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Jennifer Lawrence Gives Dudes Piggy Back Rides of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is taking a lesson out of the Taylor Swift school of bullshit friendships to show the world you’re a normal, tolerable person…and like Taylor Swift, her “friend”…she is now creating her own army…of comedians.. I guess in her quirky, weirdness, she feels as though she’s a comedian at heart…maybe a comedic genius and that’s why she falls all the time, or says insane things all the time, and it has nothing to with her being some mentally fucked up, sold to hollywood at a young age by her parents, before selling herself out to a franchise movie that makes her big fucking money, while doing other big box office roles for Academy awards, because the stories are more compelling…and they still pay her her rate…because she’s so high in demand…something that I find amazing, but not as amazing as her tits…tits I decided I liked and tits that made her more interesting to me…after she leaked her sexts…to make her seem more human and have sex appeal she knew she had but was too awkward to really have… So now, these Comedians who are ultra fucking famous, because “comedy”…is the new reality star, and comedians get into the hearts of everyone…through laughter…even if they are like this Brown dude and the jokes are fucking safe and lame…because men are encouraged to be tame, pansies now…or like Amy Schumer…where they are just some fat chick making jokes about getting gang banged…and throat fucked…because girls are encouraged to be raunchy now…both of whom are Jennifer Lawrence’s crew…who she piggy backs….even though any immasculated dude letting a chick piggy back ride him…probably also lets a chick peg him… This is lame… . TO SEE THE REST OF THIS WEIRD GROUPIE SHIT CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Gives Dudes Piggy Back Rides of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Campbell for LUI Magazine of the Day

Naomi Campbell, or as we like to call her, Midnight, because she reminds me of a black stripper in her 40s I once fell in love with because of her unique smell off too much perfume and black chick….coupled with the fact that black girls just don’t age like white girls…and into their 80s can be round assed, smooth skinned, goddesses…if they have the right athletic body type, because as you know, if you’ve been to Walmart and you have, that no all black girls are long, tall and lean..but rather…that round ass is round everything all jacked up with Diabetes as they drink their sugary drinks and eat their processed food…becuase America likes to oppress black people…while Europe and I guess Russia like to make them millionaires…like they did with Naomi Campbell…one of the most sour models in the history of models…with a diva personality far more interesting than Beyonce, or Oprah…. I am a fan, and not just because she still looks good naked…but because this is 25 years after she first started getting naked… The post Naomi Campbell for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Round-Up of the Day

What the world needs more of…is Disney queen Britney Spears…in shorts…or playing dead…or giving the finger…or at the beach all while under conservatorship because I like seeing a product her family created…well into her 30s…still being a product for her family to sell to the masses and monetize…with total disregard for her well-being or happiness…like she’s a dancing little puppet with no soul…because they’ve made her a dancing little puppet with no soul..and the fact that is legal..while locking down a girl in your basement for your own song and dance isn’t…blows my mind….and she’s still got a pretty great ass…in shorts..for a mom… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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FAME WHORE OF THE DAY

I don’t even want to say her name…because that’s what she wants us to do… But maybe I should encourage this kind of behavior, because it’s funny…. You know all these fame whores aren’t any different than the girls who get famous, or the girls on instagram who are posting half naked pictures of themselves for the sake of likes and a dream they’ll get found… They are just more literal in their publicity stunting, like “look at my ass walking down a busy street in LA for the paparazzi so blogs talk about them…and the fact that it is this easy to get noticed, and even if it won’t lead to anything substantial, at least she’s had her ass in the paparazzi pictures…where as so many other girls aren’t as obvious, desperate, even pathetic… Point being, these paparazzi plays, like sex tapes are more interesting to me than anything else a fame whore pretending to not be a fame whore when everyone is a fame whore does…and I’m into it.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE HONORABLE MENTION OF THE FAME WHORE OF THE DAY is BAI LING – Because she’s the leader of this movement…possibly the inventor and I love her for that…memories of a simpler, pre-social media time… CLICK HERE The post FAME WHORE OF THE DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale had a Slumber Part of the Day

This just makes me feel uncomfortable… In what could be representative of missing out on a childhood while trying to get famous… Or Hollywood Michael Jackson creepy “Let’s pretend we’re kids because it’s so fun”…. Or Hollywood rich person fetishes that involved sexual get togethers and orgies…this time role playing in onesies… It’s just fucking weird, but not as weird as Ashley Tisdale’s botched nose job, yet still award winning face….but weird…that she’d want to share it with her fans instead of keeping this insanity private… But then again, her fanbase are weird, can’t let go of the past, dudes who jerk off to Kids shows…so they are probably very into this sad, Disney inspired event… These people are fucking delusional… A video posted by Ashley Tisdale (@ashleytisdale) on Oct 1, 2015 at 9:20pm PDT TO SEE PICS OF HER RED HAIR AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale had a Slumber Part of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day

Jessica Chastain is a Juliard Graduate…which means she’s a real actress…professionally trained even though I think acting is a farce, a lie, bullshit and just something people who have massive egos do because they are pretentious and arrogant and have a confidence to be an asshole playing make belief for an audience…but maybe I am wrong… I can’t really place in any movie that she’s done, but apparently she’s award winning…I guess I am ignorant, but it didn’t take Jessica Chastain to realize that…I generally don’t really care about 38 year olds…or their careers…but I do care that she apparently important enough to show her old lady nipples in W Magazine….and nipples, even old lady nipples are fun to look at…part of the reason I applied for a job at an old folks home as a sponge bath giving orderly back in the 90s in the first place..before realizing…that there is such thing as too old nipples…and more important…vagina…Chastain has a few years before that happens though…so let her show off her talent while she can The post Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell Bikini Butt and Nina Dobrev Bikini Tits for Canadian Thanksgiving of the Day

Shay Mitchell posted a picture of her ass in a bikini because as a Canadian who has made it in America…she’s trying to secure her place so she doesn’t get deported, which she probably won’t, because at her level green cards are easy to get, but that doesn’t matter to her, she’s more into having a career and staying on top…it’d be awful to peak at 25 on her stupid show..that everyone seems to life…so I guess bikini pics get likes, likes feel good and bring hope of a better tomorrow… In related news, Nina Dobrev was in a bikini also…or maybe she’s just another fake tit, Canadian hooker who pretends to be an actor, because she’s been cast in a TV show, despite being nothing more than an Instagram whore who has a good team behind her, and supportive parents willing to whore them out to the world at a young age…but when you take actual work and money aside, the tits on instagram are still a struggle for likes…in this “Look at me, all I care about is Likes”…world… I guess this is my Canadian Thanksgiving, even if I am not thankful for this garbage, post.. TO SEE THE WHOLE CAST OF PRETTY LITTLE LIARS – CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell Bikini Butt and Nina Dobrev Bikini Tits for Canadian Thanksgiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in Grazia of the Day

Chemotherapy survivor…who didn’t let Chemotherapy make her miss a beat…allowing her to attend every event…even if it bloated her and forced her to get breast implants to balance things out…unless she doesn’t have breast implants at all…but instead just hit puberty…and the breast implants are just a rumor…because you’d you’d think that kind of invasive cosmetic surgery would be bad for a weak immune system…caused by her Lupus…but tits are good for business..and some risks are worth taking…especially when your Chemo dose didn’t make you lose you hair, unless this is a wig… Either way, she did Grazia…in the studio…because she’s an artist…if you consider plastic Disney bullshit art…and I guess it’s as close to Art as america really likes…it’s a culturally thing…now where’s my quick to digest and fill my hunger McDonalds to appease my instant gratification attention span…. I guess what I am trying to say is that I can’t get enough of Selena Gomez…and here she is in another magazine on her Lupus Chemotherapy tour that would be exhausting and not advised if she was actually sick… The post Selena Gomez in Grazia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the first Lingerie Model Bot…who was at one time a topless model bot…because she was created in a test tube by a biologist she called Dad…like this was hot model version of Edward Scissor hands..who used his sperm with some lesbian to create this magical creature… Hot girls, even when they are bots, are interchangeable…especially if you have a budget…just buy a new one to have sex with…that’s how rich dudes live…so that isn’t what’s interesting in this campaign for the evil people at Victoria’s Secret… What is interesting, is that after 3 decades of “if it works why change it”….the brand has adapted to the times and stopped photoshopping out nipples…like it was 1 discount retailers budget catalog in the 70s…if it met instagram filters…kinda hot…or as hot as the brand can get… The post Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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People Love This Couple of the Day

This ridiculous couple has gone viral….with some millionaire German couple who craved the American life because the dude used to watched Facebook and though”I want to be American…and marry a girl with tits that don’t fit his trashy girlfriend…and the whole thing is ridiculous that it is even a story…or going viral…isn’t this how every American already lives…. “I had a vision which I have now made come true – I have created my own Baywatch and my girl is hotter than Pamela Anderson.” Looks like they are ghetto, inspired by Kardashian…trash…that are trying to get their own reality show….but the A few years ago I was poor, fat and unhappy. My life was my enemy. But one day I made a decision: I took responsibility and created a vision of myself. I decided that whatever it needs to get there I will do. Yes it was hard. Yes I was afraid to fail. But I always kept moving forward and forced myself to believe!” These people are ridiculous, possibly all that is wrong with Hollywood…so many fake tits…and random words of wisdom on how you can live the fake titty, “mansion” life….over at their instagram YOTTA_LIFE Looks like scam, and or like he’s a pimp to me… The post People Love This Couple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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