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Kat Dennings Sharing a Strawberry of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chubby Kat Dennings is showing off her lesbian romance, because everyone is a lesbian these days, I blame the hormones in the food, and hardcore porn for turning girls off of dick, not that I care if girls are lesbians anymore, because lesbians today are actually a lot more fun than lesbians of the past, when being a lesbian was frowned upon and not seen as some awesome alternative lifestyle, where girls can talk about eating pussy with dudes and then collectively go gang bang a chick… What is comes down to is that almost everyone eats pussy. It’s just a different era in sex and sexuality, where Lesbianism is hardly as militant, sure they still like hardware stores but the are hardly as angry… even if they hate me, I don’t hate all of them…I just hate that they don’t believe my little penis is actually a clit…it makes eating them out a pain in the ass… All this to say, I prefer when she was releasing nudes to the internet for attention…not sharing strawberries…so homo.

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Anais Pouliot in Lingerie of the Day

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Anais Pouliot is a Montreal model who some how managed to become famous enough to land some serious campaigns, despite not being that hot, especially not in these pics, where her body is average, her face is wrinkled, and her overall modelling not exciting… I mean the only thing interesting about this is that it is for Urban Outfitters and you can see some nipple, like Urban Outfitters is some kind of soft core porno magazine, designed to destroy all things hipster and underground and exploit the shit out it to the masses…turning every 16 year old and her girl scout group into nipple showing, ass cheek showing tricks…on their way to Coachella… I am ok with that. What I am not ok with is that this local model, who is now an international model. She even booked Victoria’s Secret…hasn’t invited me for sex every times she gets to town… It’s a bummer. But so are lingerie catalog pics.

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Kate Upton Must be Pregnant of the Day

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I’ve been calling Kate Upton a pic since day one. I have been getting hate mail for calling Kate Upton a pig since day one. I was just fascinated how someone with average looks and a really shitty body could get as far as she did. Then I found out that her grandfather invented the Washing Machine, that she was rich as fuck, and I guess rich girls know people, and those people, hooked a sister up… So all my seemingly hateful things I said about Kate Upton, were really me just trying to make sense of her. Knowing tits that big would have a belly and ass that would catch up…but maybe, just maybe she’d take all the criticism to heart, stop eating, start working out and really show kids how to be hot and healthy all at the same time… But apparently, she was more into the cash grab, take all the jobs she can get and then land a pro Athlete, because they run in the same circles, seeing as she’s a Sports Illustrated model…then settle down and have kids because despite saying she’s 22, she has the body of a 38 year old about to use up her last egg… But here she is, walking the streets for the paparazzi…in what looks like Maternity wear….up on some Roseanne Barr during the fat years kick… Is it possible that she’s pregnant, or is she just fat? Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers does…. If you’re going to bet on anything, bet on the Detroit Tigers who are shown on Sports Book Review as 2-1 favorites tonight and not whether Kate Upton is Fat or Pregnant, because even if she’s pregnant – she’s still too fat to be a top model and with every picture taken of her – she mocks the entire industry. Now stare at her big everything.

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Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

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Christina Aguilera is an ego, and in being an ego, figured she should get naked and show the world her pregnant as fuck body and her big dark mom nipples, because pregnancy is a great thing, at least for Christina Aguilera, since it’s a great excuse or reason for her being fat, where as when she is not pregnant, she’s gotta keep as much clothes as possible on, so that her harnesses and shaping SPANX don’t show when she’s on TV…distracting everyone with cleaveage…. In 1997…I thought Christina Aguilera was alright. I would have been into these kinds of pics…but it’s been 20 years. She’s a mom of 1 or 2 kids…She’s been obese for the last 5 years, except for the month before she got knocked up again. I have little interest in her or her nipples, it’s too much…too late…but I guess it would be a waste for me to not stare at them and try to get a boner like old times…

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Chrissy Teigen Flashes Some Tit in a Men’s Shirt on Purpose of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Teigen is a fame whore, who has never really made much money for herself as a model, as you would probably imagine based on her bloated face and double chin…she’s a bit of a pig…at least when not starving herself for Sports Illustrated season – the only campaign she’s ever got that was really a PR play because she doesn’t get paid for that shit… She made her money locking down a dude, tricking him into thinking she was the coolest, even his soul made, and behaving long enough for him to Marry her…giving her half his fortune because when they met he was hardly as famous as he is now, so she can take ownership and collect her 50% when it all comes crashing down… So, the paparazzi spotted her on the street, she pulled outer tit…because that is what you do when your tits are all you have…other than your husbands money… She was a fan of the site, now she’s an enemy of the site..but who cares…here’s some tit on the street cuz she’s classy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Talula Wilde In a Bath in Lingerie of the Day

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Her name is Talula Wilde . She is a stepGIRL and she just did this very erotic and amazing shoot with Ali Hussain and she’s amazing, but would you expect anything less from DrunkenStepfather.com. Despite all the hate and being misunderstood. We’re quality and amazing…well at least Talula Wilde is, which is good enough for me, I’ll just let her carry me as she gets more and more famous…until she can’t support my obesity and pretends she doesn’t know me when I run into her on the street…because let’s face it…people outgrow people…so take in this magical moment while this babe is still on our side.

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Jillian Murray Amazing Bikini in Mexico Pics of the Day

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Her name is Jillian Murray . I am in love with her, but I don’t think she believes me, or cares, or notices because I’ve been sending her love messages on Instagram and Facebook and pretty much everywhere, and she ignores me… Maybe she’s too busy for me because she has a new movie that release Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, which is apparently released this week and sounds like it probably won’t be in a Theatre near you, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth watching…anything she is in is worth watching…including, but not limited to…bikini pics…. Maybe girls like to Date Up and she’s going to the beach with more famous actors, producers and directors…and there’s no room in her bed for a 350 pound blogger…. Or maybe she doesn’t even know I exist, no one really does…but I know she exists…because I haven’t stopped staring at her waist to hip ratio the last 12 hours since I found these pics of her… Now I am going to pretend that these weren’t taken on what I can only assume is a romantic getaway…cheating on our love…but the nice thing about love…is that it is unconditional…and I just feel happy knowing I can stare at these pics, print them up and even sleep with them…until she lets me audition for a role as her side bitch… Who cares, bikini pics, she’s amazing.

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Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Take Their Vitamins at a Drag Queen Party of the Day

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One of the best lifestyle photographers out of LA, goes by the name RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH …where he goes to all the it parties, takes great pics and shares them with us commoners not invited… He went to some Drag Queen’s birthday party, that Katy Perry was also at…and she was wearing a tight dress that made her tits look awesome, and it makes me wonder why she doesn’t let RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH be the only person to take pics of her… You see I’ve known of Katy Perry since she was just a hipster in LA…and I’ve seen her tits get more and more famous…but for some reason…she just never looked good to me. I found her ugly, sloppy, even a monster…up on some Lady Gaga – we scammed the world shit… But every pic RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH gets of her…I fall in love with..and want to ejaculate on…either he’s good, or she’s good, she just hasn’t been documented very well. Derek Hough and some other Dancing with the Stars trash was there, because he’s gay, you knew this from his dancing career, if you even know who Derek Hough is…and he busted out his homo dance moves because that’s just such an LA thing to do. You see if you haven’t been to LA, it’s a cheesy fucking place where all these people stroke their own egos and think they are talent, and they compete to showcase said talent, even though they are already rich from their talent. It’s like a massive horrible Bar Mitzvah, everywhere you go…and the entertainment..is equally as bad…It’s nice to see she’s reconnecting with her roots…

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Rumer Willis isn’t Offensively Ugly Anymore of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess some mom’s teach their daughters how to cook and clean and be a good wife. Other mom’s teach their daughters that they don’t need to appease a man, and that they can be their own person. Then there are mom’s who encourage their girls to get an education or follow their dreams….while some mom’s say “don’t date a poor dude, rich guys are just as annoying but at least you have a nice house”…where as Rumer Willis’ mom taught her that if your face is mangled due to poor genetics, you can always fix it up and look sharp… Her potato head is something mean bloggers made fun of, even though it was never that bad, and she wasn’t deserving of all the negativity spewed her way because people hated her mom. She’s a fucking victim…attacked for just trying to live… And now, she’s got the last laugh, because she’s kind of a babe…but maybe I just like a girl with a mic shoved into her face…now that she’s pushing a singing career: I guess the point of this is that I am all for girls rebuilding themselves, to rebuild their self esteem, I figure you can spend your trust fund on cocaine, or strategic surgeries, or both…it’s a vain world….so do what’s right…and Rumer…did what’s right… Here’s her weirdo video…in a bikini rubbing down gay men…looking hot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of her Perfroming where she’s not that hot – but hotter than she’s ever been… CLICK HERE

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Eva Herzigova in a One Piece of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eva Herzigova is in a one piece…I would image you’d care about this if you had any fucking ideal who Eva Herzigova is…and I feel like you probably do, but I don’t and I’ve been writing the site for 10 years, which means I started when she was probably in her prime, and I still don’t know who the fuck she is…sooooooooo she’s in a one piece…this is not news, but the news is depressing. I don’t need to hear about 2000 people dying of Ebola in some African country that I know will spread to the rest of the world – killing us all off, a fear of mine when I was younger and a little more hopeful in humanity, but now something I am ready to see happen….or maybe the 1500 Christians killed in Iraq, the Isreal crisis, the Libya criss…shit’s fucking doomed…but Eva Herzigova can get us through this in her bikini…she’s a modern day superhero…someone give her the nobel peace prize like she was Nelson Mandela. To See The Rest of the Pics Click Here

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