Julianne Hough accidentally posted a picture she meant to sent to her brother asking “when are you coming home brother, mom and dad are out for the afternoon and I need you to come play like we did when we were 15, I miss your cock and the excitement of making a flipper baby…because incest is the best”… Because there’s no way that those two dancing with the stars, shoulda been strippers but life worked out thanks to American loving dance…don’t fuck… It’s like they are both professionally trained dancers, and any parents putting their kinds into dance…are the kind of parents who want their kids in entertainment…and/or to practice while they watch… It’s all so creepy. but probably not as creepy as when she used to fuck Ryan Seacrest. The post Julianne Hough Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit… In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked… The post Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit… In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked… The post Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is a picture of Lamar Odom’s surveillance footage from the Bunny Ranch brothel that I guess records everything, even when you are paying to play there…because dudes who run Brothels like filming all their clients fuck, for extortion reasons and/or security for the girls…who they don’t actually care about, they are their pimps…pimps never care about their whores.. That said, I guess nothing in life is private…unless you actually look at the surveillance footage and see…that you can’t see anything…and the fact it is being circulated is pretty “thirsty”… Not to mention, the fact that this is major news, on every news network, on repeat, and more than just a secondary story…in the corner of the sites reminds us that the Kardashians, who probably staged this, and who are probably all in a suite partying, whether Lamar is killed off like the woman Bruce Jenner ran over before becoming Caitlin….or if he is there partying with them… To think that the Kardashians, the greedy, selfish, will do anything cut throat and know how to get away with murder (OJ SIMPSON WAS THE TEST SUBJECT)…throwing death into a storyline, making sure Khloe doesn’t need to pay off in the divorce, and possibly shutting him up…because he knows too much…seems absoultely believable… More so now that the family are coming to his bedside with camera crews… Ultimately, CNN and other news outlets perpetuate this sensationalized crap…they create these people…and the Kardashians….are worse than any organized crime ring… Either way, good security footage… Here’s Lamar’s whores…from the weekend… The post Lamar Odom in Brothel Surveillance Footage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shay Mitchell is one of the players in the Pretty Little Liars show…and she’s gone on, and branched out from easy to digest, bullshit TV shows that reach the masses but that suck if you have half a brain…that are obviously better than any TV show I’ve written, produced or been on, so you don’t need to send me emails about how I’m just jealous of Shay Mitchell, at least she’s doing it, and living it, and getting paid…and a loser like me can’t have an opinion of her…even though her day rate is based on our opinion of her…. What I’m trying to say is that she wrote a book…a book that seems ridiculous, but that she was smart enough to attach her name to because it will become a TV series of it’s own for her tween fanbase…that she’s clearly manipulating…or a movie series…either way…it’s going to make this one-trick pony rich as fuck…some Gossip Girl / Sex in the City / Twilight shit….all because of her celebrity and fan base… Not quite genius,but I guess she’s not an idiot, or her management are idiots… blame Canada…even though she’s too good for Canada…except when it comes to supporting her team…something Toronto fans can #cometogether staring at… I guess Ashley Benson’s not an idiot either, because she’s socializing with the bitch, because they work together, it’s good for paparazzi / PR and most importantly…good to maintain friendships, because this bitch is about the blow up and become powerful..unfortunately not actually blow up…or fall to the depths of desperation willing to suck dick for an audition… I hate when girls make it, but like when they “make it”… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell For Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katy Perry wears short skirts and thick panties as part of her costume for her tour…it’s like she’s a high school cheerleader…who left her high school body in the dumpster like it was unwanted baby on prom….and instead spent 10 years eating badly and thickening up…so that she looks like a middle aged secretary or customer service rep at the office Halloween party after one too many cocktails…getting freaky…thanks to years of oppressing her inner slut… I don’t think Katy Perry is that hot of a performer, I find her clunky, but she’s got a warm soul…surrounded by people who look like they are taking advantage of her, even if they are from her past…because she spoils everyone…probably out of guilt of being as successful as she is…it’s like “That Kissed a Girl Song was a Joke…How the Fuck Did this Empire Happen…Let me fly everyone to luxurious trips to celebrate this nonsense that is my life”…only she never invites me… But at least the internet lets me look up her skirt.. Here’s a Katy Perry “Sexy Tribute” on Youtube… The post Katy Perry Butt Flash in BRazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, a couple of Canadians decided to stick their noses where they don’t belong…and make a song and music video about the US gun crisis…war on GUNS,…NRA….Constitutional right…that isn’t really any of their god damn concern…but that I guess they figured would get views if they made a powerful enough video… The people are JS Houle ft. Virginie Fortin and they are peddling their song on iTUNES…with this video…mocking the real life gun issues…that don’t involve them, affect them, and that are enough to get a trespasser shot… People like to think is a gun crisis because that’s just how it’s marketed when people kill each other with guns…when clearly if you want to kill people you can use more than just guns…provided guns were less accessible to get… I am not a gun toting republican, but I probably would be if I was American…because someone needs to start targeting hte right people when they do these mass shootings…like the celebrities…and not little kids at school…you sick fucks.. The post Canadians Take On the Gun Crisis in America of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Let’s take a moment out of our busy unemployed lives…to look at this perfectly captured moment Taylor Swift was nice enough to share of us…of her face scrunched up…in what could be her uncomfortable with the smell of Black people, as some people from Tennessee would be…or maybe it’s just her reminding us that she’s quirky as fuck and has zero sex appeal no matter how spread her legs are…or how many dudes she’s let cum inside her….because I have a feeling that this is what she looks like when she’s focused and about to cum….all like the kid allergic to everything in your elementary school having an asthma attach because he sat next to someone eating a peanut butter sandwich…and if that’s not erotic to you…you’re dead on the inside…even though Taylor Swift is never erotic to me…because I am dead on the inside…but gay guys love her…and so do the Christians…so her sex appeal, no matter how hard she tries…still drives her boyfriends to erotic massage parlors…that don’t give prostate massages but that still jerk you off…because either Taylor is shitty in bed, or they don’t even have sex and it’s all business…or she’s a freak and made him do it…because her people are her puppets…who knows… The post Taylor Swift Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So the news on FB, that’s I’m too lazy to type out “Facebook”, is that Hayden Panettiere checked herself into a rehab facility because she had postpartum depression….which is code for “I hate my fucking baby and want to kill the motherfuckeer than myself”… She posted a picture of her post baby body, with a little passive aggressive resentment the other day, before checking herself in…and I can assume it’s a hormones being all out of whack fucking up the chemicals in her brain…because based on her 7 foot RUSSIAN baby daddy with possibly no soul, as most RUSSIANS I know have no souls, and they aren’t professional thugs….I’ll assume her pussy was already broke down and bet the fuck up long before the baby ever came…but rather when he first came.. I guess this is a real issue, being a parent is hard, especially when your own mother is some soap star vapid looking porno bitch…or maybe it is because her character on TV had it – and gave her some thoughts…that she realized having babies sucks… So some call it postpartum depression, I call it buyers remorse…or really just being a parent, since having kids…is the fucking worst…and getting rid of them and their annoying ways…is a real option, just not in today’s society…but 400 years ago, you could have pulled it off… I guess checking herself in – is better for her career than baby killing… The post Hayden Panettiere Hates Her Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
