful…thanks to science… The post Nicole Kidman Rockin’ Robot Tits in Big Little Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chiara Ferragni is an overrated fashion blogger…which is basically a special kind of person who in the mid 2000s started a blog where they posted their overpriced outfits and got picked up by the fashion magazines and started to exist…so that when social media happened…they had the real platform to get seen, noticed, sell product…brands pay them millions to push product, and they end up becoming real love level celebrities….narcissitic…overpaid…celebrities in their own right…that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world..but they get so much good /positive feedback and jobs they think they are important and matter… So it takes that special kind of person to show off her nipple ring in a sheer outfit for the paparzzi…thinking…”this too will put me on the map and remind people of my massive business I was cleaver enough to create”…while idiots like me can’t make a fucking dollar while at the time she came up – I had way more traffic…so in a lot of ways these tits are mocking my failures…while celebrating her wins…cuz girl is paid to be there…and fighting to stay there…through tit. ALSO at fashion week..skinny lesbian celebrity fucker Stella Maxwell’s underboobs… The post Overrated Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferragni Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I go back and forth on the whole model thing…part of me is a traditionalist and I like the elitism that comes with being scouted, making a bit of a career for yourself, landing an action star, and continuing to model here and there well into your late 30s…like Rosie Hungington…but realize that that despite being lovely as fuck, there’s no real difference from instagram models of today….if anything it gives her more ego and attitude because she didn’t have to build her audience, her agents got her work and it just happened…. While these instagram models, most are rich kids, sure, but they know how to not be total cunts, to not alienate their audience, because they only get work because of their audience…and even if they have teams updating their shit and strategizing…the idea that they did it themselves…rather than just lazily…even if they are all lazy…it’s modeling we are talking about…a fucking joke of a job…. I just think corporate controlled career has nothing on DIY career..if if doing it yourself is actually doing it corporately… Point being, all bitches on camera are cunts who think they are hot enough to be on cameras..and Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley …is just one of them… The post Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley is Great of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev on Yachts of the Day

Posted on March 7, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julianne Hough is apparently getting married because she’s basic like that, you know doing the whole rich and famous princess wedding for someone who I will assume is really fucking lame, uninteresting, entitled and bratty…totally something I don’t like from a professional dancer, I like when they are less hollywood and on tv and more broken, in strip clubs, trying to pay the bills for their shitty kids because they don’t live the dream life….they live a fucking nightmare…the way anyone who trains to be a pro dancer should be…. That said, she’s on her bachelorette party with her bff…Canadian herpes owner Nina Dobrev and the whole thing seems fucking lame as you’d expect…just basic women with too much money and celebrity…the worst…but in bikini…so not so bad I guess… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Some videos and shit.. The post Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev on Yachts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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