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Dolly Parton for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson posted these pics of Dolly Parton on his site that I assume he took for some kind of magazine, and they are in the, what is now the standard Terry Richardson photo, which is unfortunately boring and corporate, when I’d be more interested in seeing Dolly Parton in the not so original, but original enough Terry Richardson pics of the late 90s, that put him on the map as some kind of “artist” or “it-girl”, which involved nudity, penetration, softcore porn, because even at 100 years old…Dolly tits give me a boner, I just would rather be staring at them naked….I mean I’m technically naked but she isn’t…

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Lindsay Lohan for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR continues with even more amazing bottom feeding trash that most people forget exists, or don’t care exists, but are still huge names, and people want to see dancing around in totally non-christmas related dance….to non-christmas related song…in some peep show style show…like this one of Lindsay Lohan…who has awesome tits…is a still a huge star to me…and who I would get pregnant if I could, because I don’t mind the herpes or the pile of broken sadness that comes with being Lindsay Lohan…in fact that who Parents whoring her out for their personal gain, destroying her at her core, is exactly what I look for in long term opportunistic love… Either, here’s her botox face being amazing….looking like some kind of Claymation Christmas miracle…that is only a Miracle because she’s still alive…

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Jennifer Aniston in Allure of the Day

I don’t think Jennifer Aniston is that hot…I mean not now at 100 fucking years old, and not when she was on Friends… I think people were only responsive because she had fat tits and hard nipples while on a hit show, when hit shows mattered… I figure if she’s not good enough for Brad Pitt, she’s not good enough for me, throw her out like last week’s kitchen garbage, shitty sitcom star… But I’ll still look at her dried up, menopausal, not good enough for anyone to marry….tits…in Allure’s January issue…

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Naomi Campbell Does Agent Provocateur of the Day

Naomi Campbell was at one point in time one of the biggest things in modelling, which is almost amazing to think about, because the world is racist, and most tall black girls aren’t made into millionaire models, but instead used for other things, like the mom of 6 babies with different daddies…I’ve seen Maury…I know how it is… Luckily, I’ve never been a racist, I mean the first tits I ever jerked off to were from National Geographic African tribes, and I’ve carried that love for black women with saggers into my adult life, not that I’ve ever banged any black girls, they always give me atitude and laugh at my small penis…but I would… Not that this has anything to do with Naomi Campblell, the billionaire dating supermodel, who clearly still has it going on in Agent Provocateur lingerie….but this is my site, I’ll talk about what I want to…

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Amy Pascal from the Sony Leaks of the Day

Here’s some of the Sony Leak…that made me laugh… This can’t be real…but if it is…it’s amazing….but more importantly it is a solid reminder that LA is filled with the most horrible fucking people, who make way too much money, making too much garbage, and celebrating it like it is amazing…but not as amazing at how ridiculous these high powered execs are…seriously…

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i-D Magazine’s Winter Fashion Nudity by Tyrone Lebon of the Day

I guess i-D Magaine is some fashion magazine…that I guess is on some sort of cutting edge of bullshit…since the fashion industry is bullshit…and what people think is relevant or interesting is bullshit…and even this shoot for fashion…that is really just naked models….is bullshit…but luckily bullshit I am totally into…because well..naked models… They are: Charlotte Carey, Frederikke, Athena Wilson, Anastasia Ivanova, Paula Magyar, Sabina Karlsson, Moffy, Sonoya Mizuno, Hazel Scott-Somme, Ayesha Tan Jones, Reba Maybury & Jess Maybury I’ve never heard of them…but I’ve seen their nipples…and I don’t think any of us are any better off for it…but I’m sitting on a couch in Canada, not getting a blowjob, while my wife eats Chrismas cookies…and reminds me how horrible my life is…what the fuck else am I supposed to do…

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Eva Doll in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

I have never heard of Eva Doll, but I am going to assume Doll isn’t her real name, and that she’s been recruited from some amazing and magical place called the Czech Republic, where horribly desperate women, who are more beautiful than American women, but who thanks to war torn communism, can’t afford the luxuries of life, and thanks to an abundance of hot women, can’t really compete with for the local millionaires, billionaires, and mail order American buyers….so they either turn to porn, webcams or if they are tall enough…modeling…which is what I guess this model, Eva Doll, has done…and in doing that…tits have been shown…nipples have been seen…and love has happened…all over my pants…at least it would….if this was the 80s, I was 15, and I wasn’t so desenitized to sexuality, nudity thanks to internet porn…and I had enough testosterone left in me to get a boner…. All this to say…I liek Eva Doll…

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Ariana Grande’s Slutty Santa Video of the Day

Ariana Grande, is a big popstar deal, thus making her music absolutely horrible, intolerable, but you probably know the words of, because that’s how radio raping your ears work, kind of like Big Sean’s big Penis, rapes her vagina, when she’s not too busy being a silly, plastic, fabricated popstar cunt. All these girls are are interchangeable, they sing the same stupid songs, they are packaged the same stupid way, some for specific markets, it’s all strategic and not dude to any work or merit of their own….it’s just a fucking money making scam… And this one shows off legs, wears the leotards, is not as ratchet and raver as Miley, not as black or hip hop as Nicki Minaj, but still just filliings slots, while having their slots filled, and here she is pushing being sexy as far as she can, while remaining cute, because that is her mandate for her branding, even though you know she’d be sucking dick on video if she was told to, because that’s how these things work.. So today, while people care, it’s a Christmas morning twerk…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

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Gisele Bundchen in a Push Up Bra for Vogue Australia of the Day

Gisele Bündchen and Baz from Moulin Rouge did a pretty intense and dramatic Chanel ad, that I can assume had the budget of a feature movie, in the millions of dollars, and that they considered a success, even though unlike a movie, they didn’t sell 100s of millions of dollars in tickets for people to see it, they just sort of gave it away…since it was an ad, reminding us that these big corporations have too much fucking money, because we throw money at them, not that I throw money at Chanel, but retard rich people do because it gives them an illusion that they have made it, because what else do you do with too much fucking money, and sugar babies and strippers who love Chanel because their stage name is Chanel and their earrings are the double C, alike will respond nicely to it…we’re in a money driven world…and you’re all fucking idiots… That said, Australia Vogue felt like celebrating the surf star Gisele and her push up bra…because their own movie magic Baz directed it…and the whole thing is not exciitng…unless you’re into trannies…who have tits…because otherwise they are just dudes with long hair…

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Gisele Bundchen in a Push Up Bra for Vogue Australia of the Day

Irina Shayk for Sunglasses of the Day

What the world needs more of is Irina Shayk modeling anything…. whether it is lingerie or sunglasses, she’s hot as fuck…even if she’s probably had a lot of plastic surgery, making her perfectly lovely enough to me..to appreciate….or maybe I just like Russians because they have no soul…or maybe I just like hookers who position themselves properly with A-List athletes, leading to Sports Magazines and tabloid fodder, allowing her amazing body to shine through and take the fuck over…like a barmaid who has defied all odds or some fucking story of overcoming all obstacles, to get to a place where she makes 100k for a day shooting for a brand…She’s won…but when looking at her pics..I like to think we’ve all won…except me….I always lose…but you know what I mean…

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Irina Shayk for Sunglasses of the Day