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Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie of the Day

Maryna Linchuk reminds me that although I love Lingerie models, and think they are great for a lot of reasons, like being nice to look at, but more importantly, making regular girls feel like shit about themselves, and when they feel like shit about themselves, I get to be the hero, by telling them their untoned fat stomach is sexy and that those models are just freaks of nature, some even 6 foot tall monsters pushing 150 pounds that look good in pictures half naked, but who in person are actually double the size…angles, lighting, make-up, photoshop…you know making myself out to be a sensitive hero, ready to pounce on them the second they feel comfortable enough to let me get them naked… But I hate lingerie photoshoots – they fucking suck…they have no personality and here’s the proof.

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Samantha Hoopes and other Tricks for GUESS of the Day

Guess? created Anna Nicole Smith. They created Kate Upton. They created Gigi Hadid. They are so dialled into the media because they are a 6 billion dollar brand and thus big enough to create these little stars that often times are big enough to fill size D cup sizes…now they are working on another Sports Illustrated marketed girl named Samantha Hoopes, who is modelling their accessory line with a couple other girls…who are hotter than her and who I think the resources and “favors” called are spent on…but still better than anything you’ve ever fucked and she takes a good picture so whatever…I’ll promote this brand for free because they’ve blinded me with babes…I guess that’s the whole basis of this modelling shit…

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Top 10 Selena Gomez in a Sleazy Top of the Day

#452915964 / gettyimages.com My Top 10 posts don’t have 10 pictures in them because top 10 posts are the fall of society. They are the click bait you find on all your favorite news sources that remind you that humans are no much different than a monkey and humans like things to be given to them in list form, even if that list is fully arbitrary and made up. Even when the top 10 aren’t the top 10 at all, but rather the first ten the lazy writing getting paid 10 dollars a day came up with…There is no integrity in journalism these days and I am the proof…but there is integrity in staring at Selena Gomez’s tits and trying to figure out if she’s got implants or not.. Base on the state of the world, I think we can all agree that this is what matters in the world…. #452912162 / gettyimages.com #452910308 / gettyimages.com #452908344 / gettyimages.com #452908202 / gettyimages.com #452908186 / gettyimages.com #452907232 / gettyimages.com TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ashley Tisdale Hot Photoshoots for Bello of the Day

It turns out that Ashley Tisdale – a girl who I used to run a little campaign that no one noticed called “The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…which stemmed from me seeing her win some MTV award for being the “hottest bitch” of the year…even though I know all those awards, like everything in Hollywood, is some vapid bullshit designed and created by vapid idiots, who get paid off by the studios who want to create more buzz around projects they are working on, without realizing that Ashely Tisdale had no real future career, and they they probably should have given the award to someone who didn’t have a mangled face even after a nose job. I took it upon myself to debunk the title of “hottest bitch” according to MTV by showing how she wasn’t hot at all, but how other girls were hot…and it went unnoticed…I fought the fight in vain…but here we are a bunch of years later and she’s doing a compaign like she was a model. Probably from a friend who pities her, because she had it all, and her co-stars surpassed her… Or maybe I am just not up to date on Ashley Tisdale news, maybe she’s up for an Oscar for doing great things with her “craft”…her “talent”….”acting”…which in case you didn’t know is a fucking joke of a talent – but actors won’t tell you that.. I could cross-reference her IMDB, but I prefer moving onto the next trick. Something I am sure all her ex-lovers can agree with.

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Drunk Girl and Other Video of the Day

Grannies ‘jumping rope Gaming Addict Foaming at the Mouth Robbery of the Day Cow Drinking Milk Bird Makes Sex Noises Hood Fight… Spiderman Fight….

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Gwen Stefani’s Shitty Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

Apparently Gwen Stefani, like so many other women and mothers…is up on this “FREE THE NIPPLE” campaign, that I have been supporting since the first time I got hard watching a mom breast feeding back in the 90s…. Unlike the other protesters, who are often times very granola eating chicks I don’t want to see the tits of, she’s not posting a close up shot on Facebook saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING NIPPLE”…possibly because she’s a dude and this baby is adopted. Her husband Gavin Rossdale is kind of all about that…or because she’s not as committed to the cause as you’d expect. It’s like bitch went to the most remote possible place she could to pull out her tit…then she told the photographer to stand half a mile back…I mean for all we know she could be breast feeding a bag of flour in a blanket with her sweater on…but I guess her intentions are good. Not to mention, I have no interest in ever seeing Gwen Stefani topless…ever…I’ll look if it happens…but I won’t like it.

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Zuzanna by Sonia Szostak for C-Heads of the Day

I don’t know who Zuzanna is. I’ve never heard of her before, but that doesn’t me I can’t love her…you know it’s a love at first topless photoshoot because that’s how you get ahead as a model, like you’re up on some EMILY RAT-COW hustle that will land you a music video and possibly a movie role, but only if you go viral and LIVE in LA…. I am all about this topless isn’t a big deal, everyday girls and models and everything in between are like “what’s wrong with being topless”….and the answer is NOTHING. There is nothing wrong with being topless. In fact it makes me like her better and it makes me hate any girl who doesn’t get topless, because she’s obviously dated and has no concept of what’s going on, and what’s going on is “show me your tits”… I love how low level models I talk to tell me “you’ll have to pay me for nudity”…like they are pornstars going in for their first anal scene… It’s like topless is as amazing as always, but you don’t get a premium to be topless, thanks to babes like Zuzanna, owning it. The pics are by sonia szostak FOR C-Heads

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Zuzanna by Sonia Szostak for C-Heads of the Day

Chrissy Teigen See Through of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy of the site, only because she decided to go at war with me and call me out for being the evil asshole that I am because I made fun of her for being fat, dumpy, a failed model, but a successful gold digger, who without her husband she strategically locked down, would be nothing, but thanks to having the foresight to marry someone before they got too rich to marry her, only to encourage and help get rich, so that she gets her 50% when she walks away. I was just telling her it was time to make babies…and not show up to events in see through shirts and I guess she didn’t like that, which is fine because I don’t like her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Adriana Lima and Christy Turlington in LOVE of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE managed to take two old timer, professional models…who if they were instagram whores would write “Published Model”, because both managed to crawl out of whatever tall girl awkwardness they grew up in and make millions…and turn them into silly looking clowns.. I do not understand what the hell is going on here, but I dare you to try to jerk off to the pics…it’s challenging…that I know for sure…but maybe I’m just desensitized and like my models naked…especially when I’ve seen both naked…

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Adriana Lima and Christy Turlington in LOVE of the Day

Adriana Lima and Christy Turlington in LOVE of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE managed to take two old timer, professional models…who if they were instagram whores would write “Published Model”, because both managed to crawl out of whatever tall girl awkwardness they grew up in and make millions…and turn them into silly looking clowns.. I do not understand what the hell is going on here, but I dare you to try to jerk off to the pics…it’s challenging…that I know for sure…but maybe I’m just desensitized and like my models naked…especially when I’ve seen both naked…

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Adriana Lima and Christy Turlington in LOVE of the Day