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Joanna Krupa for PETA of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa does anything and everything she can to get noticed or to stay relevant, not that she was ever relevant, don’t think I meant to say she was ever relevant, even when she was on TV, which was her most relevant, she still was so low level and barely relevant…… But she’s no longer on TV, so anyone looking for some free endorsement, even low level, really fucking low level, I’m talking not even the low hanging fruit but rather the three week old fruit already on the ground that wasn’t even good enough for the squirrels to eat low grade….you know some barely a prositute that was on TV once..has someone to turn to… She’s got zero going on and even when she had things going on, she had nothing going on, she was a fucking Maxim model in the 90s, so trying to find anything that will feature her to make her feel like she still matters, or works or has value and they feature her because it’s better than getting all press is good press, even if it’s Joanna Krupa press….and the only people who will run with the story, like this PETA don’t wear wool because it hurts Sheep, at least if you get your wool at some kind of horrible slaughter house…because I track hookers…like a hooker GPS…it’s still free….and free is good… The post Joanna Krupa for PETA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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This is Miss Great Britain 2015/16 of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if you keep track of beauty pageant’s from around the world, but I don’t. From my experience, the girls are too fucking cheesy, big haired, bad make-up, straight from the 90s, all dull in personality, even morons, with zero edge in their canned responses…until they lose their minds and end up doing porn…which is when I normally notice them… So I dont know the levels of these pageants – from Miss World to Miss Universe to Miss Usa to who the fuck cares….right… But this is Zara Holland, who is Miss Great Britain 2015/16….but I can’t imagine in her see through dress that this is some Christian based pageant of America…where girls win Scholarships or whatever it is they win, I am going to assume that this is a title they give a reality show star from LAD MAG, Page 3 bullshit, who shows up to events flashing her twat while wasted…looking like porn sluts…also from the 90s….I mean the hot or celebrated girls from the UK look like this 98 percent of the time..and that’s not necessarily a good thing…even if this Zara chick is a great thing… What I am saying is, I don’t know what she’s won, but she’s showing up to events in her underwear and a sheer dress with caked on make-up and that is the kind of pageant winner I’m into…even if she’s not even hot..hot doesn’t matter, what does matter is her busting out of her dress… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post This is Miss Great Britain 2015/16 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works. How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing. The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts… Here’s some videos… The post Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day

Posted on March 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not into Miranda Kerr, I find her garbage and never really understood how she scammed Victoria’s Secret into being one of their most marketed “angels” before firing her for being a cunt, a cunt filled by Bieber while being married and mom to Orlando Bloom, or as I like to call him, her meal ticket. She has since gone onto do whatever it takes to land billionaires and in the last 2 years, there has been at lease 3, which statistically is a lot of billionaires, enough to make you think she targets them, because like all hookers, she fucking loves money…and the idea of breeding with it. She’s got one kid that pays the bills when things don’t go as well in her virtually irrelevant career that probably doesn’t make her all that money, why not do another one… Her latest Billionaire is Frat Boy Snapchat creator, who could be fucking all the girls he probably gets BCCed on the dirty snaps, you know coded an algorithm that does some image recognition and drops the millions of nudes sent daily in his inbox. The whole foundation of snapchat was based on “trust me I’ll delete your nudes, I’ll even send a screenshot of my photos to prove it”.. yet he chooses this passed around “sally”…she’s not even a VS model anymore, when he could get a VS model…. I have no idea what these guys like about her or see in her, I mean the Snapchat kid’s last girlfriend, who has a snapchat tattoo by the way, is a fucking pig…but also a hooker looking girl, so it’s not about the past, but rather the future and why date a quality chick, or someone with talent or skill, when you can get one who is pretty transparent in her intentions….because when you date a whore, they usually know the system, and how to play it in their favor – where they can be strategic cunts, know when to complain and when to behave because you are staff…at least when they are as good at it as she is. Either way, the video of her awkward fitness was funny to me.. Here she is at the Oscars – doing the “pretty woman” – the story of her life… The post Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shakira Butt Shot of the Day

Posted on February 27, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is what Shakira’s ass has become… This is what Shakira’s ass was…. Or This one… I guess this is growing up….making babies….depressing for girls…not so depressing for guys since there are always hot 20 year olds down to fuck an old dude to be freaks…that piss off their parents…even when you’re 70 there will be 20 year olds you can buy…with bodies like Shakira has…especially in third world countries… I guess this patriarchal regime isn’t so bad… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shakira Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to have a doll that I got at a dollar store that looked like Jon Benet Ramsey, so we took a series of index cards and made weird signs with weird Jon Benet Ramsey quotes that we put in her hands…like “FIND ME”…. as we’d have drunken gatherings, Jon Benet eventually lost her limbs and become BEATRICE, This was my first girlfriend Beatrice – she was real sweet. #flooded #basement #finds A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 24, 2016 at 8:43am PST I’ve always felt a deep connection with the story of a girl exploited by her parents who just disappeared.. Well the internet thinks she’s grown into Katy Perry, because Illuminati, and Katy Perry’s dad is some weird Evangelical, so nothing weird there… I’ve seen a bunch of these the last few days…it’s a funny theory.. Where is the “MAKING OF THE MUDERER” ARMCHAIR DETECTIVE 10 PART SERIES ON THIS…. I guess what it comes down to is – who cares.. The post The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid for Korea of the Day

Posted on February 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Hadid may not be as hot as a K-Pop band’s insane music video featuring Korean girls twerking and dancing like strippers…but she’s got more Plastic surgery than those girls, who are trying to whitify themselves to look more Hollywood, only she’s doing it to be more like a model…and people are buying into it…. She is more North Korean and robotic than K-Pop..and here she is in Bootleg Vogue, you know Korean Market Vogue, because she’s the Bootleg Hadid sister, which is pretty bootleg, considering the one she’s a bootleg of is still only a model because she’s a rich kid… I guess what it comes down to is – who cares.. The post Bella Hadid for Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Video of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LOOK INTO THE MIRROR….that’s really what ripped, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart really wants you to do ….otherwise she wouldn’t be doing these fitness videos in pretty much no clothing, in front of mirrors that allow us to see her fucking ass… I mean I don’t really care that her fitness is really what they used to call “thirst trapping”….where girls pretend to be innocently spreading their ass on instagram, to try to give the illusion that spreading their ass wasn’t the intention, but the likes they are getting for spreading their ass is welcomed / the point… There’s nothing about this video that can help….you get fit, but everything in this video is good for jerking off to… The post Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cora Keegan’s Jacked Up Panties of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cora Keegan is some daddy issue model who dates old men, who have money, as models do… She’s a model drop out, which is pretty funny, because she’s too hip to be a commercial model, and saves her modeling for imporant campaigns…I guess…like this.. You know “Fuck you Victoria’s Secret and your million dollar contract and your PR push that gets me known.. I am going to do a dated, played out concept in the desert with guns and blown out cars….like it was a Coachella promo video 10 years ago…because I like the aesthetic of the blown out Desert outlaw vibe…it’s so cool…10 years ago… I am only posting this because I like the panties pulled up into her twat. There’s a cheesy video that goes with it… Yes, I’m a hater for played out ideas… The post Cora Keegan’s Jacked Up Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Saoirse Ronan is some Irish actress who is nominated for her second Oscar for the movie Brooklyn…her first was in 2007 for something called Atonement, when she was a tween….because she’s only 21 now… Not that I think the Oscars are important, I do think they are bullshit and in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. But they can make a fucking career for a bitch…so to be nominated for 2 by 21 is pretty insane… I’ve never been nominated for an Oscar and I can say with certainty that I will never be nominated for an Oscar, and I can say that when I was 21, I was still getting boners at strip clubs without contact…you know figuring out how to get to the all you can eat buffet before 6 pm for the $2 cover charge…was my big accomplishment… So it’s impressive…I guess…at least more impressive that these soaking wet pics, and not the good kind of soaking wet (see through panties) but rather the cold soaking wet that looks uncomfortable…for Interview Magazine…perfect for you “drowning hookers fetishists”… Here are the pics… The post Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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